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Tiger Woods

  • Blogs

    May 21, 2012

    Joslyn James, Tiger Woods' Mistress and Porn Star, Contributing to Trayvon Martin Book

    See also "Joslyn James's Tips for Lube Wrestling, Ping-Porn, and Surviving Exxxotica 2012." Crossfade exclusive! Joslyn James, Tiger Woods' former mistress and porn star (Mama Fucked a Black Man, Shorty Iz Fuckin' Yo Mama 2), will be contributing to a coffee table book in honor of Trayvon Martin. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2012

    Joslyn James's Tips for Lube Wrestling, Ping-Porn, and Surviving Exxxotica 2012

    Yes, Joslyn James is Tiger Woods' former mistress and a porn star, known for such stiffening cinematic feats as Men in Uniform Love Big Tits and Cougars, Kittens & Cock. That's why she'll be appearing at the Exxxotica expo all weekend. But Ms. James is also an athlete. And this Sunday night, wi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2012

    Exxxotica 2012: Top Ten Porn Parties in Miami This Weekend

    Under normal circumstances, partying with a porn star might mean all kinds of DP, TP, ATM, RTF, and money shots. It would also require a clean STD test, fresh bikini wax, and 60ml tube of spermicidal lube. But this weekend, the Exxxotica 2012 adult entertainment expo has come to town for three full ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 14, 2012

    Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander, Shaq's Comically Tiny Girlfriend, to Do Some South Florida Boxing

    ​EXCLUSIVE! You know Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander, the reality television star who is dating and possibly married (without a prenup! What?!) to Shaquille O'Neal and is always comically kissing him? Well, she'll be doing some celebrity boxing in South Florida, and Shaq will be the corner ma ... More >>

  • News

    February 23, 2012

    Jeremy Lin, avoid Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian

    ​EXCLUSIVE! You know Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander, the reality television star who is dating and possibly married (without a prenup! What?!) to Shaquille O'Neal and is always comically kissing him? Well, she'll be doing some celebrity boxing in South Florida, and Shaq will be the corner ma ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2012

    Jeremy Lin Needs to Beware Coochie Power

    ​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke counsels New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin. The New York Knicks and Jeremy Lin are coming to town this Thursday, February ... More >>

  • News

    January 19, 2012

    Tim Tebow should quit now

    ​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke counsels New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin. The New York Knicks and Jeremy Lin are coming to town this Thursday, February ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 17, 2012

    Tim Tebow Should Quit The NFL While He's Ahead

    ​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell tells Tim Tebow that his calling is outside of football. For the first time in the history of the NFL, a player is a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 3, 2012

    Cam Newton Could Become the Black QB Role Model That Michael Vick Never Had

    Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell addresses why African-American NFL quarterbacks don't have any heroes to look up to. In baseball, African-American play ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2011

    Robin Thicke Talks Double-Digit Orgasms, Baby-Making Music, and NYE in Miami

    ​The real reason for kissing at midnight on New Years Eve? Whether you're single, married, divorced, or your outlook on monogamy is much like Tiger Woods', everyone is trying to get some. And if anyone is going to help you get laid, it's Robin Thicke. So if you are looking to keep it sexy this ... More >>

  • News

    November 17, 2011

    Kim Kardashian's next husband: Justin Bieber?

    ​The real reason for kissing at midnight on New Years Eve? Whether you're single, married, divorced, or your outlook on monogamy is much like Tiger Woods', everyone is trying to get some. And if anyone is going to help you get laid, it's Robin Thicke. So if you are looking to keep it sexy this ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 25, 2011

    Shaquille O'Neal, Noted Police Miscreant, Wants to Be Lake County Undersheriff

    ​Apparently Shaq Fu -- despite a personal life that reads like bad urban fiction -- hasn't given up on his dream of being a top cop somewhere in America. Over the weekend, the New York Times published a fluffy "thirty second" interview with Shaquille O'Neal, in which he said: "I'm going to be runn ... More >>

  • News

    September 22, 2011

    Shaquille O'Neal wages war against a Miami computer geek

    ​Apparently Shaq Fu -- despite a personal life that reads like bad urban fiction -- hasn't given up on his dream of being a top cop somewhere in America. Over the weekend, the New York Times published a fluffy "thirty second" interview with Shaquille O'Neal, in which he said: "I'm going to be runn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2011

    Dick Pic Nation: Weiner, Favre, and the Death of the American Sex Scandal

    House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer: "What the HELL is a Twitter?"​Welp, it's official -- the Honorable Dong from New York's 9th District is "Weiner" by both name and hobby. Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner admitted yesterday that he did indeed tweet a picture of his stiffy to the entire Internet last w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2011

    Parody of "What Should I Do?" Ad Reminds Us Brett Favre is So Much Worse Than LeBron James

    ​Listen, we can admit that LeBron James has something of a bit of a public relations and ego problem, but all the guy ever did was switch teams. To claim he's the most deplorable athlete in America is sort of a stretch considering there's guys like Tiger Woods and Brett Favre running around.

