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Sarah Palin

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    September 16, 2011

    Book: Sarah Palin Freaked Out After Glen Rice Tryst, Rice Confirms Account

    Joe McGinniss' The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin doesn't hit shelves until Tuesday, but review copies have gone out to various publications and more information about her alleged hook up with former Miami Heat star Glen Rice way back in the '80s are creeping out. Mother Jones' review inc ... More >>

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    September 15, 2011

    Armando Salguero Is the New Tea Party Hero

    ​The Tea Party has a new superstar: the Miami Herald's Dolphins reporter Armando Salguero!Yesterday Salguero made a stir by sending out a newsroom-wide email slamming the paper for choosing to run a blog post about allegations that Sarah Palin hooked up with former Miami Heat star Glen R ... More >>

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    September 14, 2011

    Glen Rice Slept With Sarah Palin, New Biography Says UPDATED

    ​Stop us if you've heard this one: Miami Heat great Glen Rice had a "steamy" one-night stand with Tea Party queen bee Sarah Palin back when he was a University of Michigan star and she was a local TV sportscaster. Wait, no one has ever heard that one before because it's INSANE.Yet it just&nbs ... More >>

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    June 8, 2011

    Five Presidential Candidates and the Pop Songs They Stole for the Campaign Trail

    Whitesnake aficionado Mitt Romney.​Mitt Romney's bid for the U.S. presidency was off to a rousing start last week with '80s hair-metal frontman David Coverdale going in on the Republican presidential hopeful. Turns out Romney used Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again" at his campaign kickoff rally withou ... More >>

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    June 2, 2011

    Sarah Palin and Donald Trump's Summit: Goose Liver and Lilly White Pizza

    New York Post Trump and Palin: taking cheesy politics to a whole new level.​During a New York City stop along her bus tour, Sarah Palin met with Donald Trump in what could be deemed either reality show heaven or political reality hell. During the meeting, they chowed down at Famous Famigli ... More >>

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    March 17, 2011

    Real Housewives' Lea Black: Sarah Palin is a Circus Sideshow

    ​You might not know it from the freak show that is Bravo's Real Housewives of Miami, but star Lea Black is a pretty prominent figure in Florida's Democratic party fund-raising machine. Along with her attorney husband Roy Black, she held the very first fund-raiser for then-candidate Barack Obama in ... More >>

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    March 10, 2011
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    January 20, 2011
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    October 4, 2010

    Sarah Palin Cancels Wednesday Speech in Miami

    ​Florida Tea Partiers are shedding a single tear of freedom -- much like a majestic bald eagle weeping for the future of America -- because Sarah Palin just nixed her speech scheduled this Wednesday at American Airlines Arena.The problem? "There was a scheduling conflict," Marcos Sendon, head of S ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 30, 2010

    Old People Hate the Tanning Tax

    via BartBaKer's Youtube​Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes have come together to commission a wide ranging poll that includes questions on the ability of Sarah Palin to be President (most don't think she can) and whether or not people would still see a Mel Gibson movie (most would). Though perhaps ones of ... More >>

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    August 18, 2010

    Ronald Reagan's Ghost Son Endorses McCollum, While Sarah Palin Makes a Florida Endorsement of Her Own

    ​Short of hiring a medium to contact the ghost of Ronald Reagan for an endorsement, the best thing Republicans can get in the ways of a Reagan endorsement is getting the Gipper's adopted son to back a candidate while raising his father's specter another way. Lucky Bill McCollum.&nbs ... More >>

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    April 12, 2010

    Sarah Palin to Marco Rubio: "Call Me, Can I Help You?"

