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  • Blogs

    May 16, 2012

    Afrojack Says He "Didn't Know Shit" About Paris Hilton's DJ Debut

    Hey, Afrojack. Remember when we found out that Paris Hilton is debuting her DJ career at Pop Music Festival next month in Brazil, and we thought it was stupid? Then we were like, "Wait, isn't she dating Afrojack?" And we got kind of upset because we thought maybe you had something to do with it. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 15, 2012

    Paris Hilton to Make DJ Debut in Brazil, Ruin Everything

    Electro is so dead. When Madonna jumped on the EDM train and started yelling about her friend Molly, it was bad enough. But now, famous-for-being-rich-and-skanky Paris Hilton is poised to hop on that bleeping-blooping choo-choo and wreck it in front of thousands of Brasileño dance music fans. The ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2012

    Kanye West's Inevitable Kardashians Cameo and Five Other Predictions for His Downward Spiral

    How adorable are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, y'all? They're like the cutest rebound couple ever! But don't remind Kim's stepfather, former Olympian-turned-cosmetic-surgery-disaster Bruce Jenner, that they're dating. TMZ reports that Jenner was at a speaking engagement at Northeastern University ... More >>

  • News

    February 23, 2012

    Jeremy Lin, avoid Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian

    How adorable are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, y'all? They're like the cutest rebound couple ever! But don't remind Kim's stepfather, former Olympian-turned-cosmetic-surgery-disaster Bruce Jenner, that they're dating. TMZ reports that Jenner was at a speaking engagement at Northeastern University ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2012

    Jeremy Lin Needs to Beware Coochie Power

    ​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke counsels New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin. The New York Knicks and Jeremy Lin are coming to town this Thursday, February ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2011

    LeBron James Loses Title of Most Hated NBA Player to Kim Kardashian's Ex

    ​After last seasons' crushing NBA Finals, LeBron James has already lost one title in Miami, but the King may be pleased today to learn he's longer wearing one particular crown. The Heat star is no longer the most hated player in the NBA. Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian's soon-to-be ex, has surpasse ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2011

    Join Cedric Gervais for Some F#$%ing and Dancing With the Stars on December 8

    Yes, suave Frenchman and electronic stud Cedric Gervais is one of Planet Earth's top disc jockeys to the stars, especially the TV types, sports celebs, talking heads, professionally sexy people, and tabloid regulars who totally love to dance during prime time. He regularly mans the decks as celebut ... More >>

  • News

    November 17, 2011

    Kim Kardashian's next husband: Justin Bieber?

    Yes, suave Frenchman and electronic stud Cedric Gervais is one of Planet Earth's top disc jockeys to the stars, especially the TV types, sports celebs, talking heads, professionally sexy people, and tabloid regulars who totally love to dance during prime time. He regularly mans the decks as celebut ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2011

    Paris Hilton Announces Plans to Become the "Queen of House Music"

    ​Crossfade's Google Alerts are incredibly random. This morning, sandwiched between Gloria Estefan and Rick Ross, an alert that read, "Paris Hilton Training to Become Most Powerful House DJ Ever!!!" sent chills down our spine. Evidently, the former sex tape reality vixen is a beat freak, and sh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2011

    Gavin Rossdale's Daughter Daisy Lowe Gets Naked for Playboy NSFW

    Photo by Tony Kelly/Courtesy of PlayboyModel, celebutante, and Gavin Rossdale's daughter Daisy Lowe.​Do you remember the Alternative Revolution? Well, you're old. Grunge is ancient fucking history. And all those '90s babies born during the reign of George H.W. Bush are grown up and getting nake ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 10, 2011

    Is Reggie Bush Sabotaging Kim Kardashian's Wedding?

    ​The answer to the question in the headline, depending on your outlook, is either "probably not" or "who the hell cares?" Yet, by virtue of the face that newly minted Miami Dolphin Reggie Bush used to serial-smoosh the crown jewel of the Kardashian empire, the team's media relations people better ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 18, 2011

    Nicky Hilton Parties, Jamie DeRosa Cooks at Dream Hotel Grand Opening (Photos)

    Rodrigo Gaya Nicky Hilton at the Dream Hotel​The Dream Hotel South Beach held a weekend-long party to celebrate the official grand opening of their Miami Beach location. The party started on Saturday evening, as guests were greeted by fire eaters, welcome cocktails and models in gold swims ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2011

