The Roman Catholic Church

Make Like Mozart

A Most Exotic Exile

The church is Russian. The priest is from Boston. The founders were midgets. And the congregation is slim to none.

Doubt Wags the Finger of Moral Relativism

The church is Russian. The priest is from Boston. The founders were midgets. And the congregation is slim to none.

Stand Up for Leno

Rather, you sit down while he stands up.

Mad Cat Theatre Dabbles in Diabolism with Broadsword

Rather, you sit down while he stands up.

Diaspora Vibe Gallery Offers a Crazy Cacophony in the Design District

The J.Lo video spoof will make you cackle.

Laugh Back in Anger

Actors' Playhouse revives TomFoolery, and it's still vicious

Pissing Off the Pope

Actors' Playhouse revives TomFoolery, and it's still vicious

O Holy Night

Sister Kathleen calls the class to hilarious disorder

New York in Miami

For Timothy Greenfield-Sanders, the old photography ways are still best

Long Journey Home

Three decades after his parents sent him into lonely exile, Tony Gonzalez returned to Cuba to face his demons

Queen of the Kingmakers

If you're a political candidate with big ideas and little cash, the first call you make is to Irene Secada

Who Ordered the Meat Sauce?

If you're a political candidate with big ideas and little cash, the first call you make is to Irene Secada

Legends of the Fall

In Miami's jungle of condo towers, 16 people have jumped to their deaths.

Did Priest Sex Scandal Lead Miami Archbishop to Resign Early?

The AP reports this morning that the pope has accepted the resignation of Miami Archbishop John Favalora, who has led the Catholic Church in Miami, Broward, and Monroe counties since 1994. Rev. Neil Doherty was accused of drugging and molesting dozens of boys in Miami.​Favalora's move ... More >>

Marco Ramirez's pulpy supernatural thriller Broadsword gets a glam workover at the Arsht Center

The AP reports this morning that the pope has accepted the resignation of Miami Archbishop John Favalora, who has led the Catholic Church in Miami, Broward, and Monroe counties since 1994. Rev. Neil Doherty was accused of drugging and molesting dozens of boys in Miami.​Favalora's move ... More >>

World Cup 2010: The Phantom Menace

​America has a new enemy. And his name is Koman Coulibaly. He's like Lex Luthor, because he's bald and because he could be responsible for America's downfall in the World Cup. But mostly, because he's bald. By now the whole world knows had badly team USA got hosed on Friday when Maurice Edu's goal ... More >>

Ten Musicians Better Than Wyclef Jean to Lead Haiti

adanbouzoua via flickrStrumming his way to the presidency?​His heart seems to be in the right place, but Wyclef Jean's political aptitude is tone deaf.  Don't get us wrong, welcoming President Jean to office would be pretty cool, but he might not exactly know how to help a nation that lost 22 ... More >>

Angelina Jolie and Hillary Clinton Condemn Koran-Burning Church, But Mayor Bloomberg Supports Congregation's Rights

Pastor Terry Jones​Pastor Terry Jones and his small Gainesville church known as the Dove World Outreach Center will continue with their plans to burn copies of the Koran, the holy book of Islam, on the ninth anniversary of the September 11 terrorist attacks despite a growing backlash and warnings ... More >>

Five More Cuban Dissidents to be Freed

In a carefully timed move, Cuba will free five more political prisoners, bringing the total number to 57, the Roman Catholic Church announced Thursday. The announcement comes before the 27-nation E.U. block meets to review its hard-line policy toward the totalitarian nation, which is seeking to bol ... More >>

Archbishop Thomas Wenski: Tea Party conservative and church radical

In a carefully timed move, Cuba will free five more political prisoners, bringing the total number to 57, the Roman Catholic Church announced Thursday. The announcement comes before the 27-nation E.U. block meets to review its hard-line policy toward the totalitarian nation, which is seeking to bol ... More >>

