Subject: Rush Limbaugh

• The Rush Limbaugh Diet, Before and After Pictures

  Since when did Palm Beach County radio host Rush Limbaugh become a diet icon? Apparently, since yesterday. I like to think of the guy as a hard-drinking, meat-eating, pilled-out fat dude who smokes a lot. Yesterday, Google reported "Rush Limbaugh Diet" as one of the top 100 searches during the hour that I checked. Well, June 1, Rush reported a net loss of 58 pounds over his radio show thanks to his top secret diet. He refers to a jigsaw like 1,500-calorie menu including frittatas and portioned m

  June 2, 2009

• Nightmare: Rush Limbaugh Hints He Might Buy the Dolphins

  October 23, 2008

• Father Alberto Cutie Isn't the First to Change Religions

  June 4, 2009

• Don't Even Try to Syke Her Out

  June 4, 2009

• What if Rush Limbaugh Bought The Miami Herald?

  The wingnuts at the Free Republic were prematurely dancing on the grave of The Miami Herald yesterday. There's some predictable, irrational bitching about bias in the mainstream media, and then they settle on the idea that, ha ha, Rush Limbaugh should buy The Herald. Which is exactly what you would want to see happen if you were truly concerned about bias. Now, like everything posted in the comments on this site, it is absolutely, 100% not based on any sort of rational fact, but let's just imagi

  December 9, 2008

• Rush Limbaugh Finds Some Lady to Traditionally Marry Him

  While Rush Limbaugh is not busy fueling our wild, imaginary theories that he should buy The Herald  (just for laffs) or, slightly more plausible, the Dolphins, he has been dating this 32-year-old lady named Katie Rogers. According to Gawker, Limbaugh has proposed, maybe. So romantic. Rush is 57, and this would be his fourth marriage. The latest ended just four years ago. Congratulations, Rush, on respecting the sanctity of marriage. Okay, okay, that joke is getting old, but this is the most app

  December 9, 2008

• Obama to Be Honored in Opa-locka Alongside Other Fake Arabs

  It is probably for the best that respected newspapers such as USA Today (at this point respected not because of journalistic integrity but because it's not on the total brink of bankruptcy and collapse) don't yet allow their journalists to inject snark into stories, but sometimes you can tell they want to so, so much. So here is the joke that Clay Carey so wanted to make with his story "Obama to Join Literary Characters in Florida":See, Obama is being honored with a street named after him in

  January 5, 2009

• Unearthed Cookbook Proves Rush Limbaugh Was Tortured as a Child

  Hopeless jackass and Palm Beach county resident Rush Limbaugh has a particularly ridiculous sound byte traveling around the internet lately in which he's basically quoted as saying he doesn't want the Obama doctrine to succeed. The quote came from an interview Limbaugh did with Sean Hannity, in which Hannity asks the big guy, directly, if he wants Obama to be a successful president. Granted, when the clip was shown on the Daily Show, Limbaugh's answer was presented out of context, making it loo

  January 29, 2009

• Dave's World

  December 1, 1993

• News Roundup

  LocalGetting laid off individually is so trite. The new trend is to be part of a mass layoff. Unfortunately, all of your friends are doing it. [Herald]We're number one! This time in highest health-care costs in the nation. [Herald]Miami Commissioner Marc Sarnoff will bring up a resolution at today's council meeting that would prohibit the city from dealing with businesses that hire foreign workers with H2B visas. Gee, with thousands of people lining up for fire-rescue jobs, there seems to be eno

  February 26, 2009

• Charlie Crist on CPAC's Straw Poll Ballot, Will Probably Lose Horribly

  via For Your PartyCrazy Straws, get it? The Conservative Political Action Conference is taking place in Washington, DC this week and has already been dubbed the "the comedy festival of the year!" Noted public intellectuals (and more than a few 2012 hopefuls) like Ron Paul, Michelle Bachman, Newt Gingrich, and the Anti-Crist himself, Bobby Jindal will or have addressed the conference, but the keynote speaker is sad radio clown Rush Limbaugh. Charlie Crist wisely decided to steer clear of the affa

