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    May 15, 2014
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    April 25, 2014

    Get a Free Dozen Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Monday

    Krispy Kreme is offering a BOGO deal as a way to recognize everyday heroes like teachers, firemen, and Steven Colbert. On Monday, you get twelve free glorious, sticky, glazed delights when you buy a dozen ($8.49) during Krispy Kreme's "Hero Appreciation Day." Krispy Kreme may have opened in 1937, ... More >>

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    January 23, 2014

    Doritos Crash the Super Bowl Contest: Watch the Finalists Here (Video)

    On February 2, millions of people will watch Super Bowl XLVIII, as the Broncos face the Seahawks at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Some will watch to cheer their team to victory. We'll watch it for the commercials. And, with a 30-second spot going for around $4 million, you can bet the commercials ... More >>

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    November 21, 2013

    The Daily Show and Colbert Blast Trey Radel

    The Daily Show and The Colbert Report have gotten to satirize a lot of things over the years, but they've never gotten a chance to rip into a sitting member of the U.S. Congress getting busted for drugs. That's because no such thing had happen during the shows' runs until Southwest Florida Congressm ... More >>

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    November 6, 2012

    Miami Election Day Dining Deals and Freebies, From Villa Mayfair to Shake Shack UPDATED

    We've heard all your excuses to not vote. The long lines, the confusing amendments, and how could your vote possibly count?We could tell you that voting is your civic duty, or that if you don't vote you don't have the right to complain for the next four years. But the real reason to vote?Free swag!W ... More >>

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    June 6, 2012

    Stephen Colbert Prepares for Zombie Apocalypse

    In the wake of the "Miami Zombie" attack and some other cannibal-tinged news stories, we've already established that there isn't a zombie apocalypse. Or is there? Last night on The Colbert Report, America's favorite fake pundit Stephen Colbert wasn't so sure.

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    May 4, 2012

    Stephen Colbert Searches for Florida's Elusive SuperPAC Madman

    Josue Larose is perhaps one of Florida's most interesting political figures. He's not particularly influential or powerful, mind you. He ran for governor in 2010 and got 121 votes. But he has run for multiple offices, including three at once. He's also formed over 600 PACs and 64 SuperPACs. He's now ... More >>

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    March 27, 2012

    Stephen Colbert Takes on Florida's "Stand Your Ground" Law, Geraldo's Hoodie Comments

    ​There's very little levity to be found in the Trayvon Martin case, and so far the satirists have stayed mostly away from the story. Well, last night Stephen Colbert decided to take a swing at it by lampooning Republican candidate's reactions to President Obama's statements about the case, Geraldo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 1, 2012

    Stephen Colbert Lampoons Florida's Proposed Minimum Wage Reduction Bill

    ​A new bill is working its way through the Florida senate which would slash the minimum hourly wage guaranteed to restaurant workers from $4.65 an hour to only $2.13 an hour. True, restaurants would still have to guarantee their workers at least $9.98 an hour with tips included, but several worker ... More >>

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    February 2, 2012
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    November 15, 2011

    Vodka-Soaked Tampons: Boys Are Getting Drunk Off Their Asses, Says Colbert

    Comedy CentralStephen Colbert doesn't have anything up his butt​Stephen Colbert takes on what has to be the issue plaguing out nation's teens the most these days. No, it's not bullying, budget cuts, or teen pregnancy.According to a KPHO Phoenix news story, teens are soaking tampons in vodka and sh ... More >>

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    October 18, 2011

    Stephen Colbert Wants Dwarf Tossing (and Baby Juggling) Legalized in Florida

    ​We're just surprised it took Stephen Colbert so long to give his opinion on Florida's dwarf tossing ban. You might remember state Rep. Ritch Workman caused a hubbub by suggesting the ban should be repealed because it's an example of "Big Brother government" that prevents "dwarfs from getting jobs ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2011

    Stephen Colbert Takes on Allen West and Debbie Wasserman Schultz Feud

    ​The spat between Rep. Allen "Black David Letterman" West and Rep. Debbie "home perm after model" Wasserman Schultz rocked the political world yesterday, so of course it wound up on The Colbert Report last night. And being the faux right-winger he is, Stephen Colbert had to wonder "what kind of th ... More >>

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    June 28, 2011

    Stephen Colbert Starts His Own Rick Scott Letter Writing Campaign

    ​In a miscalculated move to try and boast public support, Florida Gov. Rick Scott's website asked his fervent supporters, all five of them, to sign their name to a pre-written letter and send them off to Florida's newspapers letter to the editor section.Well, at least one fake conservative pundit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 24, 2011

    Talib Kweli Is Coming to Bardot July 3

    via FlickreviewR​Alongside Mos Def, Talib Kweli was Black Star, a duo that created the soundtrack -- via hand-me-down cassette -- to this writer's late-'90s college days. Somehow, their socially conscious, Afrocentric hip-hop totally articulated how we felt as a nerdy, suburban white girl driving ... More >>

