Ryan Gosling

The Lucky One: No Chemistry in the Notebook-Lite

Marlins Stadium Morass: We Race From Downtown by Bike, Kayak, and Rickshaw

Five Other Famous Body Parts That Deserve Twitter Accounts

​The 2012 Academy Awards are old news, but they have left us with at least one lasting legacy: @angiesrightleg.The Twitter account written from the point of view of Angelina Jolie's leg, which her dress scandalously exposed during the red carpet and ceremony, boasts over 26,500 followers this morn ... More >>

Nine Un-Sexy "Hey Girl" Ryan Gosling Memes

​Women need very little to survive: food, water, and high-speed Internet access so they can peruse the gazillion images of Ryan Gosling that float around like meteoroids of pure hot in cyberspace. The ladies have been obsessed with Gosling ever since the release of The Notebook. Hell, those "Photo ... More >>

Castro Death Meter: Fidel More Dead Than Kim Jong Il's Dead Body, Say Medical Experts

​Pobre Fidelito. Being a dying dictator was his idea. But now Hugo Chavez has fat cancer, and Kim Jong Il went to ride his giant rabbits in the sky. Nobody's paying attention to the totally dead antics of Fidel Castro. He's like the fourth-grade girl who wore Silly Bandz before it was kewl. ... More >>

Five annoying things Miamians do

​Pobre Fidelito. Being a dying dictator was his idea. But now Hugo Chavez has fat cancer, and Kim Jong Il went to ride his giant rabbits in the sky. Nobody's paying attention to the totally dead antics of Fidel Castro. He's like the fourth-grade girl who wore Silly Bandz before it was kewl. ... More >>

Ten Really Annoying Things Miamians Need to Stop Doing Now

Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

In The Ides of March, Clooney's political thriller, intrigue drowns out argument

Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

Drive: Ryan Gosling at the wheel in this glossy, retro heist-gone-bad bloodbath

Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

Crazy, Stupid, Love isn't crazy enough

Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

Some Kind of Blue

Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

New in film: Blue Valentine and Rabbit Hole

Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

Rich hippie criminals in All Good Things

Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

All Families Are Psychotic

Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

Robert Pattinson Calls Courtney Love a "Dick" Over Kurt Cobain Biopic Gossip

We have to admit, we kind of see a slight resemblance here.​Yes, we mean that Robert Pattinson, a.k.a. R. Pattz, a.k.a. Edward Cullen. We're not exactly sure what would happen if Twi-hards and Nirvana grungers were to battle it out, but now thanks to Pattinson, we know that vampires pack a mean bi ... More >>

Better Than Band Camp

We have to admit, we kind of see a slight resemblance here.​Yes, we mean that Robert Pattinson, a.k.a. R. Pattz, a.k.a. Edward Cullen. We're not exactly sure what would happen if Twi-hards and Nirvana grungers were to battle it out, but now thanks to Pattinson, we know that vampires pack a mean bi ... More >>

Not Taylor-Made

Owen Wilson is a bad fit for an ass-kicking bodyguard.

Full Nelson

With grip and hold, Ryan Gosling does it again in this smart legal thriller

Little Misses

Introducing the best movies of 2005 you probably didn't see

Hard-Knocked Life

A Slipping-Down Life takes a beating in the transition from book to film

Prey to Pretense

Youth violence drama overextends itself in lunge toward art