  • Blogs

    September 30, 2010

    LeBron James Says Race Was a Factor in Public Backlash

    LeBron James is now the sixth most hated athlete in America after his decision to ditch Cleveland and join a superteam in Miami. He now says that part of the backlash he endured stems from racial issues. James made the comments in an interview that aired on CNN yesterday and is not backing down from ... More >>

  • News

    September 16, 2010

    Venus and Serena Williams suffer racism

    LeBron James is now the sixth most hated athlete in America after his decision to ditch Cleveland and join a superteam in Miami. He now says that part of the backlash he endured stems from racial issues. James made the comments in an interview that aired on CNN yesterday and is not backing down from ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2010

    Shaq Hit With Lawsuit For Attempting to Plant Child Porn on Former Employee's Computer

    ​Former Miami Heat star Shaquille O'Neal has been hit with an explosive lawsuit filed in Miami-Dade court alleging that the hard court legend planted child pornography in an attempt to frame a former employee, and hacked into various personal accounts of the employee and a former mistress. We've b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 14, 2010

    Venus and Serena Williams Deserve The Best

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke says the Williams sisters don't get their due.Venus and Serena Williams represent black people and female athletes in a po ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 6, 2010

    Lane Kiffin Still Plans to Make an Ass of Himself While Recruiting Florida Players

    ​In the past 50 years, there have been only three private universities with football teams that matter: Notre Dame, USC, and, of course, Miami. Notre Dame has a rabid fan base and lots of history, USC has history too and benefits from the NFL's absence in L.A., and Miami pulled itself ou ... More >>

  • News

    April 1, 2010

    Luke's Gospel: Teaching Warren Sapp and Michael Irvin to avoid dangerous ladies

    ​In the past 50 years, there have been only three private universities with football teams that matter: Notre Dame, USC, and, of course, Miami. Notre Dame has a rabid fan base and lots of history, USC has history too and benefits from the NFL's absence in L.A., and Miami pulled itself ou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2010

    Teaching Warren Sapp and Michael Irvin To Avoid Dangerous Ladies

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Up this week, Luke dissects how superstar athletes fall for the pussy trap.I have to give credit to the Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 11, 2010

    Gerald Posner Resigns from The Daily Beast

    Photo by Bill CookeAfter admitting to plagiarizing multiple passages from Miami Herald stories and other sources, Gerald Posner has resigned as chief investigative reporter of The Daily Beast.Posner, a Miami Beach author best known for his investigative books like Miami Babylon, posted an  ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2010

    Florida Circus: NY Times Dives Into the Crist-Rubio Race

    ​The New York Times Magazine's massive piece about the Marco Rubio vs. Charlie Crist race just went online. If you've been keeping a close eye on the race, and reading our nearly obsessive coverage, there's not a lot new to learn besides some interesting color here and there. If you haven't, it's ... More >>

  • News

    December 17, 2009

    Golf porn on ritzy Fisher Island

    ​The New York Times Magazine's massive piece about the Marco Rubio vs. Charlie Crist race just went online. If you've been keeping a close eye on the race, and reading our nearly obsessive coverage, there's not a lot new to learn besides some interesting color here and there. If you haven't, it's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2009

    WMC Preview: Q&A with Carles of HipsterRunoff.com

    Carles, is that you?When we heard that the "blog worth blogging about" Hipster Runoff was hosting a party during Winter Music Conference, we admittedly thought WTF. Not because it's a bad thing, but because this means we might be able to meet the man (or woman, we aren't sure) behind the site. He go ... More >>

  • News

    May 22, 2008

    Golden Boy on a Board

    Don't hate him because he's purty. Hate him because you want his job!

  • Home Entertainment

    October 4, 2007

    Party Pooper

    The Wii's latest pool game is a cue stick in the mud

  • News

    May 17, 2007

    Rapture of the Deep

    A voyage into the murky underworld off Key Largo turns deadly

  • Recreation

    May 12, 2005

    BEST DRIVING RANGE

    Miccosukee Golf and Country Club

  • Calendar

    June 5, 2003

    Lift Off

    New art space enters our atmosphere

  • News

    April 20, 2000

    Sew Shall She Reap

    Miccosukee designer Renee Osceola combines a flair for high fashion with an acute understanding of native tradition

  • News

    July 22, 1999

    Grand illusions

    When a gutsy group of homegrown entrepreneurs tried to turn around the black Grove, they failed miserably

  • Music

    July 2, 1998

    Ani DiFranco, Musician

    When a gutsy group of homegrown entrepreneurs tried to turn around the black Grove, they failed miserably

  • News

    October 23, 1997

    It's Authentic When Linda Hart Says It's Authentic

    And when it's not, even acclaimed investigative reporters eat crow

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