• Culture

    May 9, 2013
  • Blogs

    August 8, 2012

    20 Celebrity Mugshots from Miami-Dade Jail

    It's not Friday yet, but there's no such thing as too many mugshots right? Miami attracts celebrities like moths to a light bulb, but unfortunately for some of them what happens in Miami doesn't stay in Miami. Miami-Dade's jail camera, AKA the in-house Paparazzi, has caught several celebrities check ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 6, 2010

    The Relaunched Forge in Pictures

    We've already covered the relaunch of the Forge in great detail. Here are some pictures of the new eatery, from the sophisticated wine-by-the-glass system to the Forge chopped salad. (By the way, last night we spotted Michelle Bernstein, ShamWow guy Vince Shlomi, and Shareef Malnik all dining at the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2010

    Morons of the Week: Super Bowl Aftermath Edition

    Can it be only last week that we were invaded by hordes of screaming, mildly retarded tourists? It seems they have left some of their finest morons, many of them in jail cells throughout the county. Let's take a look at the Morons of the Week: Super Bowl Aftermath Edition. ‚Äč5. Warren Sapp Whoe ... More >>

  • News

    December 31, 2009
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    September 15, 2009

    Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Hires Mercedes-Slamming PR Flack

    I don't know if Vince Shlomi -- the ShamWow pitchman who met a hooker at Louis at the Gansevoort and took her to his room at the Setai, where she promptly tried to bite his tongue off and he responded with a few blows to her face -- ever really had much a positive reputation in the first place, but ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 20, 2009

    Fashion Week Swim 2010: Convention Center Reports Record Sales, Red Carter and Lisa Fernandez Shine

    JipsyRed Carter runway show at The Raleigh.Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim blew out of town last night (the remnants of the event probably wandering the streets in the wee hours this morning with their mascara smeared, looking for their other pump). Now we can look forward to what summer is supposed ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 19, 2009

    Was The ShamWow Guy Involved in the MacArthur Causeway Crash? Update: No, He Was Not

    This is almost too much to believe. Just months after news broke that Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow guy, got into a tongue-biting fight with a hooker he met at Louis, comes a report that he was involved in the crash that shut down traffic on the MacArthur Causeway. An unnamed s ... More >>

  • News

    April 23, 2009

    Walk of Shame Kit, Only $34.99

    Embarrassed after spending the night. Here's a solution for you.

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2009

    New Photos of the ShamWow Guy/Hooker Fight Aftermath

    Remember all of those laughs everyone had over Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow guy, being arrested for beating up Sasha Harris, an alleged prostitute, on South Beach in February? Well, the Smoking Gun today released 14 graphic photos, apparently obtained from the Miami Beach Police Department, docume ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2009

    ShamWow Guy Arrested for Beating Prostitute on South Beach

    Vince Shlomi is colloquially known as "that creepy guy from the ShamWow commercials" -- you know, those dumb super-absorbent cloths that go for $19.99 plus shipping and handling (if you act now!). He's currently on top of the infomercial world, and enjoying all the perks that come with it, like stay ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2009

    The Week That Was: We Decided To Be A Celebrity Tabloid

    There were lots of whores, of various kinds, in the news this week. Riptide usually tries to stay away from the celebrity gossip stuff, unless it's amazing. It seems that fate has sent us lots of amazing celeb gossip this week:Paris Hilton tried to get a House/Techno DJ to stop playing House and Tec ... More >>