"Ooohhhiiiiiieee! On that note..." That's how Uncle Luke opened his 1997 video interview with Jay Z. Why? Because there were two lesbians enjoying oral sex, just inches away, sprawled out on a sofa beside the host, Luther "Captain Dick" Campbell, and his guest, Shawn "New York" Carter. Sipping He ... More >>
A Florida woman received a suspicious package last month and called police. Though, a bomb expert quickly determined that the item in the package wasn't so much a weapon of mass destruction, but a weapon of mass pleasure.
Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Today, Luke responds to a BET columnist's criticisms. Two days ago, Cord Jefferson, a young columnist for BET Networks looking to build a name ... More >>
Hey, honey, would you like to have sex? No, not tonight. I'd rather listen to Meatloaf. Yeah, we've never said that either, but turns out a lot of Spotify listeners think "Bat Out of Hell" is more enjoyable than actually orgasming. And that's not all the streaming platform uncovered with its recen ... More >>
We're all sexual beings. But we're not always lucky enough to have another sexual being with us when the moment strikes. Thankfully, we're handily equipped to take care of business. Everybody faps. And if someone says they don't diddle themselves at night, they're liars. It's part of the human cond ... More >>
Ricky MartinA South Florida church apparently thinks featuring a gay man on television is obscene. Oscar Aguero Ministry announced plans this weekend to picket the offices of Univision for airing an interview back on November 2 featuring a now openly gay popstar Ricky Martin discussing his sexual ... More >>
Rev. O'Neal DozierAttorney General Bill McCollum has until October 22 to file an appeal in a case that overturned Florida's decades-old gay adoption ban. If he doesn't, all Floridians fit to parent will be able to adopt regardless of their sexual orientation.Unsurprisingly, some homophobes aren't ... More >>
Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke confirms the champagne room is used for more than sipping bubbly in many Miami-Dade strip clubs after speaking with several ... More >>
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