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The Real Housewives of New Jersey

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    March 1, 2012

    Blk Water: Looks Dirty, Tastes Like ... Water

    ​Last season on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Caroline Manzo's sons, Albie and Christopher were seen plugging some sort of black water. The boys are known for hare-brained ideas (anyone want to finance a combination strip club/car wash in Jersey?), plus it's reality television, so I just thought ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 5, 2012

    Witchy Woman

    ​Last season on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Caroline Manzo's sons, Albie and Christopher were seen plugging some sort of black water. The boys are known for hare-brained ideas (anyone want to finance a combination strip club/car wash in Jersey?), plus it's reality television, so I just thought ... More >>

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    May 12, 2011

    New Jersey Meatballs

    ​Last season on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Caroline Manzo's sons, Albie and Christopher were seen plugging some sort of black water. The boys are known for hare-brained ideas (anyone want to finance a combination strip club/car wash in Jersey?), plus it's reality television, so I just thought ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2011

    Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, and Ashley Dupre to Launch VH1 "Celebrity" Food/Reality Show

    via Flickr angela n.Heidi Montag, celebrity at large.​In the infinite wisdom of television executives and snake oil salesmen, VH1 has created a new reality series that links the two subjects Americans are most interested in: food and big personalities.In the new show, Famous Food, so-called celebr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2010

    South Park Illustrates Our Worst Fears About Jersey Shore

    ​When MTV announced Jersey Shore would film its second season in South Beach, Miami became the only place outside of Jersey to become infected by a Jersey-fied reality show. So last night's South Park, in which the mountain town is suddenly overrun by "cabbage-muffed" Jerseyites, hit close to home ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2010

    Pablo Escobar's Cartel Wanted Real Housewives' Danielle Staub Dead

    ​Last we checked in on Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub's past in Miami, we'd established she was a model/stripper/high-class prostitute who was somehow involved in a drug-related kidnapping back in the '80s. Now, Radar has uncovered documents that claim Staub actually tried to enter ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 20, 2010

    Has Bravo Secretly Been Filming Real Housewives of Miami?

    photo by Bill CookeUnfortunately, Real Housewives of Hialeah remains but a dream. ​Miami seems like the perfect location for a spin-off of the Reality TV behemoth Real Housewives franchise that Bravo has unleashed on the world. Though, when The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiers next month ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: Ronnie Is The Worst Human Ever

    ​Sorry, folks, we weren't here to recap last week's Jersey Shore because someone literally cut the cable wire outside our house and then we got a debilitating sore throat. It was horrible. Not as horrible as actually watching this show, but still horrible.But we're back to documenting the antics o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 16, 2009

    Miami Social Debuts to Dismal Ratings

    via BravoTVIn April, the LA Times wrote this about Miami Social: "It is the most vapid, foul, awful, self-satisfied group of people ever assembled in the entire world, and it will be a smashing success." Well, they were right about one thing. Thankfully, they were wrong about the "smashing ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 26, 2009

    Danielle Staub Comes Clean on Housewives' Reunion

    BravoThe Real Housewives of New Jersey ended as wonderfully mysteriously as it started, with questions still left unanswered, the lines of relationships still left murky, and even a new scandalous plot twist or two added during the last few minutes of the reunion. But at-least Daniel Staub ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 23, 2009

    Court Documents Claim Housewives' Danielle Staub Was a High-Class Escort Who Played Major Part in Botched Cocaine Deal

    The central plot point of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has recently revolved around a mysterious book that revealed scandalous details about cast outsider Danielle Staub's sordid past in Miami. The book, written by her ex-husband, claimed she was a stripper and coke fiend involved in a Colombi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 18, 2009

    Real Housewives of Miami?

    I don't know how Bravo is ever going to top Real Housewives of New Jersey. How do you do one better than a show that climaxes with a forehead-challenged Italian woman shouting, "You were stripping! Prostitution whore! You were fucking engaged 19 times! You fucking stupid bitch! Coming! To my! Dinner ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 5, 2009

    The Week That Was: Kimbo Slice and Danielle Staub Should Probably Take Turns Beating Up the Cat Killer

    via Planet-MuDwyane Wade's former business partner has been talking crap about him to anyone who would listen, so Wade had no choice but to play defense and file a libel suit. The details of the Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub's torrid early years in Miami just gets weirder and w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 2, 2009

    Details of Real Housewives's Danielle's Kidnapping Past Revealed

    Staub's Mugshot from Cop Without a BadgeLast week it came to light that Real Housewives of New Jersey anti-hero Danielle Staub had a shadowy, cocaine and sex filled past in the 80's heyday of the magic city. Now, The Star-Leger has dug up details of her 1986 arrest. Apparently, she was sus ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 29, 2009

    The Week That Was: Cat Killings and Reality TV Make Us Question our Religion

    Former celebri-priest and confessed sex-haver Father Cutié became Lay Minister Cutié this week and joined the Episcopal church so he could marry his girlfriend. Though, he's not the first to change faiths in the name of love. The Cat Killer struck again. Once we catch this guy (gal? ... More >>

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