TV Show Reviews

Marina, I just met a girl named Marina...

Rock of, uh, Love

Ky-Mani Marley's New Reality TV Series Airs This Week

Pee-Wee Herman Needs Your Help

Kid-show creator Paul Reubens allegedly gets caught with his pants down. Only in America could this ruin a brilliant career.

Burn Notice Returns to TV

This semi-awkward shot seems to be the favored press photo accompanying coverage of the return of new episodes of USA's Burn Notice. Yes, it looks like a paparazzi shot of some unknown-in-America European power couple enjoying champers in spandex. Which is enticing in its own way, I suppose, but rea ... More >>

Our Top DVD Picks Scheduled for Release This Week

This semi-awkward shot seems to be the favored press photo accompanying coverage of the return of new episodes of USA's Burn Notice. Yes, it looks like a paparazzi shot of some unknown-in-America European power couple enjoying champers in spandex. Which is enticing in its own way, I suppose, but rea ... More >>

New Times's Top DVD picks for the week of June 6, 2007

This semi-awkward shot seems to be the favored press photo accompanying coverage of the return of new episodes of USA's Burn Notice. Yes, it looks like a paparazzi shot of some unknown-in-America European power couple enjoying champers in spandex. Which is enticing in its own way, I suppose, but rea ... More >>

The Big Valley

This semi-awkward shot seems to be the favored press photo accompanying coverage of the return of new episodes of USA's Burn Notice. Yes, it looks like a paparazzi shot of some unknown-in-America European power couple enjoying champers in spandex. Which is enticing in its own way, I suppose, but rea ... More >>

Like Star Trek with Worms

This semi-awkward shot seems to be the favored press photo accompanying coverage of the return of new episodes of USA's Burn Notice. Yes, it looks like a paparazzi shot of some unknown-in-America European power couple enjoying champers in spandex. Which is enticing in its own way, I suppose, but rea ... More >>

BEST FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME

Katrina Campins

Is David Caruso Too Good to be True?

That red-haired guy and CSI: Miami put us back on the media map

After M*A*S*H

Larry Gelbart is one of TV's last great writers. So why can't he stay tuned?

Flunk You

If Fox expels Undeclared, blame everyone but Judd Apatow

Net Loss

The government killed TV, and Hollywood's begging it to revive the corpse

Hell of a Long Day

24 has been the most talked-about show of the season and for all the wrong reasons

Back to School

Judd Apatow's Freaks and Geeks grow up, more or less, and move to a dorm

Shoot Straight

Chris Carter considers the futures of X-Files and Lone Gunmen

Blow Up the Box

TV managed to suck and blow in 2000, but still, we watched...and watched

Rich Man, Poor Film

TV managed to suck and blow in 2000, but still, we watched...and watched

Glenn Garvin's "Obama is a TV Space Lizard" Theory Debunked by Actress Who Plays TV Space Lizard

via The V Files​Considering Herald TV critic Glenn Garvin now gets his own right-wing political column every other week, is it asking too much that he keeps pointed, half-baked political theory out of his television reviews? Because all too often the man's words come off seeming ridiculous.After ... More >>

Battle of the Blowhards: Keith Olbermann vs. Glenn Garvin

via the front page of The Herald's website todayGarvin, who's taking part in The Herald's weird Biggest Loser-esque "thing," getting back to his fighting weight.​MSNBC's Keith Olbermann has this terribly annoying habit of self-righteously addressing any criticism directed against him in overly dra ... More >>

Gloria Govan Leaves Basketball Wives, Says She Was Misled By Shaunie O'Neal

​Basketball Wives, VH1's Miami-set train wreck involving NBA-connected ladies, may be coming back for a second season, but one of the cast members won't be. Gloria Govan, the painfully boring and un-entertainingly drama-free wife of the Magic's Matt Barnes, will not be returning for he close up, a ... More >>

Belle and Sebastian Release New Single "Write About Love" Today; Download it Here

​Indie pop darlings Belle and Sebastian haven't released an album since 2006. Die-hard fans were impressed with the Glasgow 7-piece's two-song contribution to the initial Juno soundtrack in early 2008, but still, we wanted more.Word started to spread in May of this year that the band was "working ... More >>

Television Is Our Teacher

​Indie pop darlings Belle and Sebastian haven't released an album since 2006. Die-hard fans were impressed with the Glasgow 7-piece's two-song contribution to the initial Juno soundtrack in early 2008, but still, we wanted more.Word started to spread in May of this year that the band was "working ... More >>

The Golden Girls Premiered 25 Years Ago Today

​Twenty-five years ago, a tall woman in an awkward brown ensemble walked through the door of her Miami abode, cracked a joke in her no-nonsense baritone voice about the state of Miami-Dade public schools, and then, for the next seven seasons, with the help of her unapologetically over-the-hill hou ... More >>

New Charlie's Angels TV Pilot to Film in Miami

​In a blow to those who prefer Hollywood churn out an original idea every once in a while but a possible boon to the Miami film industry, ABC is said to be working on a pilot for a TV reboot of the well worn Charlie's Angels franchise. Deadline Hollywood reports that ABC has already ordered a pilo ... More >>

Brooke Knows Best Castmate Glenn Douglas Packard's Drunk Driving Arrest Forces Us to Remember He Exists

​Oh, you thought you were finished with Brooke Hogan and her little VH1 reality TV show didn't you, Miami? Well, apparently it's coming back for a third season sometime soon, and almost on cue to remind us that the show and it's cast members exist, Glenn Douglas Packard's, Hogan's gay BFF and room ... More >>

First Angel Cast in Miami-set Relaunch of Charlie's Angels

​Television audiences are apparently totally sick of new and innovative concepts, so Hollywood has decided to give them crappy reworks of old shows. Yes, ABC is planning on bringing Charlie's Angels back to your boob tube but with some hot new twists: it'll be set in Miami and will be appropriatel ... More >>

Jaime Bayly May Have Left His Cocaine Days Behind, But He's Still Addicted to Chaos

Michael McElroyJaime Bayly on the set of his new show, "Bayly." It airs week nights at 10 p.m. on Mega TV.​Every time Peruvian talk show host Jaime Bayly's life starts to settle down, things go haywire.When he made it big in Peru, Alberto Fujimori staged an autogolpe. As soon as he moved to Colomb ... More >>

Money Matters

Michael McElroyJaime Bayly on the set of his new show, "Bayly." It airs week nights at 10 p.m. on Mega TV.​Every time Peruvian talk show host Jaime Bayly's life starts to settle down, things go haywire.When he made it big in Peru, Alberto Fujimori staged an autogolpe. As soon as he moved to Colomb ... More >>

Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, and Ashley Dupre to Launch VH1 "Celebrity" Food/Reality Show

via Flickr angela n.Heidi Montag, celebrity at large.​In the infinite wisdom of television executives and snake oil salesmen, VH1 has created a new reality series that links the two subjects Americans are most interested in: food and big personalities.In the new show, Famous Food, so-called celebr ... More >>

Miami Marlins May Get Their Own Reality TV Show on Showtime

​Given the amount of, shall we say, "strong personalities" that have so far been signed by the Miami Marlins for next season, we almost have to wonder if Jeffrey Loria has been assembling the cast of a guilty pleasure reality TV show or a playoff-caliber team. Turns out he might have been doing bo ... More >>