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The Ten Worst Halloween Candies Ever

Halloween is tomorrow. (We know, we thought it was this weekend, too, but, no. It's tomorrow.) Hopefully you've got your kids' costumes all set, and you've got your walking shoes and patience strapped on for security of those around you. You see, the art of trick-or-treating is simple. Pick the be ... More >>

Liquor, Money, and Porn Flicks: Stuff Adults Want When Trick-Or-Treating On Halloween

Being a grown up is rough. You're held accountable for everything, you have these awful things called "responsibilities," and everyone wants you to give them money -- all the time. It ain't easy. That being said, it's important to satisfy your inner child this time of year. Get dressed up, take t ... More >>

Delicias Peruanas' Choros a la Chalaca Are a Peruvian Delight

Choros a la Chalaca at Delicias PeruanasDelicias Peruanas in midtown is located across the street from Lost and Found Saloon and Midtown Sports Bar. There you'll find the best choros a la chalaca, or Peruvian-style mussels. For $8.50 you get seven large mussels topped with crunchy diced on ... More >>

1. Lamb Agnolotti at Scarpetta

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is here and, with this item, ;Short Order is officially done serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305!1. Lamb Agnolotti at Scarpetta This is a newer offering that chef de cuisine Nina Compton added to the menu at Scarpetta, and although there were a bunch ... More >>

2. Sweetbreads at Michy's

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is here. To celebrate, Short Order is serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.2. Sweetbreads at Michy'sThe ingredients that compose the "other" degrees of this dish tend to change eve ... More >>

3. Pie in a Jar at Michael's Genuine Food & Drink

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.3. Pie in a Jar at Michael's Genuine Food & DrinkThere are two kinds of people in the world ... More >>

5. Fried Chicken at Yardbird Southern Table & Bar

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here. 5. Fried Chicken at Yardbird Southern Table & BarOne of the most daunting tasks in all of M ... More >>

4. Goat Stew at Tap Tap

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.4. Goat Stew at Tap TapTap Tap has anchored Fifth Street in South Beach for two decades, and goat ... More >>

6. Pork Belly at Pubbelly

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here. 6. Pork Belly at PubbellyThe pork belly ($15) at Pubbelly is truly a great example of a signatu ... More >>

7. Egg Yolk Carpaccio at Sra. Martinez

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.7. Egg Yolk Carpaccio at Sra. MartinezWho would think to take a pool of yolk and call it carpacc ... More >>

8. 18-Ounce, Bone-in Rib Eye at Bourbon Steak

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.8. 18-oz., Bone-in Rib Eye at Bourbon SteakThis is what we get when we head north to Bourbon Ste ... More >>

Mind Trickery: Japanese Goggles Make You Eat Less

University of Tokyo researchers have developed a pair of goggles that trick the mind and stomach into thinking a person has consumed more than he or she really has.So far, 80 percent of participants have been successfully tricked.If research develops further, and the goggles become commercialized, t ... More >>

9. Bone Marrow with Veal Cheek Marmalade at Sugarcane

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.9. Bone Marrow with Veal Cheek Marmalade at SugarcaneThe roasted marrow at Sugarcane Raw Bar &am ... More >>

11. Spicy Beef Tenderloin at Zuma

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.11. Spicy Beef Tenderloin at ZumaWhen our server suggested that we order the spicy beef tenderlo ... More >>

10. Grilled Branzino at Tudor House

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.10. Grilled Branzino at Tudor HouseThough Branzino seems to be the trendy fish in Miami, there's ... More >>

12. Red Snapper in a Bowl at Joe's Stone Crab

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.11. Red Snapper Fish in a Bowl at Joe's Stone CrabVery rarely does a restaurant stay in the hands ... More >>

13. Pappardelle Cio Ciara at Sardinia Enoteca Ristorante

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. Be sure to vote in our poll. As a countdown to our favorite meal in Miami, we're ... More >>

15. Korean BBQ Tofu at Sakaya Kitchen

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.15. Korean BBQ Tofu at Sakaya KitchenAll the colors of the rainbow are represented ... More >>

14. Cheese Fries at Shake Shack

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.14. Cheese Fries at Shake ShackIf anyone spent time at the "swim club" over the su ... More >>

16. Glaser Farms Raw Vegan Pies at the Coconut Grove Organic Market

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.16. Glaser Farms Raw Vegan PiesGlaser Farms is one of Miami's greatest resources for ... More >>

19. Empanada de Pabellon at La Latina

It's that time of year when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.19. Empanada de PabellonA tiny gem situated on th ... More >>

18. Degustacion de Torta at Graziano's

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.18. Degustacion de Torta at Graziano'sGraziano's has been making beautiful dishes ... More >>

20. Low Country Shrimp and Grits at Whisk Gourmet Food & Catering

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.20. Low Country Shrimp and Grits at WhiskTucked away in a small strip mall away f ... More >>