    Long before anyone in the lower 48 had ever heard of Sarah Palin, Florida Gov. Charlie Crist's name kept coming up as a possible John McCain running mate, especially after his endorsement helped McCain win Florida and seal the nomination. Now Crist's been reduced to trailing Marco Rubio in the senat ... More >>

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    February 10, 2010

    Sarah Palin Likely Wouldn't Win Florida Primary, Says Poll Guru

    ​Maybe it was coincidental, but Barack Obama pulled ahead in Florida in the 2008 election shortly after John McCain introduced Sarah Palin as his running mate. Does the Sunshine Sstate not like America's most prominent hockey mom?Nate Silver, the respected poll guru of FiveThirtyEight.com ... More >>

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    November 24, 2009

    Sarah Palin Only Knows About "Real America," Which Apparently Doesn't Include "Latin America"

    Shocking news from Politico: Sarah Palin was apparently uninformed and failed to come to a simple understanding on issues while running for vice president! In this case it was issues relating to Latin America policy and Hispanics.A top adviser on Hispanic issues to John McCain's presidential campaig ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 11, 2009

    Marco Rubio Would Love Sarah Palin's Endorsement

    ​Marco Rubio says he would love to get Sarah Palin's endorsement in his race against Charlie Crist for the Senate. From CBS News: Asked if he would welcome the support of former GOP vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor Sarah Palin, Rubio offers an unqualified yes, ad ... More >>

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    July 17, 2009

    Genius DSCC Points Out Neither Sarah Palin Nor Charlie Crist Will Seek Second Terms

    Sorry Democratic Senatorial Campaign Comittee, but your latest little video project kind of  fails. The plan is to attack two Republican candidates for Senate, our own Charlie Crist and New Hampshire Attorney General Kelly Ayotte (who?), by comparing them to Sarah Palin. Reason: They're all ... More >>

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    June 3, 2009

    Jeb Bush Nets a Whopping Six Percent in Republican Presidential Poll

    via Spalding GOP StoreJeb Bush is only 56. That's down right youthful in Republican politician terms. So much life ahead of him, that one. But what will he fill it with? That seems to be the question. He declined to run for Senate. A third-term as governor is nothing more than a fairy tale. Wha ... More >>

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    January 16, 2009

    Rick Sanchez Compares Joe the Plumber to Castro

    The McCain campaign gave us two gifts that keep on giving (and I mean that in the same way I would if I were talking about herpes): Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber. For whatever reason, these two won't go away. Sure, Sarah Palin is a governor, but Joe the Plumber is... What in hell is he again?Well, ... More >>

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    December 30, 2008

    News Roundup

    Sarah Palin's is a grandmother to a child named Tripp. [WaPo]Miami Beach has the highest income disparity in the United States. [Herald]At least somebody is driving American cars. Miami Police have two new unmarked Dodge Chargers that will be used to help ticket you for speeding more often. [CBS4] ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 24, 2008

    Conservatives Want To Give Sarah Palin All Our Precious Sunshine

    Oh for the love of a secular female iteration of an Earth power God, it is Christmas Eve. Can we please keep the partisan bickering to arguing with your Republican uncle after copious amounts of egg nog? No, sir. The conservative blogosphere is nonstop. While this particular strained ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 19, 2008

    Worst Lyrics of 2008

    And now it's time for the "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" memorial Worst Lyrics of 2008, March Madness-style tournament, this year a terrifying mélange of appalling oral-sex requests, bargain-bin philosophies, grammatical atrocities, and cringe-inducing pillow talk. To elevate the drama, I p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 17, 2008

    Your Completely Shameless Celebrity Gossip Update

    All of Riptide's usual channels of gathering topics for posts are clogged -- absolutely clogged -- by celebrity gossip coming out of the big Fontainbleau shindig and Vicky's Secret show this past weekend. So lest we be tempted to devote whole posts to each of these subjects, let's just get it over w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 13, 2008

    Forgetting Sarah Palin

    The mainstream media is starting to go through Dubya-induced withdrawal. How else can anyone explain why Sarah Palin, the VP candidate on the losing team, is still making headline news? Let's face it the hokey ex-Guv from Texas provided us with endless fodder these past eight years that we're scramb ... More >>

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    November 12, 2008

    Sarah Palin Superstar

    Celebs like to get away to Miami because the swarm of paparazzi is a little less thick here than it is in LA. That general rule has its exceptions, and Sarah Palin is one of them. Palin arrived in town today, and is expected to address the Republican Governer's confab tomorrow. She got off the ele ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 7, 2008

