Joel McHale loves pussy. And
not just the kind that sits in front of a plate of sauce-free
spaghetti, but also the kind that belongs to his wife. That way, when
it gets stung by a bee in the park while she's pregnant, he can totally
use the story as material for his stand-up.Just like he did
last Saturday night at the South Beach Comedy Festival during a
performance in which he admitted to adoring many, many more things.
Like giving trashy reality shows new names such as "Huge Hefner's Merry
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​Want to send your kids to college? Remodel your home as a shrine to Michael Jackson? Fund the first all-hamster space trip to the moon? Whatever your dream, Ryan Seacrest wants to pay for it. Maybe. If you beg for it. Executive producer Seacrest, whose previous producing credits include Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Bromance, is teaming up with a "major cable network" for a new show called Chance.Contestants with a dream plead their case to a panel of judges, and they decide if the