21. Warm Madeleines at DB Bistro Moderne

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.22. Warm Madeleines at DB Bistro ModerneProust went on and on about them, and fir ... More >>

22. Pulpo a Feira at Barceloneta

It's that time of year when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.22. Pulpo a Feira at BarcelonetaIt is one of 14 " ... More >>

23. Short Rib Robata With Truffle Miso at Makoto

It's that time of year when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.23. Short Rib Robata with Truffle MisoGive me a m ... More >>

Seven Super Cheap, Healthy Vegan Foods

When adopting an organic plant-based diet, people fear the expense. But nutrient-rich, disease-preventing, obesity-fighting plant foods will save you money on medical bills in the long run (and make you feel better right away).Certainly, organic produce is more expensive than the standard type becau ... More >>

24. Grilled Octopus at Jean Paul's House

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.24. Grilled Octopus at Jean Paul's HouseThe grilled octopus ($14) at Jean Paul's ... More >>

25. Peanut Butter Snickers Pie at Prime One Twelve

It's that time of year when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.25. Peanut Butter Snickers Pie at Prime One Tw ... More >>

Make A Shake To Open in SoBe Tonight: A Mooooving Sign Intrigues Us

Moo?​"Moooving" along Alton Road, we spotted this upside down cow. Intrigued, we ;walked over for a closer inspection.What's behind it? U.K. sensation Make A Shake is debuting its very first American store today on Alton and Lincoln in South Beach, with a planned 7 p.m. opening.According to ... More >>

The Weekly Wrap: Heat Food, Quinoa and Tacos

American Airlines Arena carnitas tacos​Busy this week? See what you missed on Short Order ...Brooklyn Water Bagels is coming to South BeachA look at the D Rodriguez Ocean grand opening.Lee Klein asks: What's up with those NBC Feast rankings?New chef over at The SetaiLove quinoa? Here's a recipe.Me ... More >>

Five Vintage Snickers Commercials That'll Make You Snicker

Snickers has had some nutty commercials in recent months. There was the Betty White/Abe Vigoda football spot, then the Aretha Franklin road trip bit, and now the creepy Halloween campaign:

Vending Machine Challenge Short Order Style

​The office vending machine, often the cause of extra pounds and unhealthiness, is seen as a calorie and nutrition trap. But let's be real, come 3 p.m.,.the shiny colorful wrappers start calling your name. Somehow you manage to justify the Snickers as a "meal replacement bar." That is, until the n ... More >>

Top 5 Miami Gas Stations to Eat At

via nostalgiafinder.comOil, blood, and Murray's Pomade.​Sure, there's that pesky oil spill dumping hundreds of millions of gallons of deadly crude into our fish basket. But when all the seafood is dead or infected, we can find sustenance in the industry that put us in this situation.Besi ... More >>

Five Easy Steps to Frying a Snickers Bar

Snickers Bars are great for a little afternoon pick-me-up because they are filled with all the best things in life - chocolate, caramel, peanuts and nougat. Some genius, who most likely worked at a country fair, discovered a way to make this fantastic treat even unhealthier by frying it. The good ... More >>

Some Folks Will Surely Get Fat From $14.7 Million Grant to Fight Obesity

​It was reported earlier this week that Miami-Dade County will be receiving $14.7 million from the federal government, the money earmarked for fighting obesity. It is part of a  $370 million Obama administration program called "Communities Putting Prevention to Work." Miami-Dade is one of 44 ... More >>

Top 5 New Candies: Chuao's Firecracker, Sour Patch Chillerz and Jitterbeans

It takes more than just a sugar to hit my sweet spot, so I went in search of five new confections that have that added layer of oomph, coupled with some degree of hmm, and the power to make me cry, "Yowza!" Bye, bye Snickers bars and Sweet Tarts--I'm all about these new sugary sensations.Here's what ... More >>

Vampiros en La Habana...La Pequena Habana, That Is!

Weekly Wrap Up: The Friday Que Bola Asere

Jacob KatelFried alligator​ Wasup. Que bola. Que tal. Que onda. Wat they do. Sak pase. Sak ap fet. Comment allez vous. Konichiwa. Another week, another weekend. When will all the weeks end and leave us just the weekends? Thanks to the great American time conspiracy, probably never. Here's what you ... More >>

Herald Health Tips

A Jackfruit a Day ...

Exotic fruit, cooked slow at Fairchild.

Yucatecan or Leave It

Chéen-huyae is reasonable and passable, but nothing special

Fair Game

BEST ICE CREAM PARLOR

Cold Stone Creamery

Best One-Dollar Meal

Gourmet deli sandwiches

Why the Tabs are Fab

Rubber Sold

It takes more than headshots and agents to get a part in a TV tire commercial. You've got to have The Look. Mine, I'd say, falls somewhere between amused and confused.