  February 27, 2009

• Swelter 43

  February 9, 1994

• Swelter

  March 30, 1994

• Fighting Cocks

  May 11, 1994

• Swelter

  May 18, 1994

• A-Rod and Limbaugh Are Apparently Exactly the Same

  by Rex Lameray via Belltown Messenger's FlickrRush Limbaugh and Alex Rodriguez both have their past drug struggles with pain killers and steroids respectively, they also both have multi-million dollar pads in South Florida. That is where the comparisons end to the untrained eye. But Robert Zimmerman, a volunteer for the DNC and a PR czar, says that they're pretty much one in the same. On Anderson Cooper's CNN blog Zimmerman unleashes a screed on Republican hypocrisy before concluding with this:

  March 5, 2009

• A Few Bones to Pick

  June 8, 1994

• Greer Calls for "Unwavering Loyalty and Support" To Michael Steele

  You know what Howard Dean did in his first few months as chair of the DNC? He raised $86.3 million and started working on his 50-state strategy. You know what Michael Steele has done so far as RNC chair? Turned himself into a political sideshow with his dumb feuds with Rush Limbaugh, promised "off the hook" hip hop ad campaigns, and a seemingly never ending stream of interviews in which he has little to say. The totally biased socialist mainstream media is of course having a field day with it, a

  March 13, 2009

• Disconnecting the Party Line

  July 26, 1994

• Victoria Jackson Endorses Rush Limbaugh For President

  How insane was Dirty Dozen alum Victoria Jackson's appearance on Sean Hannity's Fox News show last week? Well it starts out with Jackson proclaiming, "I'm so happy to be on, I'm your biggest fan. Fox news! Yay! The Only One with the truth! Yay!"Another panelist asks her, "Where are you from?" He's half expecting "Mars," yet, sigh, she responds, "Miami, Fl." Then she says she'd like to see Rush Limbaugh be President. It's almost painful to watch.   

  March 16, 2009

• New Poll: 9% of Southerners Find Bernie Madoff Favorable

  This week poll magicians were out in full force collectively interrupting Americans' family dinners with long surveys. Both CBS and the Daily Kos have interesting polls out where we learn surprising things (Hillary Clinton has better approval ratings than Michelle Obama) and not so surprising things (Southerners love everything I hate, and hate everything I love). The Daily Kos poll statistically proves that Southerners have the worst taste in people. Southerners hate Oprah more t

  March 18, 2009

• Weekly Wrap Up - The Friday Limbaugh

  Jacob Katel What you know bout the Rush Limbaugh Diet Some people just don't know when to shut up. They talk when they're getting paid to, they talk when they're not, they talk in the car, to their dog, on their phones, at the bank, during movies, over the airport lady when you're trying to catch a flight. They talk in their sleep, to themselves, on the bus, on the streets, over bullhorns, megaphones, and microphones. They talk so much, you don't care what they say. Good thing Short Order

  June 5, 2009

• BEST GUN SHOP

  May 13, 2004

• Gosh Darn It, People Like Him

  January 18, 2007

• Five Book Fair Highlights

  November 10, 2005

• None Like It Lame

  April 15, 2004

• Food and Fundraising

  March 11, 2004

• Mutating Airwaves

  December 25, 2003

• The Drudge Retort

  June 28, 2001

• DeFede

  February 3, 2000

• Letters

  March 25, 1999

• Clean Cuisine, Messy Service

  January 21, 1999

• Family Planning

  July 9, 1998

• Reverb

  March 6, 1997

• No, You Listen to ME!

  January 16, 1997

• Calendar for the week

  November 14, 1996

• Letters

  May 16, 1996

• Swelter 42

  February 2, 1995

• Republicans Aren't Here to Make Friends

  The Republican Party is doing such a good job painting itself as a party slowly collapsing in on itself that Democrats really don't have to do anything but highlight that fact once in a while. The Republicans are clearly not here to make friends like so many reality show contestants before them, as evidenced by their ever-shrinking share of the electorate.  "Hey, should we produce a smart little ad highlighting the faults of conservative ideology?" "Um, why don't we just take that Olympia

  May 6, 2009

• Arianna Huffington Not So Fond of Rick Sanchez, but Rednecks Love Him

  The Miami New Times has a long history of disdain for former WSVN-er Rick Sanchez, but damn it if we're not warming up just a tiny bit to the overly enthusiastic, Twitter obsessed CNN anchor. Now, we don't love him nearly as much as the Red State Update guys in the video above. In fact, we'll probably never love him nearly as much as we now love these Red State Update guys and their Rush Limbaugh jokes. (New favorite web video series, you guys.) You know who doesn't like Sanchez much though a

