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    April 18, 2012

    Dick Clark, American Bandstand Host, Dead at 82 From Heart Attack

    New Year's Eve will be a little less rockin' without the smiling face of "America's oldest teenager," Dick Clark. The beloved media mogul passed away today after suffering a heart attack at the age of 82, leaving behind a television legacy that will be hard to top. Way before Ryan Seacrest, Clark ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2012

    Kanye West's Inevitable Kardashians Cameo and Five Other Predictions for His Downward Spiral

    How adorable are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, y'all? They're like the cutest rebound couple ever! But don't remind Kim's stepfather, former Olympian-turned-cosmetic-surgery-disaster Bruce Jenner, that they're dating. TMZ reports that Jenner was at a speaking engagement at Northeastern University ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2012

    Pitbull v. Lindsay Lohan Lawsuit, Ryan Seacrest to the Rescue

    ​Inside a New York state civil courtroom, a musical tale of "irreparable harm" continues to unfold as Lindsay Lohan refuses to drop a seemingly bogus lawsuit against Pitbull, Nee-Yo, and Afrojack, the result of her "Give Me Everything" overreaction. In LiLo's eyes, "Hustlers move aside, so I'm t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2011

    A New Year's Eve TV Guide for Proud Homebodies and Couch Potatoes

    ​VIP this, general admission that ... New Year's Eve is totally overrated. Why deal with hoards of drunk buffoons sporting ridiculously goofy 2012 sunglasses, overpriced prix-fixe menu options, and endless DUI checkpoints when you can slip into your Forever Lazy and ring in the New Year from y ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 2, 2011

    Happy Belated B-Day, Gloria Estefan! Crossfade Writes a Love Note to Our Favorite Cubanita

    We love you, Gloria.​Dear Gloria, Mama, que pena. We forgot your birthday, and that's unforgivable. And can you believe we even set a reminder on our iPhone? Anyhow, we were shocked to learn you turned 54 yesterday. You still look like that sexy Cubanita from the "Dr. Beat" video. In fact, we th ... More >>

  • Calendar

    June 2, 2011

    All Hail McHale

    We love you, Gloria.​Dear Gloria, Mama, que pena. We forgot your birthday, and that's unforgivable. And can you believe we even set a reminder on our iPhone? Anyhow, we were shocked to learn you turned 54 yesterday. You still look like that sexy Cubanita from the "Dr. Beat" video. In fact, we th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2011

    Iggy Pop on American Idol: Was It a Sign of the Apocalypse?

    ​What? Are you serious? Iggy Pop on American Fucking Idol? I thought the apocalypse wasn't scheduled to swallow us all till 2012. Yet according to Crossfade's own personal bible, the end of the world would be heralded by five terrifying occurrences: (1) Steven Tyler would fall off a stage in Sturg ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2010

    Top Ten Dumb-Ass New Year's Traditions

    Yes, Dick Clark is a dumb-ass new year tradition.​Stupid traditions ... Like assholes and opinions, everyone has one. You've groaned when your mom forced you to follow hers. Or you've nervously complied when trapped at some boring New Year's Eve party with your brand-new girlfriend and her extend ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 2, 2010

    Lady Gaga Chooses Scissor Sisters as Opening Act for 2011's "Monster Ball" Tour

    via their MySpace pageThe Scissor Sisters​In so far down the line, you probably won't remember news: Lady Gaga has chosen who will be her opening act for her 2011 Monster Ball tour, and more importantly, her South Florida shows on April 12 and 13. Equally dance-worthy, but not enough to upstage Ga ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 1, 2009

    Ryan Seacrest Wants You to Beg for Money

    ​Want to send your kids to college? Remodel your home as a shrine to Michael Jackson? Fund the first all-hamster space trip to the moon? Whatever your dream, Ryan Seacrest wants to pay for it. Maybe. If you beg for it. Executive producer Seacrest, whose previous producing credits include Keep ... More >>

  • Calendar

    February 19, 2009

    You Can Be Good as Gold

    But you’ll never be Oscar.

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2009

    Saturday Night: Joel McHale at South Beach Comedy Festival

    Joel McHale loves pussy. And not just the kind that sits in front of a plate of sauce-free spaghetti, but also the kind that belongs to his wife. That way, when it gets stung by a bee in the park while she's pregnant, he can totally use the story as material for his stand-up.Just like he did last Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2008

    Miami Spice Review: Table 8

    Joel McHale loves pussy. And not just the kind that sits in front of a plate of sauce-free spaghetti, but also the kind that belongs to his wife. That way, when it gets stung by a bee in the park while she's pregnant, he can totally use the story as material for his stand-up.Just like he did last Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 5, 2008

    Last Night: Kathy Griffin at Seminole Hard Rock

    Joel McHale loves pussy. And not just the kind that sits in front of a plate of sauce-free spaghetti, but also the kind that belongs to his wife. That way, when it gets stung by a bee in the park while she's pregnant, he can totally use the story as material for his stand-up.Just like he did last Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 15, 2008

    See Ya, Syesha

    Joel McHale loves pussy. And not just the kind that sits in front of a plate of sauce-free spaghetti, but also the kind that belongs to his wife. That way, when it gets stung by a bee in the park while she's pregnant, he can totally use the story as material for his stand-up.Just like he did last Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2007

    Kathy Griffin is Going to Hell and Doesn't Care

    Joel McHale loves pussy. And not just the kind that sits in front of a plate of sauce-free spaghetti, but also the kind that belongs to his wife. That way, when it gets stung by a bee in the park while she's pregnant, he can totally use the story as material for his stand-up.Just like he did last Sa ... More >>

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