Rev. Bob Larson, Exorcist-For-Hire, Will Rid You Of Your Demons At Airport Hilton Today

courtesy Rev. Bob Larson​Been feeling a bit odd lately? Did your last date with a Oujia Board end with your roommate babbling in ancient Assyrian and levitating off the ground? Had any head-spinning vomiting moments this month?Don't worry: Rev. Bob Larson is here to help. America's top exorcist-fo ... More >>

America's top exorcist-for-hire comes to Miami

courtesy Rev. Bob Larson​Been feeling a bit odd lately? Did your last date with a Oujia Board end with your roommate babbling in ancient Assyrian and levitating off the ground? Had any head-spinning vomiting moments this month?Don't worry: Rev. Bob Larson is here to help. America's top exorcist-fo ... More >>

Peter, Paul, and Bones

courtesy Rev. Bob Larson​Been feeling a bit odd lately? Did your last date with a Oujia Board end with your roommate babbling in ancient Assyrian and levitating off the ground? Had any head-spinning vomiting moments this month?Don't worry: Rev. Bob Larson is here to help. America's top exorcist-fo ... More >>

Invasion of the Cleavage

Sorry, but 100,000 hookers -- including tens of thousands of teens -- won't be showing for the Super Bowl this week. They send their regrets.

Father Thomas Euteneuer, South Florida's Top Exorcist, Admits to 'Violations of Chastity'

Father Thomas Euteneuer, South Florida's top exorcist.​Tell us if this sounds a tad familiar, Miami: A clean-cut, best-selling celebrity Catholic priest and author from South Florida gets caught in some monkey business with a lady and loses his job. Ahem, cough, Fathercutie!The difference this tim ... More >>

The Lowe explore politics, dreams, and reality

Father Thomas Euteneuer, South Florida's top exorcist.​Tell us if this sounds a tad familiar, Miami: A clean-cut, best-selling celebrity Catholic priest and author from South Florida gets caught in some monkey business with a lady and loses his job. Ahem, cough, Fathercutie!The difference this tim ... More >>

Ten Winning Band Names for Charlie Sheen's Inevitable Debut Album

Winning! Charlie Sheen is a freaking rock star.​If you've paid any attention to television, radio, internet, or even smoke signals rising from a faraway tribe, you've no doubt heard a little bit about Charlie Sheen in the news lately. But let us go on record right here and now as saying that the m ... More >>

Artists Typoe and Catalina Jaramillo explore the afterlife

Winning! Charlie Sheen is a freaking rock star.​If you've paid any attention to television, radio, internet, or even smoke signals rising from a faraway tribe, you've no doubt heard a little bit about Charlie Sheen in the news lately. But let us go on record right here and now as saying that the m ... More >>

Pope Benedict May Visit Cuba Next Year

​Few pastoral visits caused as much controversy as Pope John Paul II's 1998 visit to Cuba. Catholic exiles worried that the Pope's visit to the island would further legitimize Fidel Castro's dictatorship, and images of the two shaking hands was not a welcome site for many in Miami.Now, the Vatican ... More >>

Alberto Cutie: Post-Catholic Padre

​Few pastoral visits caused as much controversy as Pope John Paul II's 1998 visit to Cuba. Catholic exiles worried that the Pope's visit to the island would further legitimize Fidel Castro's dictatorship, and images of the two shaking hands was not a welcome site for many in Miami.Now, the Vatican ... More >>

Anthony Bourdain's The Layover: Rome Is For Food Lovers (A Recap)

The Travel ChannelTony Bourdain on a Vespa...vroom vroom.​Episode three of The Layover and I'm slightly warming up to it, maybe because the cities are getting better. It's hard to keep a frantic pace up in Rome - after all, it's a city where a quick cup of espresso can take an hour and about 2,000 ... More >>

Fidel Castro Has Found Jesus, Will Ask Pope For Forgiveness, Daughter Says

​Decades after his education by Havana Jesuits, is Fidel Castro starting to feel kinda bad about the whole renouncing religion and being a hated dictator stuff? According to his Miami-based daughter Alina, the Marxist in fact has "come closer to religion" as he edges stubbornly toward death. Vatic ... More >>