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Odd Future Signs Rebecca Black and Four Other Headlines You'll Read When The World's Ending

​Signs that the world is coming to end continue to pour in through our Google Alert, the latest involving a totally twisted collaboration between two hip-hop heavyweights and a Canadian minor. Kanye West and Drake are teaming up with Justin Bieber for his forthcoming record Believe. The 17-year ... More >>

Miley Cyrus Rebrands, Explores Her Sexuality Like "Every 18 Year Old"

​Miley Cyrus is a boss. Don't let the Hannah Montana shtick fool y'all ... This 18-year old ex-Disney Channel princess loves tattoos, Joan Jett, and exploring her sexuality. Good girl gone bad? Bullshit, Miley's just keeping it real. "There was this magazine article the other day," Cyrus says in ... More >>

Tweens Get an Elixir

​Miley Cyrus is a boss. Don't let the Hannah Montana shtick fool y'all ... This 18-year old ex-Disney Channel princess loves tattoos, Joan Jett, and exploring her sexuality. Good girl gone bad? Bullshit, Miley's just keeping it real. "There was this magazine article the other day," Cyrus says in ... More >>

Furry Vengeance is a movie with a message and not much else

​Miley Cyrus is a boss. Don't let the Hannah Montana shtick fool y'all ... This 18-year old ex-Disney Channel princess loves tattoos, Joan Jett, and exploring her sexuality. Good girl gone bad? Bullshit, Miley's just keeping it real. "There was this magazine article the other day," Cyrus says in ... More >>

Photos: International Noise Conference is Like the Golden Globes of Noise Music

Kyle Munzenrieder​The International Noise Conference, organized yearly by Miami's resident sonic-fucking legend Rat Basterd, is secretly the best music conference the city has to offer. It's spun off international tours, and events across the globe, but the center piece will always be the Miami or ... More >>

Hey Monday

Kyle Munzenrieder​The International Noise Conference, organized yearly by Miami's resident sonic-fucking legend Rat Basterd, is secretly the best music conference the city has to offer. It's spun off international tours, and events across the globe, but the center piece will always be the Miami or ... More >>

Yes, But What Would This Teen Porn Be Called?

Authorities in Key West uncovered a porno made by teens, some of age, but most under, and busted them on charges of child porn. Which is never funny ...except it kind of is because it's just teens having weird sex with each other, which they tend to do, except usually not on camera. Anyway, we wonde ... More >>

Rappers' Slight

Flo Rida and Missy Elliott at Sunset Place?

Achy Breaky Wallet

Pray to the Ticketmaster gods for Hannah Montana tix.

Keke And The Concert

The star of Akeelah and the Bee rocks Radio Disney!

John Tucker Must Die

The star of Akeelah and the Bee rocks Radio Disney!

All-Day Suckers

Sedaris and Colbert peddle Candy not everybody wants

Busy Miss Lizzie

Duff rides her popular TV series to Rome and the big screen

Porn to Sell

Product placement comes to adult videos ... hey, watch where you put that thing!

Ball of Confusion

Product placement comes to adult videos ... hey, watch where you put that thing!

A Chicken in Every Pot, a Boob on Every Tube

The commission meeting is over. The last whining constituent has gone home. Now it's time to kick back and enjoy.

There Must Be More to Life than Cable TV

As nationwide deregulation looms, Morton Towers becomes Dade's first battleground in an escalating cable war

The Surfies

Locally produced TV shows deserve to be honored for their intelligence, their wit, their impeccably bad taste. Don't touch that remote control!

Wild Bill's Big List

Locally produced TV shows deserve to be honored for their intelligence, their wit, their impeccably bad taste. Don't touch that remote control!