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Kim Kardashian to Open Miami Pop-up Restaurant

Kim Kardashian has been getting more than her fair share of press this week -- not all of it as glowing as the mother-to-be's complexion.First, Kim tweeted an acupuncture session; then she was trounced by critics for her supporting role in Tyler Perry's new movie, Temptation. To make matters wo ... More >>

Man Arrested in Doral for Stalking Ivanka Trump

John Eugene Enabnit may be homeless, but apparently he's found a way to match Ivanka Trump's jet-setter lifestyle.Enabnit was arrested Sunday at the Trump Doral Golf Resort & Spa after trying to contact the Donald's daughter. He had just been arrested back in February for harassing Trump at a pe ... More >>

Kanye West: "I Am Walt Disney. I Am Steve Jobs."

Oh, Kanye... Mr. Kim Kardashian-in-waiting was performing at a show in France on Monday night when the Chicago MC decided to proverbially blow himself on stage, shooting a heavy load of arrogance from his cocky mouth and into the collective face of an unsuspecting Parisian crowd. "There's no mot ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's Doctor: Kanye West's Baby in Danger From Divorce Stress

ADHD? Downs? Three nipples? Slurred speech? What damage is sub-par NBA star Kris Humphries doing to Kayne West's unborn baby? According to TMZ, Yeezy's pregnant "perfect bitch," Kim Kardashian, is mad stressed about her and estranged husband Humphries's sluggish divorce proceedings. And during a ... More >>

Kanye and Kim Kardashian Gettin' "Married," Exchanging Vows in Commitment Ceremony

A lot's happened in the 15 months since Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from NBA power forward Kris Humphries. Humphries went from E! to ESPN, averaging 11 rebounds per game in the 2011/2012 season that helped secure a lucrative two-year deal with the Brooklyn Nets worth $24 million. He also watc ... More >>

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Raising Baby in Miami?! Seven Predictions

Fiscal Cliff? Boring. But celebrity baby announcements? Now that's what we call news. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby! Last night, the 35-year-old rapper channeled his inner Ricky Ricardo, dedicating part of his Atlantic City concert to his "Perfect Bitch" and her childbearing hips ... More >>

Pop Gossip: Ten Hottest Messes of 2012

Pop gossip. Most of us want to believe that we're too intelligent and cultured to be fascinated with such gutter-trash information, but the reality is we all love to sniff the dirty underwear of the stars. Whether it's a child star blossoming into a full-fledged sex symbol, a battered woman who can ... More >>

Kanye West Bored with Kim Kardashian? Dude Falls Asleep During Date at London Nightclub

What does Kanye West have in common with every other man on the planet who is not having sex with a Kardashian? Exactly ... He thinks they're all boooring. West was photographed straight snoozing at a London nightclub this past weekend as girlfriend Kim Kardashian gossiped about God-knows-what wit ... More >>

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Hulk Hogan, and Halloween on South Beach: A Six-Photo Recap

Hulk Hogan and Kanye West walk into a bar.... No, seriously. The Hulkster and Yeezy spent Halloween together at LIV, where Kayne's girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, was celebrating her 32nd birthday dressed as Catwoman. Adhering to the couple's superhero costume pact, West rocked a convincing Christ ... More >>

Kanye West Begins Apology Tour in Miami, Hugs Female Paparazzi He (Almost) Slapped

Not everyone thinks that the Reggie-Bush-slept-with-Kim-Kardashian-before-Kanye-West joke is funny. Especially Yeezy himself. So when a local female paparazzo teased West and current girlfriend Kim Kardashian about the Miami Dolphins running back, the notoriously ill-tempered MC lost his shit and ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's Halloween Birthday Bash: Superheroes, Sluts, Laidback Luke at LIV Miami

Kim Kardashian has all but moved into her $10-million Miami mansion with Kanye West. The two have been spotted all around the MIA, fighting photographers and touching each other's asses, though generally escaping the grabby hands of mere peons. But if you're the kind of "mere peon" who can afford ... More >>

Kanye West Attacks Female Paparazzi in Miami Over Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian Question

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are getting into some pretty freaky sex practices. You know, watching each other's sex tapes. And now, public paparazzi beating. How much kink can Kimye take? At least, it seems to be getting Ms. Kardashian off. Just check the cut to see the grin on Kim's face as Kany ... More >>

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Moving Into $10-Million Miami Mansion!?

