Rush Limbaugh

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    July 17, 2013

    Rush Limbaugh Claims He Can Say "N*gga" Now Because Rachel Jeantel Says It's OK

    Rachel Jeantel, the Miami Gardens 19-year-old thrust into the spotlight because of her testimony during the George Zimmerman trial, has been making the media rounds this week, and while on CNN's Pierce Morgan said that she doesn't believe the word "n*gga" is a racial term, no matter who says it. R ... More >>

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    April 25, 2013
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    December 21, 2012

    Florida Gun Sales Roaring at a Record Pace After Sandy Hook Massacre

    After the incomprehensible tragedy in Connecticut last Friday, most Floridians reacted like the rest of the nation: by crying, hugging their kids, and having an honest conversation about mental illness and gun control. Tens of thousands of Sunshine State residents, however, also took the massacre as ... More >>

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    December 13, 2012
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    October 11, 2012
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    August 9, 2012
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    June 27, 2012

    Rush Limbaugh Is Pissed Obama Referred to Miami "Heats"

    "It would be incomplete if I did not congratulate the City of Miami for having the world champion Miami Heats here in town," President Obama said last night at his event with Marc Anthony at the Fillmore Miami Beach.Yes, Miami "Heats."Rush Limbaugh, obviously, is really, really pissed abou ... More >>

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    May 24, 2012
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    May 22, 2012

    Barack Obama, NAACP and Jay-Z Prove Blacks Are Not Homophobes

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why blacks are cool with gay people tying the knot.When he announced that he backs gay marriage, President Barack O ... More >>

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    March 29, 2012
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    December 29, 2011
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    November 24, 2011
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    September 6, 2011

    KC of the Sunshine Band: I Don't Look Like Rush Limbaugh at a Bar Mitzvah!

    "I'm not Rush Limbaugh!"​Between 1974 and '78, America's youth got hooked on a truly putrid form of faddish dance music called disco. The shirts were sickeningly shiny. The pants were excruciatingly tight. And Miami's own KC (born Harry Wayne Casey), along with his Sunshine Band, provided the s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2011

    Rush Limbaugh Announces "Two If By Tea" Iced Tea

    The dittos are coming...the dittos are coming...​Radio Talker and blowhard Rush Limbaugh just announced his brand new line of Paul Revere-inspired iced teas, "Two If By Tea." It's available in four varieties - regular, diet, raspberry, and diet raspberry. All of them feature all natural ingr ... More >>

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    May 18, 2011

    LeBron James is the 10th Most Powerful Celebrity in the World According to Forbes

    ​Forbes has tallied up the world's most powerful celebrities, and the Miami Heat's own LeBron James comes in at number three. Though he's not that most powerful athlete (Tiger Woods somehow still takes that one), he is the most powerful celebrity athlete from a team sport. Besides Woods, only A-li ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2011

    Rush Limbaugh to Michelle Obama: You're No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model

    ​Chubby radio ranter Rush Limbaugh called out First Lady Michelle Obama for eating ribs with her daughters while on a ski break in Vail, Colorado. Rush said that while the nation's number one mom wants everyone to "basically eat cardboard and tofu. No calories, no fat, no nothing -- gotta sto ... More >>

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    January 27, 2011
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    October 14, 2010

    Poll: Rush Limbaugh Will Not Be Our Next Senator

    ​Despite much evidence in the 2010 election cycle to the contrary, Florida voters have not completely lost their damn minds. A new poll from Public Policy Polling shows that Rush Limbaugh does not have a chance of knocking off incumbent democratic senator Bill Nelson when he's up for reelection in ... More >>

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    September 28, 2010

    Eight Top Caffeine-Infused Snacks

    Do you need that little extra "pick me up" once the afternoon comes around? Instead of grabbing for your third cup of coffee, there are snacks infused with caffeine to give you that much needed boost. A Snack in the Face​A Snack in the Face: A brownie with a kick.That sugar high is only the start. ... More >>

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    September 7, 2010

    Lil Wayne's Lyric Book and Five Other Things to Burn With the Koran

    MyFoxOrlando.comWhy are we not surprised that Terry Jones is a 'Braveheart' fan?​Gainesville pastor Terry Jones has set off a firestorm by planning "International Burn a Koran Day" for September 11 to protest the "religion of the Devil." As Jones posits on YouTube: "I mean, ask yourself: Have you ... More >>