    Four Stages in the Evolution of Lionel Richie's Hair

    ​Lionel Richie. His hair is fucking crazy, bordering on crazy awesome. However, throughout the decades he has made efforts to tone it down. That mustache, on the other hand, has stuck around like his daughter's herpes. We're not insinuating Nicole Richie is a slut, by the way, it's just that she ... More >>

  • Calendar

    June 9, 2011

    Man With the Mane

    ​Lionel Richie. His hair is fucking crazy, bordering on crazy awesome. However, throughout the decades he has made efforts to tone it down. That mustache, on the other hand, has stuck around like his daughter's herpes. We're not insinuating Nicole Richie is a slut, by the way, it's just that she ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 3, 2011

    Fake Out

    ​Lionel Richie. His hair is fucking crazy, bordering on crazy awesome. However, throughout the decades he has made efforts to tone it down. That mustache, on the other hand, has stuck around like his daughter's herpes. We're not insinuating Nicole Richie is a slut, by the way, it's just that she ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2011

    LeBron James, Gerald Posner, and Rick Sanchez Make List of "50 Most Deplorable Americans"

    via The Buffalo Beast​Every year we here at the Miami New Times humbly offer our Dirty Dozen of the worst locals of the year. Ever year, Buffalo's own alt weekly, The Beast, takes the concept a bit farther with the 50 most deplorable Americans of the year. Their edition this year, though, is rife ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2010

    Axwell and Steve Angello of Swedish House Mafia Return to Miami November 26 and 27

    Photo by Carl LindstromSwedish House Mafia​It ain't no Masquerade Motel, but two-thirds of the Swedish House Mafia are coming back to the city -- for separate gigs, mind you. Yes, the guys still make time to tour as solo acts. Though, with their rising status as superstar DJs, we wonder for how mu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 12, 2010

    Five Reality Stars Who Should Stay a Billion Miles Away From the Recording Studio

    Tila Tequila loves more than just the DJ....​We're not really sure what inspires reality TV cast members to think that a little airtime means they're qualified to belt it out for the masses. But we don't like it. They usually have no training, no stage presence and -- what's worse -- no talent.Rum ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 14, 2010

    Cute Overload

    Tila Tequila loves more than just the DJ....​We're not really sure what inspires reality TV cast members to think that a little airtime means they're qualified to belt it out for the masses. But we don't like it. They usually have no training, no stage presence and -- what's worse -- no talent.Rum ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 26, 2010

    Dogs and Dining on Lincoln Road: Dodge Them or Love Them?

    In the August issue of Travel and Leisure Magazine Miami Beach is touted as a tourist destination gone "gaga" for dogs. Lincoln Road is seen as the epicenter of fashionable canine flaunting. But is this four-legged invasion a nuisance or can we peacefully coexist with our neighbors' furry companions ... More >>

  • News

    June 24, 2010

    These lucky Chihuahuas made it big

    In the August issue of Travel and Leisure Magazine Miami Beach is touted as a tourist destination gone "gaga" for dogs. Lincoln Road is seen as the epicenter of fashionable canine flaunting. But is this four-legged invasion a nuisance or can we peacefully coexist with our neighbors' furry companions ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2010

    They Might Be Tiny, But These Lucky Dogs Sure Made It Big

    ​When we saw that the Wall Street Journal whipped up a stipple portrait of Conchita, the Ginger-wig-wearing Chihuahua that belonged to the late Miami socialite Gail Posner, Banana Republican got to thinking what a grand life these little bug-eyed rat-dogs lead. So we compiled a list of the five mo ... More >>

  • Music

    April 22, 2010

    Scott Storch raked in hip-hop millions and then snorted his way to ruin

    ​When we saw that the Wall Street Journal whipped up a stipple portrait of Conchita, the Ginger-wig-wearing Chihuahua that belonged to the late Miami socialite Gail Posner, Banana Republican got to thinking what a grand life these little bug-eyed rat-dogs lead. So we compiled a list of the five mo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2009

    Kim Kardashian vs. Miami Cookie Doctor

    http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kim_Kardashian_LF.JPGKim Kardashian, 2007, in front of Slim Fast signage.​Kim Kardashian is an American sex symbol.Dr. Sanford Siegal is the Miami doctor who invented his own "cookie diet."The two are at war. Dirty, paper, legal war. And they're fighting over ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2009