Get ready, everyone. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are house-hunting for $10-million Miami mansions. The fashionable, ego-centric couple was spotted wandering the MIA's rainy streets yesterday, stopping to check out lots of properties, and grabbing each other's delicious butt cheeks. Oh, to be ri ... More >>

Kim Kardashian and Hulk Hogan Hung Out Last Night Because Miami Beach Is a Weird, Weird Place

Last night, Riptide arrived home from sort of watching the debate at a club with an open bar and a wall projector to find out through some social media channel or another that a far more telling meeting of the minds occurred, right here in Miami Beach: that of Kim Kardashian and Hulk Hogan. And, yes ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton Is Super Sorry for Saying Gays Are "Disgusting" and "Probably Have AIDS"

DJ Paris Hilton is super sorry, you guys. Yesterday, she pissed off a bunch of Dorothy's friends by makings some rude and insensitive comments about the gay community. She didn't mean it, though. Because she didn't know her conversation was being recorded by a cab driver. But since everyone freake ... More >>

Kanye West Records Sex Tape With Kim Kardashian Look-Alike, Cries About It

Kanye West may be a genius, but he's no stranger to double standards. When his "perfect bitch" drops a sex tape, it's totally awesome and everyone should watch it over and over while gettin' freaky. But when Yeezy himself drops a sex tape, it's, like, the worst thing that's ever happened. Sadly fo ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton: "Gay Guys Are Disgusting, Most of Them Probably Have AIDS"

DJ Paris Hilton, heiress extraordinaire and total role model, has taken a break from dropping beats to drop some seriously insane comments about "gay guys." Even though she seems like the type of girl who'd have a million gay friends, because she's rich and skinny, it turns out that Paris thinks th ... More >>

Kanye Watched Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape With Ex-GFs! A Love Story in Six Parts

See also "Kanye Raps About Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape, Reveals 'Dark Twisted [Cuckold] Fantasy.'" The world has been obsessed with Kimye for only about six months. Still, in that short span, this unholy union between two of America's most dangerous attention-seeking missiles, Kanye West and Kim Ka ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton Sucks Balls ... In France!

See also "Paris Hilton's DJ Debut Sucked Balls" and "DJ Paris Pisses Off Samantha Ronson and Deadmau5." Paris Hilton is a modern tragedy. This dumb bitch already destroyed what little faith we still had in the DJ scene when she puked all over Pop Festival in Brazil. But breaking our uhntz-uhntz-in ... More >>

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's Debut Single and Five Other Reality Stars Butchering Pop Music

In the make-believe world of reality television, anything is possible ... So long as it's marketable. Take Teen Mom starlet Farrah Abraham, the 21-year-old aspiring chef-turned-model-turned-author who snuck into America's collective heart with her charming smile and piercing gaze, who's looking to ... More >>

Kanye West Calls Kim Kardashian "Perfect Bitch," Plus Five Other Adorable Rap Pet Names

See also "Kanye West's Dating Kim Kardashian, Threatens Chris Humphries on New Song." Kanye West has reportedly given girlfriend Kim Kardashian a new pet name ... The "perfect bitch." According to the New York Daily News, the 35-year-old rapper dropped some previously unreleased tracks at a Manha ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton Pisses Off Samantha Ronson and Deadmau5: "It's Like Calling Myself a Doctor After Reading WebMD Twice"

See also "Paris Hilton's DJ Debut Sucked Balls" and "Jane Bang's Diss Track: 'Keep Sucking on That Afrojack Dick.'" Paris Hilton stabbed electronic dance music in the heart last month when she made her DJ debut at the Pop Music Festival in Brazil. Sounding like a "prepubescent child on downers" a ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton Slapped With Dis Track by Jane Bang: "Keep Sucking on That Afrojack D**k"

See also "Paris Hilton's DJ Debut Sucked Balls: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown." Everyone is jumping on the Paris Hilton hate train ever since she wrecked that bitch in Brazil. The latest hit comes from New York City's Jane Bang, who just released an electro dis track that calls the heiress out ... More >>

Jeremy Lin, avoid Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian

LeBron James Loses Title of Most Hated NBA Player to Kim Kardashian's Ex

​After last seasons' crushing NBA Finals, LeBron James has already lost one title in Miami, but the King may be pleased today to learn he's longer wearing one particular crown. The Heat star is no longer the most hated player in the NBA. Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian's soon-to-be ex, has surpasse ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's next husband: Justin Bieber?

