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DJ Paris Hilton Sucks Balls ... In France!

See also "Paris Hilton's DJ Debut Sucked Balls" and "DJ Paris Pisses Off Samantha Ronson and Deadmau5." Paris Hilton is a modern tragedy. This dumb bitch already destroyed what little faith we still had in the DJ scene when she puked all over Pop Festival in Brazil. But breaking our uhntz-uhntz-in ... More >>

Andy Murray Sounds Really Emo About Sony Ericsson Open Loss

​Last year, Andy Murray reigned supreme at the Sony Ericsson Open in Key Biscayne. This year, he went out in the second round against some guy named Mardy Fish, who's not even ranked in the top 100 worldwide. Murray had a bye in the first round, meaning he didn't win a single match. Ouch. The ... More >>

Letters from the Issue of July 6, 2006

I'll get the girls together for the weekend, leave early ... party, and snooze on the way back"

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