The Drudge Report

  • Blogs

    May 28, 2013

    Locals Left Stunned As Nothing Completely Insane Happened in Miami Over Memorial Day Weekend

    In one of the most shocking twists to occur in Miami-Dade County over the past several Memorial Day weekends, nothing absolutely bat-shit insane occurred to forced locals to question the decency of the human species and the meaning of life itself. After the 2011 Memorial Day Weekend during which p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 12, 2012

    Matt Drudge Just Splashed the N-Word Seven Times Across the Front of The Drudge Report

    Miami-based conservative techno hermit Matt Drudge is no stranger to good old fashioned race baiting, but the headline currently adorning The Drudge Report maybe went just a little too far. It is literally just the phrase: 'N*GGER. N*GGER. N*GGER. N*GGER. N*GGER. N*GGER. N*GGER.'

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2012

    Florida Republicans Will Save Us From Threat of Obama Dictatorship That Doesn't Exist

    A couple of Florida's GOP congressmen, lead by first term Rep. Sandy Adams, read some crazy conspiracy theories on the Internet about how Obama was going to enslave us all into military conscription and forced labor, and decided to file an actual resolution about it. Obviously Allen West is involved ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2011

    Matt Drudge Buys a $1.45 Million Safari Home in Redland

    ​Reclusive conservative news aggregator Matt Drudge of infamy just plopped down $1.45 million cash for a new bunker way, way out in Redland. Drudge, who rose to fame and riches after breaking the first bit of news about the Monica Lewinksy affair, has lived and maintained his site ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2011

    Matt Drudge Attacks Obama's Birthday Party, Possibly Thinks Stevie Wonder Is a Gangster Rapper

    ​President Barack Obama is 50! Fifty years old! Last night he celebrated the milestone with a group of political allies, close friends, a few celebrities, and musical guests. It was a far more restrained affair than President Bill Clinton's 50th birthday bash in 1996, but Miami-based conservative ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 31, 2011

    Matt Drudge Using Urban Beach Weekend to Stoke Racial Flames

    ​The Drudge Report still reigns supreme as an influential aggregator of right wing-leaning news and is run by the increasingly reclusive Matt Drudge out of his home that, as of last report, is somewhere in an undisclosed portion of Miami. Unsurprisingly, he's decided to blow up the incidents on Mi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 10, 2010

    Matt Drudge Sued For Copyright Infringement

    photo by Steve Satterwhite​Miami Beach's most infamous blogger resident Matt Drudge is getting sued. A notorious copyright infringement company claims that Drudge posted a copyrighted picture from The Denver Post of a TSA enhanced pat down on his site,, without permission. The com ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2010

    Fox News Wonders if Local Mom Battling Leukemia is "First 'Death Panel' Victim"

    ​In the News Roundup each morning we've been keeping an eye on the plight of Diana Smith, a local mother battling a rare form of leukemia. Smith was almost denied a life saving treatment when Social Security disability payments made to her son raised her income enough to where she no longer qualif ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2010

    Giuliani Endorses Rubio To Spite Backstabber Crist, Campaigns in Coral Gables Today

    Marco Rubio announced Friday that Rudy Giuliani endorsed his campaign for Senate. The two will be campaigning today in Coral Gables.​The political press has interpreted this as a snub of the governor, since Charlie Crist endorsed John McCain for president in 2008. Not one, not two, but a million ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 4, 2010

    Move Over, Limbaugh and Drudge, There's a New Head Wingnut

    via True/Slant​Whether you like it or not, South Florida is home base for two of America's most influential conservatives. You've got the reclusive Matt Drudge, who takes time out of listening to Junior Vasquez records somewhere in Miami Beach to update the DrudgeReport, and you've got Rush Limbau ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2009

    Matt Drudge Makes Out's Gay Power List

    Here is how your basic "Matt Drudge is a homosexual" gossip item reads: "I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that Drudge is totally gay" and then that person cites an interview Drudge gave to New Times in 2001, one of the few personal interviews Drudge has ever given. "So just because I l ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2009

    Local Blog Destructoid Valued at $2.5 Million

    Yesterday, 24/7 Wall Street released its list of the 25 Most Valuable Blogs, and local gaming blog Destructoid came in at number 16 with a value of $2.5 million (full disclosure: Prior to working at New Times, I was a blogger/editor for Miami Nights, which is owned by Destructoid's parent network, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 9, 2009

    Republicans Call for Murder Charges in Botched Abortion

    Nearly two and half years ago, New Times covered the story of a botched abortion which resulted in a live birth. Belkis Gonzalez, the owner of the Hialeah clinic, cut the umbilical cord after staff started screaming that the child was alive, she then sealed the child in a bio-hazard bag and through ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 3, 2008

    "You turned down Creed for this shit?": Debate Watch from a dive bar.

    As this election reaches an oversaturated frenzy, it sometimes seems like everybody in the country reads Wonkette or the Drudge Report and listens to NPR. But step out of the cubicle, and away from that SoBe debate watch party, and you'll realize that's not true. So while I had plans to watch Biden ... More >>

  • Culture

    September 25, 2008

    Everything Bad About Jim Tommaney's Ambition

    Including the kinky sex life of a theater critic.

  • Blogs

    September 4, 2008

    Local Papers Missed Out On Huge Biden Scoop

    Biden What if a vice presidential candidate said he's open to prosecuting the current administration on war crimes and nobody paid any attention? While it happened in in Deerfield Beach. And none of the local dailies wrote the story. NewsBusters, a conservative-leaning website affiliated with t ... More >>

  • Calendar

    July 31, 2008

    Who Is ... Dustin Diamond?

    Feed your mind at the Just the Funny Pop Culture Improv Challenge.

  • News

    September 14, 2006

    Blind Date

    Tasha Joseph's Website shows fiction is stranger than truth

  • News

    June 28, 2001

    The Drudge Retort

    Democrats hate him. Journalists scorn him. Most Americans ignore him. Which is fine with Matt Drudge. He's taking it to the bank.