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    June 14, 2011

    Stephen Colbert Bashes LeBron James

    ​Everybody has an opinion about the Miami Heat's loss, including Stephen Colbert. America's favorite fake pundit took on LeBron James and the Miami Heat last night in his spor repor, explaining, "Everyone knew they were destined to win, and personally I'm offended they were forced to prove it by p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2010

    New Times' Best Quotes of 2010

    George Rekers, quote machine.​Here at New Times, people say all sorts of crazy shit to us. Then we hand-pick only the craziest shit and sift it into a giant grinder, which pumps out the little sparkling quote nuggets you find in your newspaper every week. They are designed to make you cry, giggle ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2010

    Stephen Colbert Takes on Uncle Luke's Ground Zero Mosque Column

    ​For the second time this year, a story premiering on this humble little blog, Riptide, has served as fodder for jokes on The Colbert Report. First, Stephen Colbert took on homophobic, rent-boy-lovin' George Rekers, and last night, the host roasted New Times columnist and 2 Live Crew founder Luthe ... More >>

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    May 14, 2010

    The Hold Steady on Colbert; Playing Heineken Inspire Festival Next Friday

    Can't wait to hear what lead singer Craig Finn had to say to our Broward-Palm Beach music editor, Reed Fischer, when he interviewed him for next week's paper? Shaking in your shoes at the thought of waiting another week to see The Hold Steady perform live next Friday at The Moore Building with the C ... More >>

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    May 13, 2010
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    May 7, 2010

    Around Town: ANR, MillionYoung, Dave Barry, Art Walk, and Yo' Mama

    Chicken for dinner: Just a glimpse of the fare at this Sat's Art Walk. ​We don't know about all of you but we're exhausted from busting homophobic hypocrites and providing fodder for unfunnyman Jay Leno and funnyman Stephen Colbert. What have you accomplished this week? No matter. Everyone deserve ... More >>

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    May 7, 2010

    Jon Stewart Takes on Rekers' "European Gaycation" on The Daily Show

    ​The George Rekers and the rent boy scandal is at once very, very sad but also very, very hilarious. Following the mixed results of Jay Leno and Stephen Colbert, last night Jon Stewart took on the scandal on The Daily Show in a segment titled "European Gaycation."In the clip below starting at abou ... More >>

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    May 6, 2010

    Video: Stephen Colbert Names George Rekers His 'Alpha Dog of the Week'

    The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cAlpha Dog of the Week - George Rekerswww.colbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorFox NewsNew Times' scoop on anti-gay leader George Rekers's European tryst with a gay hooker from inspired its finest moment yet la ... More >>

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    May 6, 2010

    George Rekers Is a Homosexual, Escort Says

    Photo by Brandon K. ThorpGeorge Rekers and "Lucien" at MIA.​The male escort hired by anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers has told Miami New Times the Baptist minister is a homosexual who paid him to provide body rubs once a day in the nude, during their ten-day vacation in Europe. Rekers alleged ... More >>

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    March 24, 2010

    More SunFest Additions: Iyaz and Sean Kingston Give the Lineup Some Pop

    Although we already discussed SunFest's New Music Night offerings, it would be poor form to let the day's other additions go unmentioned. For the youth contingent, 20-year-old Sean Kingston already has a wealth of Caribbean-flavored catchy melodies in his arsenal. "Fire Burning" is the one that rais ... More >>

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    February 25, 2010
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    October 22, 2009
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    June 10, 2009

    Part One of Dining Out with Coral Gables Mayor Slesnick: A Top 10

    Jacob Katel No tax payer dollars were used, nor special favors called upon, in the making of this series"The New Times never calls me," Mayor Don Slesnick grumbled to a certain food writer one evening not long ago.  And if can I recall correctly, that same food writer quickly replied, "T ... More >>

  • Film

    March 26, 2009

    DreamWorks, In Your Face with Monsters vs. Aliens

    In this latest round of effects vs. storytelling, effects win. Big.

  • News

    May 29, 2008

    Finally Florida

    A rogue state meets presidential candidates who pine for its fickle heart.

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    April 12, 2007

    Tax Day Gets Licked

    And it tastes like rocky road

  • Home Entertainment

    November 16, 2006

    When the Stars Came Out

    DVD releases for the week of November 14, 2006

  • Film

    July 13, 2006

    All-Day Suckers

    Sedaris and Colbert peddle Candy not everybody wants

  • News

    May 18, 2006

    Get Inside!

    Your three-month forecast of the summer's top movies

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    November 3, 2005
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    June 30, 2005


    Bewitched delivers just what you'd expect -- absolutely nothing

  • Culture

    January 3, 2002

    Rescue 9/11

    This year, a handful of shows provided the healing power of laughter