The National Enquirer

Jeremy Lin, avoid Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian

Jeremy Lin Needs to Beware Coochie Power

​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke counsels New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin. The New York Knicks and Jeremy Lin are coming to town this Thursday, February ... More >>

Glen Rice Slept With Sarah Palin, New Biography Says UPDATED

​Stop us if you've heard this one: Miami Heat great Glen Rice had a "steamy" one-night stand with Tea Party queen bee Sarah Palin back when he was a University of Michigan star and she was a local TV sportscaster. Wait, no one has ever heard that one before because it's INSANE.Yet it just&nbs ... More >>

Reader comments: Judge screwed over Miami Beach's vigilante cyclist

​Stop us if you've heard this one: Miami Heat great Glen Rice had a "steamy" one-night stand with Tea Party queen bee Sarah Palin back when he was a University of Michigan star and she was a local TV sportscaster. Wait, no one has ever heard that one before because it's INSANE.Yet it just&nbs ... More >>

Chris Hansen Accused of Cheating, Gets Exactly What's Coming to Him

Twitter almost collapsed under the weight of all the "Why don't you have a seat over here?" jokes being made Wednesday night.​You know who he is: The expensive haircut, the cheap ties. The fake tan, the small-town wrestling announcer voice.He's Chris Hansen, the former host of NBC's To Catch A Pre ... More >>

Steve Berke: Comedian for Miami Beach mayor

Twitter almost collapsed under the weight of all the "Why don't you have a seat over here?" jokes being made Wednesday night.​You know who he is: The expensive haircut, the cheap ties. The fake tan, the small-town wrestling announcer voice.He's Chris Hansen, the former host of NBC's To Catch A Pre ... More >>

Letters from the issue of May 20, 2010

Twitter almost collapsed under the weight of all the "Why don't you have a seat over here?" jokes being made Wednesday night.​You know who he is: The expensive haircut, the cheap ties. The fake tan, the small-town wrestling announcer voice.He's Chris Hansen, the former host of NBC's To Catch A Pre ... More >>

More Media Shows Up to Tanning Butler Auditions than Applicants

via mc2Ben Becker, a former tanning butler, has gone on to a modeling career. The Ritz loses most or their tanning butlers that way.​Why is the media so obsessed with the Ritz-Carlton on South Beach's tanning butler position? The Miami Herald showed up to cover the audtions for the hotel's next su ... More >>

Miami Herald, Pulitzer Prize-Winning Newspaper, Now Trafficking in Sandra Bullock Nazi Sex Tape Rumors

​We certainly aren't above trafficking in celeb rumors, but we haven't won 20 Pulitzer prizes. In fact, when we do delve into pop culture hearsay we at least make sure it's relevant to the local community, and report it with a heavy tone of skepticism when applicable.The Miami Herald apparently do ... More >>

Golden gals gone nude at the World Erotic Art Museum

​We certainly aren't above trafficking in celeb rumors, but we haven't won 20 Pulitzer prizes. In fact, when we do delve into pop culture hearsay we at least make sure it's relevant to the local community, and report it with a heavy tone of skepticism when applicable.The Miami Herald apparently do ... More >>

Super Bowl 2010: Maxim and Playboy Parties Among This Year's Hottest Tickets, of Course

CC by 2.0, via P Keigan's FlickrThe bunnies are at the Sagamore on Saturday night.​Is it really any surprise? Maxim magazine's annual Super Bowl bash is famously full of the perky, pneumatic flesh featured in its pages, as well as all the celebrities, pseudo-celebrities, and just wealthy and well- ... More >>

Florida Circus: NY Times Dives Into the Crist-Rubio Race

​The New York Times Magazine's massive piece about the Marco Rubio vs. Charlie Crist race just went online. If you've been keeping a close eye on the race, and reading our nearly obsessive coverage, there's not a lot new to learn besides some interesting color here and there. If you haven't, it's ... More >>

Boobs, tunes, and soul food: Bubba Clinton's guide to Miami

Ah, the life of an ex-president. When the wife isn't unleashing you like an aging attack froodle on this or that Junior Senator in pursuit of her master plan, it's actually pretty serene. Flying to and fro in private jets; staying in the world's finest hotels in every locale; getting paid $100,000 t ... More >>

Home-Wreckers and Harlots

The Other Woman gives voice to wives, mistresses, and those caught in between.

Coral Gables Muckraker George Volsky Busts City Manager David Brown

He's going down for wasteful spending.

Spence-Jones Looks for Support in Familiar Places

He's going down for wasteful spending.

Letters from the Issue of September 12, 2002

How do we loathe Jilda Unruh? Let us count the ways.

Letters from the Issue of July 18, 2002

Read all about it: Republicans conspire to ruin public education!

New Face, Old Connections

Miami mayoral candidate Manny Diaz may look like an outsider, but his political history places him squarely on the inside

Dish TV

Karetnick is convincing in this miniseries

The Gersten Affair

Remember the stolen car? The crackhouse and hooker? The incomparable entertainment value? Well, the show must go on!

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of November 23, 2000

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of October 26, 2000

Natural Born Theater

One of the best plays this year tackles the funny topic of sex and violence

Goon Over Miami

Chris Paciello, the dangerous darling of the SoBe nightlife set, has a reputation for fisticuffs. And mob ties.

Livin' la Vida Orca

Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

Philip Hamersmith: 1946-1999

Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

Letters

Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

Letters

Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

Letters

Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

Letters

Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

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Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

Letters

Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

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Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

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Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

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Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

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Howard Garrett carries the torch for an aging aquatic entertainer named Lolita

Superhero Worship

Armed only with their pens and their pit-bull protagonist, Rolando and Josue Matos sic Lycanthrope on Miami and the comic book world

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Armed only with their pens and their pit-bull protagonist, Rolando and Josue Matos sic Lycanthrope on Miami and the comic book world

A Nice Place to Die

Armed only with their pens and their pit-bull protagonist, Rolando and Josue Matos sic Lycanthrope on Miami and the comic book world

No Ordinary Joe

The name of the place is just the name of the place. Except when it's your name.

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The name of the place is just the name of the place. Except when it's your name.

Program Notes

The name of the place is just the name of the place. Except when it's your name.