Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke takes on the FBI's most famous rat. No one should be surprised that Al Sharpton was a major snitch for the federal government. L ... More >>
It's a question that factors into so many lesbian break-ups: who gets to keep the strap-ons? But a Florida woman and her ex couldn't come to a civil agreement on the matter, and Ashley Rivera had her ex-girlfriend arrested after she allegedly broke into a storage unit and stole three strap-ons and a ... More >>
A 56-year-old married Las Vegas man only identified as "H.T." decided to add some spice to his life, so he paid for a membership to SugarDaddyForMe.com and began talking to who he thought was a hot, blonde, 21-year-old Florida co-ed. Instead his online fling was actually with Stephanie Starling, a 2 ... More >>
The greatest damage a Taco Bell burrito can do to you is from the inside, but that didn't stop Erik Brown from using a burrito in a more traditional form of assault.The 36-year-old was arrested on February 15 in Port St. Lucie for the domestic dispute with a burrito as the weapon.
People apparently love watching idiots annoy random strangers on You Tube, sure, but it turns out that people don't actually love being annoyed and assaulted by random strangers for YouTube videos.Charles Ross, 18, has a popular You Tube channel that has racked up close to five million hits in which ... More >>
Steve Bolin now joins the likes of Evander Holyfield and Vincent Van Gogh as notable men who have lost their ears.Bolin, 53 of DeLand, Florida, was fighting with his girlfriend, 32-year-old Sarah Wulchak, when she decided to jump on top of him and bite off his ear.
Carlos Romero, a 31-year-old farmhand from Marion County, Florida, was recently arrested for committing a sexual act with a donkey, but when he was arrested, he told deputies that "Florida is a backward state, and people frown on zoophilia here." Wait, are there forward-thinking, progressive states ... More >>
You can call 911 to come put out a fire, but that fire better not be in your pants. Yes, a Florida man sits behind bars after he tried to use 911 as his own personal sex service. He called the emergency service to request that female deputies report to his home for sex. What's amazing is that this n ... More >>
Congratulations, William Jenkins! We're pretty sure you're now in the running for the worst son of the year award.Jenkins was arrested on Tuesday after he got mad at his mother for refusing to give him a shot of vodka and decided to smear dog poop on her face.
In the hierarchy of sounds none of us ever want to hear, perhaps even nails on a chalkboard and Justin Bieber warbling out a rendition of an opera aria lose out to the aural terror of hearing one's own mother engaged in an orgasmic fit of passion. Yet, even those dreaded sounds do not quite warra ... More >>
David O. Russell, the Oscar-nominated director behind films such as The Fighter and I ♥ Huckabees and who is said to be connected to a possible Cocaine Cowboys movie, is being investigated by the Broward County Sheriff's Office after allegedly groping the breasts of his transgendered ... More >>
The Gastrovac. David, take note.There are thousands of comestibles and cooking gadgets on the market, but you would think most chefs have just about every conceivable piece of equipment they might possibly want -- and we know they have access to all sorts of foods. But it turns out that there are va ... More >>
A nine-year-old Florida girls loves candy almost as much as she hates police: a lot.What started as a request by the girl's school bus driver to stop eating candy on the bus ended with the girl getting pepper-sprayed and charged with four felonies.
Ever since we had our first taste of smoked ice cream last week, we've had smoke on the brain. Sure, we could take the easy road and hit our local barbecue joint, but there's nothing like the feeling you get from smoking your own meat.If you've never tried smoking (food) at home, you may think it's ... More >>
Natasha LarsonBradenton, Florida resident Natasha Larson really doesn't like her new husband's ex-wife, Tracy Wilder. So she decided to post ads on Craigslist while posing as the ex looking for men who would be interested in coming by and roughing Wilder up. Larson has now been arrested and faces ... More >>
Pedobear, the online meme meant to mock pedophiles, recently popped up in a Lakeland, Florida coupon book for a computer parts distribution company called CP Distributor. Unfortunately, CP also stands for "child pornography," and it appears some clueless coupon designer included the image not kno ... More >>
We reported yesterday about the tax documents uncovered by The Smoking Gun that made Haitian-born musician and producer Wyclef Jean's NGO, Yéle Haiti, seem a bit self-serving. While Yéle Haiti has probably done plenty of good for the impoverish nation, the numbers and circumstances still raises a ... More >>
According to tax documents posted by The Smoking Gun, Wyclef Jean has used Yele for his own gain.All over Facebook, Twitter, television newscasts, and radio broadcasts, reporters and ordinary folks have been encouraging relatives, friends and anyone who cares to donate $5 to the Yele Haiti ... More >>
The central plot point of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has recently revolved around a mysterious book that revealed scandalous details about cast outsider Danielle Staub's sordid past in Miami. The book, written by her ex-husband, claimed she was a stripper and coke fiend involved in a Colombi ... More >>
Hip-hop A-listers including Rick Ross, Akon and Plies were caught grossly exaggerating their gangster credentials this year. (Turns out they were painfully law-abiding. The horror!) But even if your favorite rapper wasn't caught in a lie, you can bet he or she put out a hilariously absurd record or ... More >>
For those who can't get enough of this pseudo-scandal, it seems that Rick Ross has finally copped (lol) to his past as a corrections officer. After photos leaked recently of his academy graduation, he first flat-out denied it was him, claiming someone had Photoshopped his face onto someone else's bo ... More >>
The Smoking Gun recently reported in a long, investigative entry that R&B singer Akon, who has built a career on making a huge deal out of his alleged criminal past, is not as bad as he says he is. Since the release of Akon's 2004 debut, Trouble, the singer has claimed that he did hard time in a Ge ... More >>