Paris Hilton Announces Plans to Become the "Queen of House Music"

​Crossfade's Google Alerts are incredibly random. This morning, sandwiched between Gloria Estefan and Rick Ross, an alert that read, "Paris Hilton Training to Become Most Powerful House DJ Ever!!!" sent chills down our spine. Evidently, the former sex tape reality vixen is a beat freak, and sh ... More >>

Is Reggie Bush Sabotaging Kim Kardashian's Wedding?

​The answer to the question in the headline, depending on your outlook, is either "probably not" or "who the hell cares?" Yet, by virtue of the face that newly minted Miami Dolphin Reggie Bush used to serial-smoosh the crown jewel of the Kardashian empire, the team's media relations people better ... More >>

Four Stages in the Evolution of Lionel Richie's Hair

​Lionel Richie. His hair is fucking crazy, bordering on crazy awesome. However, throughout the decades he has made efforts to tone it down. That mustache, on the other hand, has stuck around like his daughter's herpes. We're not insinuating Nicole Richie is a slut, by the way, it's just that she ... More >>

Man With the Mane

Axwell and Steve Angello of Swedish House Mafia Return to Miami November 26 and 27

Photo by Carl LindstromSwedish House Mafia​It ain't no Masquerade Motel, but two-thirds of the Swedish House Mafia are coming back to the city -- for separate gigs, mind you. Yes, the guys still make time to tour as solo acts. Though, with their rising status as superstar DJs, we wonder for how mu ... More >>

Five Reality Stars Who Should Stay a Billion Miles Away From the Recording Studio

Tila Tequila loves more than just the DJ....​We're not really sure what inspires reality TV cast members to think that a little airtime means they're qualified to belt it out for the masses. But we don't like it. They usually have no training, no stage presence and -- what's worse -- no talent.Rum ... More >>

These lucky Chihuahuas made it big

Scott Storch raked in hip-hop millions and then snorted his way to ruin

Kim Kardashian vs. Miami Cookie Doctor

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kim_Kardashian_LF.JPGKim Kardashian, 2007, in front of Slim Fast signage.​Kim Kardashian is an American sex symbol.Dr. Sanford Siegal is the Miami doctor who invented his own "cookie diet."The two are at war. Dirty, paper, legal war. And they're fighting over ... More >>

Video: Kim Kardashian Naked In Bath After Tossed Salad

We here at Short Order would like to thank the marketing geniuses over at Carl's Jr. for bringing us video of Kim Kardashian getting in a bath naked after a tossed salad.She really seemed to like it. The juice was practically running down her chin. This may be the best Kim Kardashian naked video ... More >>

Jennifer Lopez, Most Evil NFL Owner Ever, Caught with Amateur Porn Star at LIV

via Kim Kardashian​As Congressman Steve King reminded us yesterday, Jennifer Lopez is a horrible, horrible human being who has amongst other crimes against humanity, promoted "the sexual abuse of women, ...the n-word, verbal pornography, [and] recreational drug use." King was absolutely irate that ... More >>

Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami

Does reality television even try anymore? Sorry we had to get Perez Hilton on this photo, just couldn't find a picture of just these two we could use. Let's see. Kim Kardashian got famous for being Paris Hilton's temporary Nicole Richie replacement, and then for her gross sex tape with Brandy's litt ... More >>

Paris Hilton's Body Guard Allegedly Attacked DJ Steve Angello First

via Wikimedia Commons/Bias RecordingsAs earlier reported, Paris Hilton went to Radar Online with some sob story about how she got pushed by a body guard because a mean ol' DJ wouldn't stop his techno and play some hip-hop for her. She then claimed the bodyguard left whatever boyfriend she has at the ... More >>

Kim Kardashian Inspires Boyfriend Bashing

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Hater Blockers

Perez Hilton has the last laugh; trendoids love art and couture

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It Isn't Easy Being Fabulous

The trials and tribulations of Fabian Basabe

Resident Ego

At the center of his own reality, Key Biscayne native Carlos Arias has a brash game plan to make it big in Hollywood with a Florida-flavored unscripted TV show

Float On

Whether it's festivals, VIP-only events, or block parties, it's all about how you work it

Rules of Subtraction

The debut of The Bitch