Sylvester Stallone

The Stallion Rides Again

Five Election Ads That Will Make You Crap Your Pants, Just in Time for Halloween

This man will skullf*ck your pet poodle, at least according to recent political attack ads​A pair of lidless, unblinking eyes stare out at you from the TV screen. You change the channel, but there it is again. A chill runs up your spine. Instinctively, you look around to make sure your children, g ... More >>

The Original Situation

This man will skullf*ck your pet poodle, at least according to recent political attack ads​A pair of lidless, unblinking eyes stare out at you from the TV screen. You change the channel, but there it is again. A chill runs up your spine. Instinctively, you look around to make sure your children, g ... More >>

Get Overheated With Your Morons of the Week

We've been hit with a cold front, and if you're like Riptide, your office is about as cozy as a gulag right now. But that's OK, because this week's batch of morons has a MWQ (Moronic Wattage Quotient) powerful enough to heat a three-story building. Throw on a Christmas sweater and rub your hands in ... More >>

News Roundup: Heat Rebound from Last Minute Loss to Lakers

Police have identified the woman who was shot by a high caliber rifle while driving her car in Miami Gardens, but aren't much closer to finding out how or why it happened. [CBS4]Saturday afternoon a 3 year-old girl in homestead found a family members gun and accidently fatally shot herself. [CBS4]A ... More >>

"Star Power" at Art Basel: Which is to Say, We Totally Stalked Iggy Pop Last Night

Natalie O'Neill Iggy Pop at OHWOW​On the front page of the Miami Herald today is a photo of Sylvester Stallone,  posed in front of an abstract red painting. The article goes on to cite "the star power" at Art Basel this year. It explains the rich and famous are spending more ... More >>

Holy Hustler

Pastor Vincent Spann will save Liberty City's soul one addict at a time — if he can stay out of jail.

Universal Soldier

Twenty years later, our one-man military machine's still going Rambo.

American Heroes and Zeroes at Sundance '08

Morgan Spurlock makes us look bad, plus (separate!) films on baseball and steroids shine.

Dems Fight to be Ruler of the Playground

Morgan Spurlock makes us look bad, plus (separate!) films on baseball and steroids shine.

Rocky v. Ahmadinejad

Another sequel, another chance for Rocky to persevere for America

A Masterpiece on Canvas

DVD releases for the week of December 5, 2006

Pop Quiz

Call it a comeback — Jay-Z and Rocky are out of retirement! It's boxers versus ballers.

Un-American Dream

Goal! follows an immigrant's pursuit of a European fantasy

Purposeful Perambulation

Goal! follows an immigrant's pursuit of a European fantasy

A Few Dollars Left

Eastwood's latest Baby proves he's still a money player

Into Rare Air

Too many shocks numb the senses in Vertical Limit

On the Sly

John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

Workers' Compensation

John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

The Rise and Fall of Miamiland

Way back in 1998 the citizens of Dade County rose up and declared themselves an independent republic. Then the hangover hit.

There Goes the Neighborhood

Way back in 1998 the citizens of Dade County rose up and declared themselves an independent republic. Then the hangover hit.

Good Morning, Havana!

Way back in 1998 the citizens of Dade County rose up and declared themselves an independent republic. Then the hangover hit.

Good Fences, Bad Neighbors

Sly Stallone is just a family man who wants some peace and quiet, and he intends to get it

A Touch of Brass

Sly Stallone is just a family man who wants some peace and quiet, and he intends to get it

Say What?

Sly Stallone is just a family man who wants some peace and quiet, and he intends to get it

Guess Who's Coming... to Dinner Key?

Now playing: A fight over a prime piece of Miami bayfront property. Will the city fo Hollywood or choose a tamer role for the old boat yard?

Raising Pain

Glenn Terry thinks a salary hike is the answer to Miami's commission woes. Others insist it's money for nothing.

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Glenn Terry thinks a salary hike is the answer to Miami's commission woes. Others insist it's money for nothing.

Letters

Glenn Terry thinks a salary hike is the answer to Miami's commission woes. Others insist it's money for nothing.

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Glenn Terry thinks a salary hike is the answer to Miami's commission woes. Others insist it's money for nothing.

Take the Guardhouse and Run

Sylvester Stallone delivers a $50k soliloquy to the Miami City Commission but doesn't leave the chambers empty-handed

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Sylvester Stallone delivers a $50k soliloquy to the Miami City Commission but doesn't leave the chambers empty-handed

Smoke, Space, Sly & Sanctuary

Sylvester Stallone delivers a $50k soliloquy to the Miami City Commission but doesn't leave the chambers empty-handed

First Build

Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

Where There's a Will

Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

Swelter

Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

The Big Summer: Winners and Losers

Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

Descend in the Clowns

Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

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Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.

Steppe by Steppe

Sly Stallone's contractor pays the price for doing waterfront work without acquiring the proper permits. Heck, it's only money.