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    June 7, 2010

    Elton John Performs for Rush Limbaugh... Wedding!

    via dno1967 on Flikr Fourth time a charm?​The same guy who said that half of all parents would abort their unborn children if they knew they'd be gay, had none other than Elton John--who's been gay since he was a zygote--perform at his 4th wedding at the Breakers in Palm Beach over the week ... More >>

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    January 15, 2010

    Soulless Morons of the Week: Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson

    ​If Riptide had been handing out trophies for 30 years of moronic behavior, Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson would have each filled three-car garages with our awards by now. Robertson is a TV beggar who looks like every Botox-addled evil old white man you ever met, and even though his dumb pro ... More >>

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    January 4, 2010

    Move Over, Limbaugh and Drudge, There's a New Head Wingnut

    via True/Slant​Whether you like it or not, South Florida is home base for two of America's most influential conservatives. You've got the reclusive Matt Drudge, who takes time out of listening to Junior Vasquez records somewhere in Miami Beach to update the DrudgeReport, and you've got Rush Limbau ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2009

    Jennifer Lopez, Most Evil NFL Owner Ever, Caught with Amateur Porn Star at LIV

    via Kim Kardashian​As Congressman Steve King reminded us yesterday, Jennifer Lopez is a horrible, horrible human being who has amongst other crimes against humanity, promoted "the sexual abuse of women, ...the n-word, verbal pornography, [and] recreational drug use." King was absolutely irate that ... More >>

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    October 29, 2009

    Congressman Steve King Complains About Fergie and J. Lo Owning the Dolphins

    There's two wars going on, Iran's got nukes, the economy is still in the dumps, and so much more, but what has Republican Iowa Congressman Steve King (and possible future Presidential candidate) upset? The fact that Jennifer Lopez and Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson can own an NFL team while Rush Limbaugh ... More >>

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    September 16, 2009

    Drudge and Limbaugh's Double Team Race Baiting

    Yesterday, from his Miami techno-hermit compound, Matt Drudge decided to run with "White Student Beaten on School Bus; Crowd Cheers," as the top story on his website in all its race-baiting glory. The story about two high school students who happened to be black beating up another student who h ... More >>

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    August 14, 2009

    Weekly Wrap Up - The Friday Relativity Theory

    Jacob Katel​Two days from now yesterday will be tomorrow. Think about it. Time is just a matter of perspective. Here's what you might have missed this week.Lobsternomics 101 explores the bottom line on bottom dwellers in Miami, Cuba, and the world.What's Rush Limbaugh's diet got to do with Bill Cl ... More >>

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    August 11, 2009

    Rush Limbaugh Diet New Pictures!

    Rush Limbaugh's diet inspiration may have come from running after Bill Clinton​The Rush Limbaugh Diet is sweeping America by storm, and we have the pictures to show how and why it might work. See, Rush would have you believe it's all about following a strict eating regimen, but the following pictu ... More >>

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    July 6, 2009

    Rush Limbaugh is Apparently the New Lead Singer of KC and the Sunshine Band

    Rush- er, KC- valiantly burps down a heart attack during his July 4 concert at Landshark Stadium Since 2007, the Marlins have held their "Super Saturday" free concerts after Saturday night home games in a ploy to get people to attend games even if not for the baseball. The concerts sometimes s ... More >>

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    June 22, 2009

    Victoria Jackson Does Not Care for Year One and Its Sheep Raping Jokes

    We haven't checked in with Miami's own SNL alum Victoria Jackson since she compared Barack Obama to the Antichrist and then endorsed Rush Limbaugh for president. Apparently now she is walking out of all of these Jew-produced movies in tears. This weekend she took to Big Hollywood, a place for cons ... More >>

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    June 5, 2009

    Weekly Wrap Up - The Friday Limbaugh

    Jacob Katel What you know bout the Rush Limbaugh Diet Some people just don't know when to shut up. They talk when they're getting paid to, they talk when they're not, they talk in the car, to their dog, on their phones, at the bank, during movies, over the airport lady when you're trying to c ... More >>

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    June 4, 2009
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    June 4, 2009
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    June 2, 2009

    The Rush Limbaugh Diet, Before and After Pictures

    Since when did Palm Beach County radio host Rush Limbaugh become a diet icon? Apparently, since yesterday. I like to think of the guy as a hard-drinking, meat-eating, pilled-out fat dude who smokes a lot. Yesterday, Google reported "Rush Limbaugh Diet" as one of the top 100 searches during the hour ... More >>