    News Roundup

    Unemployment is the highest it's been in 14 years. [CBS4] Oh, hells no! They want to raise the Alligator Alley toll to $3.75, and then at a rate of 3% or inline with inflation every year. [Herald] It's been two years since the murder of UM football player Bryan Pata, and very little progress has bee ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 6, 2008

    Pitbull Knows Money is Still a Major Issue

    Let us get ready to make a joke like this for hopefully the last time in a long time: What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Pitbull? Lipstick ...and an ability to talk about the economy that may actually resonate with some Americans. In a recent interview with StreetCred.com the Miami rapp ... More >>

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    October 27, 2008
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    October 23, 2008
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    October 23, 2008

    Somewhere over the Causeway

    Ruby-red slippers will click at the Arsht.

  • Culture

    October 23, 2008

    Sarah Palin Parody Hits Miami Beach

    The Alaska Maverick is a comedian's wet dream.

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    October 22, 2008

    News Roundup

    The Herald just straight up said the long early voting lines are State Republican's fault. [Herald] Gawker says "nutty conservative weather-obsessed Miami queen blogger" Matt Drudge is soooooo over. Gawker itself has been called sooooo over a million times before. That is just something powerful blo ... More >>

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    October 20, 2008
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    October 13, 2008

    Hockey Fans Hate The Hockey Mom

    Sarah Palin has been riding that 'hockey mom" label from day one, what with her Joe Sixpack friends and dontchya know Middle Class America Values, gosh darnit. But confronted with an arena packed full of actual hockey fans this weekend in Philadelphia, Palin wasn't exactly welcomed as one of their ... More >>

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    October 9, 2008

    News Roundup

    Panel finds the hiring of Carvahlo unethical. [Herald] Flood Advisory until 11:15am. [CBS4] The congressional candidates all got together for a forum at the former Parrot Jungle. Lots of squawking to be heard. [Herald] Joe Biden had an event in Estero yesterday and amazingly didn't incite anyone in ... More >>

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    October 7, 2008
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    October 6, 2008
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    October 3, 2008

    "You turned down Creed for this shit?": Debate Watch from a dive bar.

    As this election reaches an oversaturated frenzy, it sometimes seems like everybody in the country reads Wonkette or the Drudge Report and listens to NPR. But step out of the cubicle, and away from that SoBe debate watch party, and you'll realize that's not true. So while I had plans to watch Biden ... More >>

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    October 2, 2008
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    October 2, 2008
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    October 2, 2008

    Debate Watch: Obama's Party @ Tap Tap

    South Beach's favorite Haitian restaurant One thing is certain after Sarah Palin's St. Louis showdown with Joe Biden, or at least after watching the debate with 30 to 40 Democrats packed into a stuffy room above Tap Tap: Liberals may have finally found the accent and vernacular they hate even more ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 2, 2008

    Whatever. I Read What I Want!

    Exercise your rights during Banned Books Week.

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    October 1, 2008
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    September 19, 2008

    Screw the Corkscrew

    Baby, we're through. Yeah, so, there's Wall Street. There's Sarah Palin. Hurricane Ike. The potential collapse of WaMu, the bank that controls my entire, very meager life savings. But then there are those little things that just make my wretched human existence feel soooooo worthwhile. I'm talking ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 18, 2008

    News Roundup

    Linday Lohan, barack obama, mario diaz-balart

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    September 18, 2008

    Miami Wig Website Is The Luckiest Lil' Media Whore This Week

    via US News "Flip your bangs as easily as Sarah Palin flips her position on the Bridge to Nowhere” Hot Pants Cosmetics isn't the only Miami-based beauty company trying to capitalize on Palinpalooza. WigSalon.com released a little press release touting some totally authentic, and not made up at all ... More >>

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    September 17, 2008
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    September 15, 2008
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    September 8, 2008
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    September 8, 2008
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    September 3, 2008

    Sarah Palin, Abstinence Only, and Planned Parenthood

    Planned Parenthood is holding a panel discussion September 16th at FIU called "Sex, Lies, and Stereotypes: The Harm of Abstinence Only Policies at Home and Abroad." Gee, I wonder what name will constantly be brought up again at again at that. Hmmmm... They didn't slap this discussion together over ... More >>

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