SpongeBob SquarePants

New law pits Florida tattoo artists against each other

The Monkees' Davy Jones, 66, Dies of Massive Heart Attack in Martin County, Florida

​At the climax of his glory, Davy Jones left millions of teenage pillows soaking hot and wet with culture-lust. The "Daydream Believer," popular member of The Monkees, singer, actor, and icon got back all that karmic heartache in the form of massive coronary failure that left him dead at home th ... More >>

Valentine's Day For Cynics: The Ten Worst Candies

​Remember when Valentine's Day was this sweet holiday where you gave your crush a pretty heart filled with chocolates? The heart would usually have a ribbon or some lace or a silk rose on it. Inside, the chocolates would be filled with cherries or caramel.Those days are gone. We guess that since r ... More >>

SpongeBob SquarePants AK-47 Robbery Spree Ends With Arrests

Surveillance footage of a SpongeBob robbery at a 7-11 three months ago.​In the end, the police found SpongeBob SquarePants not in a pineapple under the sea, but hunkered down in an apartment complex off the Turnpike with three of his convenience store robbing cohorts.Last night, Orlando cops final ... More >>

SpongeBob SquarePants Robs Florida 7-Eleven

​What you see on your right is not an image from your nightmare nor a still from a Kubrick-inspired horror film. What you see is a capture from security footage depicting a very real Florida robbery in which a man dressed in a SpongeBob SquarePants mask held up a 7-Eleven near Orlando last week.

Burger King Dumps Ad Agency Crispin Porter

​Together they brought us the creepy Burger King, the subservient chicken, the Whopper freakout, and other attention-grabbing, slightly subversive ads, but now Burger King and ad agency Crispin Porter Bogusky, both Miami-based companies, have parted ways. It's truly the end of an era.

At Wynwood's Gallery I/D, Brenda Ann Kenneally's photos portray impoverished American women and children

​Together they brought us the creepy Burger King, the subservient chicken, the Whopper freakout, and other attention-grabbing, slightly subversive ads, but now Burger King and ad agency Crispin Porter Bogusky, both Miami-based companies, have parted ways. It's truly the end of an era.

Top Ten Thursdays: Top Ten Halloween Songs (Sort Of)

​The season for spooking is here, and to help awaken your inner ghoul who's been lying dormant, here is a list of ten songs to celebrate the holiday. Some are obvious, some have loose, vague, or quirky affiliations with Halloween themes (you'll be hard-pressed to find some of these on other Ha ... More >>

The Week That Was: Sex and Skates

The good news: The roller-skating thief who tormented the Jacuzzi Boys was quickly captured. The bad news: This was not allowed to mature into a thoroughly hilarious, full-scale crime spree. If it appears your child might have a future in the NBA, you might just want to take a bit of time out o ... More >>

Jacory Harris Puts Canes on Steady TV Diet of SpongeBob

​Seems the Miami Hurricanes are well aware of everyone saying, "Well, let's see how long this lasts before it goes to their heads and they screw up" -- even though players and coaches alike are telling the media they still feel like underdogs.QB Jacory Harris has taken steps to ensure his team doe ... More >>

Dwyane Wade's Miami Pseudonym: SpongeBob SquarePants

movieweb.comWhere's my sandwich, bitch!?What do you call a 6' 4" basketball star who's been eliminated from the playoffs, lost a long shot  MVP bid, and is in the middle of a nasty divorce?Try SpongeBob SquarePants.The Heat's own Dwyane Wade, clad in an ivory sweatsuit, used that pseudonym Tues ... More >>

Short Order Shores Up

You might have noticed the recent absence of our Broward-Palm Beach food writers. Or not. Point is, the staff of our sister paper has spun off into a captivating food blog of their own called Clean Cup Chuckie  -- or something clever like that. Check it out for the latest in gastronomic h ... More >>

Inkheart Is No Reading Rainbow

Nothing like a bad book adaptation to turns kids on to the written word.

Healing Haiti

Aaron Jackson went from homeless to hero. Now, with the help of Rainn Wilson, he's trying to cure a country.

Pass the Butter

And suck on stone crab at Nikki Beach.

Galerie Emmanuel Perrotin Closing to the Public

  Artlurker is reporting that Galerie Emmanuel Perrotin's Miami digs will be closing, kinda. There will still be some staff at the gallery throughout the year, but after the current exhibit closes, Perrotin won't have another one open to the public until Art Basel 2009. Its Parisian counterpart ... More >>

Art Capsules

Current exhibits around town.

Art Capsules

Current exhibits around town.

Art Capsules

Current exhibits around town.

Art Capsules

Current exhibits around town.

KAWS Paintings Stolen?

Current exhibits around town.

Kaws Sells Smurfs and SpongeBob in Wynwood

And two other solo shows open at Galerie Emmanuel Perrotin.

Skateboard Film Pits Overtown Against Sistrunk

Go behind the scenes of this hood war.

The Crab's Revenge

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Our Top DVD Picks Scheduled for Release This Week

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New Times's Top DVD Picks for the Week of January 9, 2007

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Brave New Christmas

33 alternative holiday jams

Ween

33 alternative holiday jams

Aboard Game

Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

New Times's top DVD picks for the week of September 27

Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

The Bitch

Tiffany > Timoney

Cartoon Swoon

For young devotees of Japanese anime, simply watching isn't enough -- they want to become the characters

The Rothenberg Pledge

You can help our newest appeals court judge set things right

Irie Marley Party

You can help our newest appeals court judge set things right

Screen for Me, Argentina

If you bump into Lucrecia Martel at the Miami International Film Festival, don't ask her about metaphors

Kid Movies Grow Up

If you bump into Lucrecia Martel at the Miami International Film Festival, don't ask her about metaphors

Bork Torque

Well-traveled activist says Miami cops tormented her