Steven Tyler

Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J, and Taylor Gang Smoke Out the University of Miami, December 1

Wiz Khalifa 2050 Tour With Juicy J, Chevy Woods, Lola Monroe, Tuki Carter, and Berner BankUnited Center, Miami Saturday, December 1, 2012 Better Than: Ridin' slow through your hood puffin' on endo, bumpin' Wiz in the trunk. Rap game Steven Tyler. That's the first thing that came to mind as we wat ... More >>

Steven Tyler Says "I'm Not a Racist," Halfheartedly Apologizes to Nicki Minaj

"Pink" may be Steven Tyler's "fav-o-rite co-lor, but the jury's still out on whether he's down with brown (skin). Current American Idol judge Nicki Minaj thinks that the former Idol judge and Aerosmith frontman is a racist for assuming that she'd send Bob Dylan "to the cornfield" if he were to app ... More >>

Top Ten Songs About Sex in Public

Sex rules! And you know what's even better? Sex outside! That's 'cause the threat of being shamefully discovered tickles the universal voyeuristic/exhibitionist funny bone. All people (spanning every continent) either want to watch people have sex. Or have other people watch them have sex. And t ... More >>

Aerosmith Announces Global Warming Tour Shows, Coming to South Florida on December 9

What's done is done. Steven Tyler cheated on Joe Perry with Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson. But "now it's time to bring rock back." And just as Tyler promised when he announced that he'd be leaving American Idol to rededicate his time to Aerosmith, the group's been "kicking some serious ass." ... More >>

Steven Tyler and The Top Five Musical Nudists

See also "Steven Tyler Passes Out in the Shower! His Five Most Embarrassing Moments." Every few months, Steven Tyler emerges from his cavern of unearthly delights to reveal a new phase in his gradual transition from rock 'n' roll sex symbol to an extraterrestrial grandmother with the grossest toes ... More >>

Steven Tyler Quits American Idol: "It's Time for Me to Let Go of My Mistress, American Idol"

See also "A Timeline of Steven Tyler's Transition From Sex Symbol to 63-Year-Old Grandma" and "Charlie Sheen May Join American Idol as Judge: Cigarettes, Sloppy Kisses, Other Predictions." Whoa ... Is it possible that Charlie Sheen might actually get hired as an American Idol judge? Well, we here ... More >>

Steven Tyler's Twisted Toes and Four Other Physical Consequences of Rocking Too Hard

When we last saw him, Steven Tyler had turned into a 63-year-old grandma who'd gotten lost on a sandbar. Well, the Aerosmith frontman is back in the tabloid blogosphere for his bod. Only this time it's got nothing to do with his grams gams. No, Steven Tyler has completely fucking twisted toes. And ... More >>

Chris Bosh Is A Smooth Operator: Heat Take Down Cavs

BoshBalls!​The Miami Heat seemed to have been sleepwalking through the first three quarters of last night's game against the Cleveland Cavaliers. And all that dicking around might have cost them the game if not for Chris Bosh blowing up with his 17 fourth-quarter points.Miami was able to sustain s ... More >>

Guess Those Rock Star Boobs!

​While y'all were nursing a hangover on New Year's Day, one newly engaged musician kicked off 2012 with a topless Hawaiian snorkeling adventure. This rock 'n' roller's chest looks great for a 63-year-old woman but alarmingly droopy for a 63-year-old man. Sadly, however, this person is in much be ... More >>

Five Really Old Rock Stars We'd Like to $#*%

We don't wanna be Robert Plant's groupie.​TMZ has got us playing a lil' game called, Who'd You Rather? Of course, the implied last half of that question is: "...do it with?" And by it, we mean da nasty. Yesterday, the gossip site asked us if we'd rather rub private parts with Led Zep shrieker ... More >>

Steven Tyler Passes Out in the Shower! His Five Most Embarrassing Moments

​Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler used to be the quintessential writhing, wrapped-in-spandex rock 'n' roll sex symbol. Remember when this guy used to get Jagger levels of respect for his Pterodactyl vox, sleazy stage presence, and his big ol' Mick-like lips? Well, these days anyone ever wants to ... More >>