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    May 6, 2009

    Republicans Aren't Here to Make Friends

    The Republican Party is doing such a good job painting itself as a party slowly collapsing in on itself that Democrats really don't have to do anything but highlight that fact once in a while. The Republicans are clearly not here to make friends like so many reality show contestants before them, ... More >>

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    March 18, 2009

    New Poll: 9% of Southerners Find Bernie Madoff Favorable

    This week poll magicians were out in full force collectively interrupting Americans' family dinners with long surveys. Both CBS and the Daily Kos have interesting polls out where we learn surprising things (Hillary Clinton has better approval ratings than Michelle Obama) and not so surprising things ... More >>

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    March 16, 2009

    Victoria Jackson Endorses Rush Limbaugh For President

    How insane was Dirty Dozen alum Victoria Jackson's appearance on Sean Hannity's Fox News show last week? Well it starts out with Jackson proclaiming, "I'm so happy to be on, I'm your biggest fan. Fox news! Yay! The Only One with the truth! Yay!"Another panelist asks her, "Where are you from?" He's h ... More >>

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    March 5, 2009

    A-Rod and Limbaugh Are Apparently Exactly the Same

    Rush Limbaugh and Alex Rodriguez both have their past drug struggles with pain killers and steroids respectively, they also both have multi-million dollar pads in South Florida. That is where the comparisons end to the untrained eye. But Robert Zimmerman, a volunteer for the DNC and a PR czar, says ... More >>

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    February 26, 2009

    News Roundup

    LocalGetting laid off individually is so trite. The new trend is to be part of a mass layoff. Unfortunately, all of your friends are doing it. [Herald]We're number one! This time in highest health-care costs in the nation. [Herald]Miami Commissioner Marc Sarnoff will bring up a resolution at today's ... More >>

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    January 29, 2009

    Unearthed Cookbook Proves Rush Limbaugh Was Tortured as a Child

    Hopeless jackass and Palm Beach county resident Rush Limbaugh has a particularly ridiculous sound byte traveling around the internet lately in which he's basically quoted as saying he doesn't want the Obama doctrine to succeed. The quote came from an interview Limbaugh did with Sean Hannity, in whic ... More >>

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    December 9, 2008

    What if Rush Limbaugh Bought The Miami Herald?

    The wingnuts at the Free Republic were prematurely dancing on the grave of The Miami Herald yesterday. There's some predictable, irrational bitching about bias in the mainstream media, and then they settle on the idea that, ha ha, Rush Limbaugh should buy The Herald. Which is exactly what you would ... More >>

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    December 9, 2008

    Rush Limbaugh Finds Some Lady to Traditionally Marry Him

    While Rush Limbaugh is not busy fueling our wild, imaginary theories that he should buy The Herald  (just for laffs) or, slightly more plausible, the Dolphins, he has been dating this 32-year-old lady named Katie Rogers. According to Gawker, Limbaugh has proposed, maybe. So romantic. Rush is 57, an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 24, 2008

    Weekend Football: Milquetoast

    We're all used to the idea that none of our football teams is going to have a great season. Not bad either. Just painfully, boringly average. Buffalo Bills @ Miami Dolphins, Sunday 1 p.m. on CBS4 It's the future team of Rush Limbaugh versus the former team of OJ Simpson . The Bills have a strong ... More >>

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    October 23, 2008

    Nightmare: Rush Limbaugh Hints He Might Buy the Dolphins

    Remember when Marge Schott owned the Cincinnati Reds? The woman caused one PR and PC nightmare after another with comments sympathizing with Adolf Hitler and unapologetically using slurs to describe African-Americans, homosexuals, Jews, and Japanese. There couldn't possibly be another owner in sport ... More >>

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  • News

    December 25, 2003

    Mutating Airwaves

    Had enough of Rush? Stay tuned for Al Franken & Co.

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    June 28, 2001

    The Drudge Retort

    Democrats hate him. Journalists scorn him. Most Americans ignore him. Which is fine with Matt Drudge. He's taking it to the bank.

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    March 25, 1999
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    January 16, 1997

    No, You Listen to ME!

    Wanna get in touch with South Florida's rage? Read through the complaint letters to local radio stations.

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    February 2, 1995
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