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    August 6, 2009

    Poo-Poo Paranoia

    She's afraid it won't smell like roses to her boyfriend.

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    August 6, 2009

    Magic City Kitty: Poo-Poo Paranoia

    ​Hello, Kitty: I'm always begging my boyfriend to spend a couple of nights at my house, but when he finally obliges, I can't wait for him to leave. Not for good, just for 20 to 30 minutes so I can have time to shit and clear the air in my apartment. But he never leaves, and I'm forced to spend my ... More >>

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