Riptide was preparing to cross the Alligator Alley this past Wednesday to go and visit the familia in a horrible, horrible place known as Collier County. On the way we stopped to get gas somewhere way out in west Broward. We don't remember the name of the town - Weston? Miramar? Bumfuck? Baghdad? Lagado? Shelbyville? Duckburg? - one of those. Anyway, we pulled up to the shell station and realized gas was as low as $1.92! We didn't comprehend. Seriously, we were generally confused. So went to the