Sly Is Homeless, The Family Stone Books a Miami Cruise

Sly "The Crenshaw Player" Stone.​Reports are all over the interwebs about legendary soul-funk man Sly Stone being homeless and living in LA's Crenshaw hood. But we'd like to point out (as he probably would too) that Sly lives in a van, a pretty big one, and that having a mobile home is way bette ... More >>

Cyndi Lauper Forgets "Star-Spangled Banner" Lyrics and Four More National Anthem Flubs

​"The Star-Spangled Banner" ... In American sports, it's the "We Will Rock You" of patriotism. A song that often sends chills down our spine. And in some situations, precedes fighter jet fly-overs. But our national anthem is also an incredibly tough tune to carry. Performers often succumb to ner ... More >>

Ten Shittiest MTV Video Music Awards Performances Ever

MTV Britney Madonna = Barf​The performances for the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards have been announced. And Crossfade is not impressed. Last week, when we broke down why the upcoming VMAs is a steaming hot turd, we already knew Lil Wayne would be on board, and would likely be performing his wet ... More >>

A Timeline of Steven Tyler's Transition From Sex Symbol to 63-Year-Old Grandma

Photo by MAVRIXPHOTO.comWhen did Steven Tyler become a naughty nana?​TMZ is circulating an image of 63-year-old Aerosmith frontman and American Idol judge Steven Tyler sporting extra-short daisy dukes while on vacation in Maui. The Crossfade staff has thoroughly analyzed the photo, cringed over ... More >>

Iggy Pop on American Idol: Was It a Sign of the Apocalypse?

​What? Are you serious? Iggy Pop on American Fucking Idol? I thought the apocalypse wasn't scheduled to swallow us all till 2012. Yet according to Crossfade's own personal bible, the end of the world would be heralded by five terrifying occurrences: (1) Steven Tyler would fall off a stage in Sturg ... More >>

Five Super Bowl Halftime Moments That Totally Sucked

Steven Tyler and Britney Spears ... That totally sucked.​We know you're gearing up for the big game this Sunday. Maybe you're actually washing your Ben Rapistburger jersey for the first time all season, or polishing your cherished wedge of cheesehead. Whatever you're doing, you're getting pumped ... More >>

Mugshots Friday: Doily Shirts, Baby Man, and Misspelled Tattoos

​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the week previous. We then comment on bizarre sartorial choices and weird neck tattoos from the cloistered safety of our home office. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Rocking Ugly

Win CMJ Passes and Join the Ranks of Music Journalism With WVUM's Writing Contest

Be like Lester Bangs!​Everybody wants to be a rock star. But eventually you realize that playing power chords, drinking gallons of Jack Daniel's for breakfast, and slutting it up with groupies of every sex (yes, there are more than two) is a totally ridiculous way to make a living. Sure, it pays h ... More >>

Aerosmith

Aerosmith Cancels Tour, Refunds Tickets

​So much for the Guitar Hero Champions being able to rock out in front of a huge audience at BankAtlantic Center. Oh and Aerosmith has canceled the rest of their tour at the BankAtlantic Center due to injuries sustained by Steven Tyler. Unfortunately, this means the show they already missed (due t ... More >>

Plato Royal: Po' Boys at Bulldog BBQ and The Spot

Jackie SayetTop to bottom: Jerk Fried Shrimp Po' Boy with seasoned fries at The Spot and Shrimp & Oyster Po' Boy with sweet potato fries at Bulldog BBQ​From a pizza invasion to po' boy sandwiches.  Ok, it's not quite an invasion yet, but down home Louisiana cuisine seems to be surfacing i ... More >>

Want to Open for Aerosmith? Don't Worry, You Don't Actually Have to Play a Real Guitar

Now this is an interesting promotion. As regular Crossfade readers know by now, ZZ Top and Aerosmith are playing the BankAtlantic center on Monday July 13. Aerosmith is doing a big promotional push on their newest video game: Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, and part of that promotion involves you. Before ea ... More >>

Guitar Hero: Aerosmith Competition Arrives Next Monday at the Hard Rock, Bayside

Of All Bands, Why Aerosmith, Activision?

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Everybody Dance Now

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The Pit Bar-B-Q

Natty Dread Learns to Rap

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Born to Run

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Hey! That song there is about gay people!

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