The American Legion

Summer of Weirds II at Churchill's Pub August 19

Death to the Sun: Full Set Times for Tomorrow's Noise Fest at Bar

S. PajotIce Cream's screamer molests the crowd.​For eons, humanity has celebrated the autumnal equinox. Back in the day, summer ended and the pagans immediately noticed that the dirt was dying, crops were rotting, and only the grave lay ahead. So they said "Fuck it!" and threw an apocalypse party. ... More >>

Arizona and America join Joe Arpaio in rushing to inquire: Are your papers in order?

S. PajotIce Cream's screamer molests the crowd.​For eons, humanity has celebrated the autumnal equinox. Back in the day, summer ended and the pagans immediately noticed that the dirt was dying, crops were rotting, and only the grave lay ahead. So they said "Fuck it!" and threw an apocalypse party. ... More >>

Playboy Picks America's Best Bars: Mac's Club Deuce, The Raleigh, Ted's Hideaway

Courtesy of Mac's Deuce ClubThe least surprising winner of Playboy's admiration: Mac's Club Deuce.​Hey, look at that. Playboy is more than just tits and ass. There are actually words. Interesting.If you can peel your eyes away from the buxom blonde for a moment, you'll see that the gentleman's mag ... More >>

Haiti Benefit Events: A Working List, Please Send Updates

​Here is an incomplete list so far of Haiti benefit music/club events scheduled in the coming days. If you would like your event added to this list, please e-mail me.Tonight, Friday, January 15*Mayday plays its monthly jam at Transit Lounge tonight. Transit Lounge never charges a cover, but the ba ... More >>

A guide to the major music events during Art Basel Miami Beach

​Here is an incomplete list so far of Haiti benefit music/club events scheduled in the coming days. If you would like your event added to this list, please e-mail me.Tonight, Friday, January 15*Mayday plays its monthly jam at Transit Lounge tonight. Transit Lounge never charges a cover, but the ba ... More >>

Ten Under $10 For the Weekend of November 20 - 22: 2 Live Crew, Tobacco Road's 97th, and More

​Friday, November 20*Everyone raised here likes 2 Live Crew, pretty much. So everyone we've mentioned this party to is excited about the fact that the group is playing for just $10 tonight at White Room in Miami. Click here for full details.  *Tonight is day one of the 97th birthday ... More >>

Miami Book Fair: Poet Tom Healy

Tom Healy​There was no indication, early on, that Tom Healy would become a poet. Growing up on a farm in upstate New York, in an environment he describes as "brutalizing in every aspect," Healy didn't get much intellectual encouragement. Mostly, he spent his time doing the hard work required on a ... More >>

Ten Under $10 For the Weekend of November 6 - 8: So Raw Redux, Femme Fest, Sleepless Night, and More

photo by Jipsy / Nefariousgirl.comRadioboxer plays a FLIFF party at Cinema Paradiso​Friday, November 6*Like we recommended earlier today, the Jacobs Ladder EP release party at Churchill's in Miami tonight, where $10 entry also gets you a copy of the band's new disc. Click here for full details.&nb ... More >>

Celebrate Sailor Jerry's Tattoo Legacy Tomorrow With a Documentary, Jacuzzi Boys, and Free Booze!

​Here's a last-minute heads up: Tomorrow night is the local screening of Hori Smoku Sailor Jerry, the new documentary about the life and times of the tattoo legend. Born Norman Keith Collins, he became the go-to ink man in Hawaii, where he developed his singular style on the bodies of hard-living ... More >>

John McCain: Vets' Worst Enemy

His fame is based on his POW status, but the senator has made a point of voting against fellow veterans.

John McCain: Vets Worst Enemy

His fame is based on his POW status, but the senator has made a point of voting against fellow veterans.

Good Badminton

The shuttlecock travels at twice the speed of a Major League fastball

CIP VIPs

A list to nominate members for Miami's new Civilian Investigative Panel comes together in typical Magic City fashion

Elian Plus One

An INS agent discloses blatant anti-Cuban sentiment surrounding last year's raid, and apparent attempts at a coverup. The result? He's threatened.

Of Grave Concern

An INS agent discloses blatant anti-Cuban sentiment surrounding last year's raid, and apparent attempts at a coverup. The result? He's threatened.

Fraternal Reorder

Rather than face a slippery slide toward extinction, local Elks are growing the herd by welcoming women and minorities

Cesar's Piggy Bank Redux

Already charged with corruption, Odio now faces renewed questions about his misuse of a discretionary fund

Petty Cash

Miami city manager Cesar Odio loves to hand out taxpayer money to his friends. It's not under the table, but it is under the radar.

Reno Reconsidered (Part B)

The evidence was not there. The kids' stories were outrageous beyond belief. But that didn't stop Janet Reno from trying to destroy Bobby Fijnje.

Boneyard Ramble

Crushed in a garbage truck, poisoned by a landlady, crapped out-literally--during a dice game. These and more are buried in this county's cemetaries, and come Halloween night, they'll be dying to get out