Subject: Tennis

• Love--This Game

  March 19, 2009

• Swing Your Racket Towards Fashion

  March 19, 2009

• Night Tennis Unites Sony Ericsson and Winter Music Conference

  March 20, 2007

• Tennis On The Beach?

  March 31, 2008

• Good Badminton

  May 4, 2006

• Sid Rosenberg's Greatest Hits

  Sports shock jock Sid Rosenberg is out at 790 The Tickets, apparently it was a mutual decision. Rosenberg started at the sports station back in 2005, after a noted career as Don Imus's sports sidekick and occasional crack-cocaine enthusiast. Though, rumors on the internets suggest he could be the new side kick for Mike Francesa. As a tribute to Rosenberg, Riptide has collected his all time most controversial comments from through out his career. Oh, how we'll miss this level of intellectual hone

  March 16, 2009

• UM Tennis Players Invite Fans to Watch Rival Coach "Take It in the Ass"

  via facebookSorry, guys, the Williams sisters are more gangsta than you. Hell, Jelena Jankovic is more gangsta. After Randy Shannon came aboard and decided to portray the football team as a monastery, it's been up to other University of Miami athletes to pick up the slack and keep the spirit of Thug U alive. The UM men's tennis team seems to be willing, in its own inept, frat boy-ish way. They'll play UVA (#1 team in the nation, if you care) this Friday, and some team members have politely asked

  March 26, 2009

• While Maria Sharapova Parties at LIV, Kim Clijsters Gets Serious About Comeback

  via Wikimedia CommonsPulling out of the Sony Ericsson Open this week further delayed Maria Sharapova's return to tournament glory, but it hasn't slowed down her celebrity status. Sharapova still made the trip to Miami, but is instead partying and playing fashionista. She made a promotional appearance at the Cole Haan store at the Village of Merrick Park and then made an appearance at LIV for the tournament's kick-off party (X17 reports Eliza Dushku was there too, getting close to Vanessa Willia

  March 26, 2009

• News Roundup

  LocalA man jumped in front of a Metrorail train in South Miami this morning. He is dead now. [Herald]The homosexuals cannot get married or adopt children, but now they can fly a flag without having to get a permit. Small steps! [NBCMiami]Miami Commissioner Angel Gonzalez was questioned by the State Attorney's Office because he didn't disclose rental income. [Herald]SportsThere are not a lot of Americans left playing in the Sony Ericsson, so it falls again to the Williams sisters to make an entir

  March 30, 2009

• News Roundup

  Local 20-year-old Lance Cpl. Nelson M. Lantigua of Miami died Tuesday in Iraq. 4,264 American troops have died there so far. [Herald]Kendrick Meek is going to qualify for Senate by petition, just because he wants to. [CBS4]City of Miami went through with the bailout for Jungle Island. [Herald]SportsOh no, you guys. Serena beat Venus to get to the finals of the Sony Ericsson Open. We were hoping for a Venus upset. Older siblings of the world, unite! [CNN]I guess Venus's loss is made up for by the

  April 3, 2009

• Murray and Azarenka Win Miami Masters... Wait, Who?

  Just about the only bold names casual American tennis fans can be expected to recognize who performed up to expectations at this year's Miami Masters were Andy Roddick and Venus Williams. Roddick made it as far as he could until he got dropped by Roger Federer; meanwhile, Venus put up a good show until she got defeated by her sister. Looking at their recent careers, really that is the best we can expect from them. As for the other superstars on Key Biscayne, what in hell happened? Rafael Nadal w

  April 6, 2009

• A Tennis Match Without Love

  April 16, 2009

• Love Is in the Air

  March 20, 2008

• Now Playing

  January 26, 2006

• Busted Rackets

  January 11, 2007

• Serving Up Love

  You gotta have lime-green balls for this tourney.

  January 10, 2008

• Making a Racket

  March 16, 2006

• Tennis, anyone?

  March 22, 2007

• On a Rolle

  March 30, 2006

• Gone Fishin'

  August 18, 2005

• BEST PUBLIC PARK

  May 12, 2005

• BEST TENNIS COURTS

  May 12, 2005

• Riverboat Junction

  March 17, 2005

• Lunar Stroll

  January 20, 2005

• Party Time

  July 1, 2004

• BEST TENNIS COURTS

  May 13, 2004

• BEST LOCAL SPORTS TOURNAMENT

  May 13, 2004

• Aces Wild

  March 25, 2004

• BEST BUS RIDE

  May 15, 2003

• BEST TENNIS COURTS

  May 16, 2002

• Best Tennis Courts

  May 17, 2001

• Best Tennis Courts

  May 13, 1999

• Riptide

  April 8, 1999

• Calendar for the week

  December 25, 1997

• Calendar for the week

  March 27, 1997

• Grudge Match

  February 13, 1997

• Calendar for the week

  December 12, 1996

• Tennis, Anyone?

  July 18, 1996

• His Own Private Paradise

  April 4, 1996

• Was This French Tennis Player Partying A Little Too Hard in Miami?

  via DeadspinFrench Tennis player Richard Gasquet tested positive for cocaine during the Miami Masters. He ended up not playing in the tournament anyway due to a shoulder injury, and the result was only announced on Saturday. Do you think it was just a mere coincidence he happened to have cocaine in his system in Miami? Thanks Gasquet, for keeping the stereotype alive and well. He's been suspended until he appears before an International Tennis Federation anti-doping tribunal, whic

  May 11, 2009

• Suspected Coked-Up Tennis Player: Blame Bob Sinclar

  via DeadspinThe early rounds of the Sony Ericcson Open coincide with Winter Music Conference, and it was only a matter of time until the two events crossed paths in some sort of scandal. Sure enough, French tennis player Richard Gasquet tested positive for cocaine while in Miami. And whom does he blame? Bob Sinclar and friends.  Ever since annoying pop-house hit "World, Hold On" became ubiquitous on Miami radio and in clubs, we've been decidedly anti-Sinclar, and lo

  June 8, 2009

• Gasquet Allowed to Return to Play After Getting Caught up in Coke Charges

  Tennis player Richard Gasquet tested positive for cocaine during the Miami Masters in March. This also happened to be the same time WMC was in town, and Gasquest blamed the results on hanging out with French pop-house DJ Bob Sinclar's entourage at Set. The coke must have accidently wound up in his drink somehow, apparently. Well, the International Tennis Federation believed his story and lifted Gasquet's suspension. Meaning, at least one international sports federation believes there's so m

  July 15, 2009

• Haul Your Whole Family Over

  August 6, 2009