    Video: Kim Kardashian Naked In Bath After Tossed Salad

    We here at Short Order would like to thank the marketing geniuses over at Carl's Jr. for bringing us video of Kim Kardashian getting in a bath naked after a tossed salad.She really seemed to like it. The juice was practically running down her chin. This may be the best Kim Kardashian naked video ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2009

    Jennifer Lopez, Most Evil NFL Owner Ever, Caught with Amateur Porn Star at LIV

    via Kim Kardashian​As Congressman Steve King reminded us yesterday, Jennifer Lopez is a horrible, horrible human being who has amongst other crimes against humanity, promoted "the sexual abuse of women, ...the n-word, verbal pornography, [and] recreational drug use." King was absolutely irate that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 14, 2009

    Meet the Cast of Miami Social, You May Want To Immediately Lose Their Number, But At Least Say Hi

    Top row: Katrina, Ariel, Maria, George. Bottom row: Hardy, Sorah, Michael. Miami Social is everything you hate about Miami Beach. It is the reality television iteration of guest list culture, of egotistical 30 somethings who've mistaken a sense of self for being able to get a bottle of Goose co ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 26, 2009

    Miami Social Set to Debut Next Month

    Possible cast for Miami Social: George French, Hardy Hill, Sorah Daiha, Katrina Campins, Michael H. Cohen, Maria Lankina, and Ariel Stein.Word around town is that an air date has finally been set for Miami's latest reality series (being billed as a "docu-drama"). Details from Bravo TV's Miami Socia ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 6, 2009

    Nicole Richie and Daughter Ambushed at MIA

    via Nylon MagazineSlow news day. Let's see what's going on in the celebrity Twittersphere!Nicole Richie, her daughter, and Joel Madden, that guy she dates who's in that band with his twin brother Nelson The Proclaimers Tegan & Sara Good Charlotte are vacationing in Miami, but their trip got of t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2009

    Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami

    Does reality television even try anymore? Sorry we had to get Perez Hilton on this photo, just couldn't find a picture of just these two we could use. Let's see. Kim Kardashian got famous for being Paris Hilton's temporary Nicole Richie replacement, and then for her gross sex tape with Brandy's litt ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2009

    Paris Hilton's Body Guard Allegedly Attacked DJ Steve Angello First

    via Wikimedia Commons/Bias RecordingsAs earlier reported, Paris Hilton went to Radar Online with some sob story about how she got pushed by a body guard because a mean ol' DJ wouldn't stop his techno and play some hip-hop for her. She then claimed the bodyguard left whatever boyfriend she has at the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 17, 2008

    Over the Weekend - Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Shine 3 Year Anniversary and Joe Jackson

    What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 1, 2008

    Why Would Anyone Want to be Paris' BFF?

    What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2008

    Kim Kardashian Inspires Boyfriend Bashing

    What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

  • Music

    July 17, 2008

    DJ AM

    What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2008

    The Party Crasher - Broker Boxing Federation Attracts 1,500 to Mansion, Including the Mournings and Brooke Hogan

    What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2008

    The Party Crasher – Kim Kardashian Hosts Stoli Hotel

    What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 4, 2007

    The Red String Club

    What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 30, 2006

    Paparazzi’s Wet Dream

    What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

  • News

    August 3, 2006

    Hater Blockers

    Perez Hilton has the last laugh; trendoids love art and couture

  • Music

    November 3, 2005

    Ron Carter

    Perez Hilton has the last laugh; trendoids love art and couture

  • Music

    November 3, 2005

    Various Artists

    DJ Kicks: Annie (K7)

  • News

    December 16, 2004

    It Isn't Easy Being Fabulous

    The trials and tribulations of Fabian Basabe

  • News

    October 21, 2004

    Resident Ego

    At the center of his own reality, Key Biscayne native Carlos Arias has a brash game plan to make it big in Hollywood with a Florida-flavored unscripted TV show

  • Music

    August 26, 2004

    Float On

    Whether it's festivals, VIP-only events, or block parties, it's all about how you work it

  • News

    March 25, 2004

    Rules of Subtraction

    The debut of The Bitch

  • Music

    December 18, 2003

    Where's Paris?

    America's favorite babe bypasses party in her honor

  • Music

    March 28, 2002

    Imperial Teen

    On (Merge Records)

  • Culture

    July 21, 1993

    Found Memories

    On (Merge Records)

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