  May 22, 2009

• Buckley: Joe Scarborough Has the Best Face in the GOP

  Joe Scarborough, a former Republican congressman and current MSNBC host, laughed away talks he might run for Florida Senate: "I don't really think it would be good to run in 2010 with a party that is actively associating itself with the Taliban." Christopher Buckley, son of conservative icon William F., left the magazine his father founded, National Review, and endorsed Barack Obama. They're not exactly the most popular people in their party, but they sure seem to like each other. At the time

  June 8, 2009

• Victoria Jackson Does Not Care for Year One and Its Sheep Raping Jokes

  We haven't checked in with Miami's own SNL alum Victoria Jackson since she compared Barack Obama to the Antichrist and then endorsed Rush Limbaugh for president. Apparently now she is walking out of all of these Jew-produced movies in tears. This weekend she took to Big Hollywood, a place for conservatives in Hollywood to regularly embarrass themselves, and explained why she walked out of Year One. First she declares that she once went out on a date with Judd Apatow, one of the movie's prod

  June 22, 2009

• Rush Limbaugh is Apparently the New Lead Singer of KC and the Sunshine Band

  Rush- er, KC- valiantly burps down a heart attack during his July 4 concert at Landshark Stadium Since 2007, the Marlins have held their "Super Saturday" free concerts after Saturday night home games in a ploy to get people to attend games even if not for the baseball. The concerts sometimes snare an extra 10,000 fans, and KC and the Sunshine Band were last season's biggest draw, so they brought the corporate-disco outfit back for the July 4th postgame show this year. If you've e

  July 6, 2009

• Rush Limbaugh Diet New Pictures!

  Rush Limbaugh's diet inspiration may have come from running after Bill Clinton​The Rush Limbaugh Diet is sweeping America by storm, and we have the pictures to show how and why it might work. See, Rush would have you believe it's all about following a strict eating regimen, but the following pictures show that diet is nothing without exercise. Watch Rush Limbaugh eat and run his way into skinny jeans. Rush Limbaugh is a Palm Beach County representer, don't let the liberal media conspiracy fool

  August 11, 2009

• Weekly Wrap Up - The Friday Relativity Theory

  Jacob Katel​Two days from now yesterday will be tomorrow. Think about it. Time is just a matter of perspective. Here's what you might have missed this week.Lobsternomics 101 explores the bottom line on bottom dwellers in Miami, Cuba, and the world.What's Rush Limbaugh's diet got to do with Bill Clinton, the old Bush, volleyball practice, and Richard Simmons? Find out for yourself. Timo's Chipotle Margarita drink making recipe.What would you do for a gas station Jamaican Patty?Slave tomatoes an

  August 14, 2009

• Ted Kennedy: A South Florida (Not So) Elegy

  ​Okay, I acknowledge Ted Kennedy did great things in the US Senate. He was a leader and a charmer.Health care would probably be done by now if he hadn't suffered, then died last night, from a brain tumor. But, like everybody else, he showed his dirty side down here in the subtropics. Back in 1991, he accompanied his nephew, serial lady abuser William Kennedy Smith, to Au Bar in Palm Beach. The younger Kennedy, then age 30, picked up 29 year old Patricia Bowman and brought her back to the K

  August 26, 2009

• Drudge and Limbaugh's Double Team Race Baiting

  Yesterday, from his Miami techno-hermit compound, Matt Drudge decided to run with "White Student Beaten on School Bus; Crowd Cheers," as the top story on his website in all its race-baiting glory. The story about two high school students who happened to be black beating up another student who happened to be white on a school bus might have been good enough for Belleville, Illinois local news, but did it really merit top billing on what has come to be, perhaps regrettably, one of the web's m

  September 16, 2009

• Congressman Steve King Complains About Fergie and J. Lo Owning the Dolphins

  There's two wars going on, Iran's got nukes, the economy is still in the dumps, and so much more, but what has Republican Iowa Congressman Steve King (and possible future Presidential candidate) upset? The fact that Jennifer Lopez and Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson can own an NFL team while Rush Limbaugh can't. Yesterday, in a House Judiciary Committee hearing addressed NFL Comissioner Roger Goodell about the "controversy," while other far more serious issues were on the table. 

  October 29, 2009

• Jennifer Lopez, Most Evil NFL Owner Ever, Caught with Amateur Porn Star at LIV

  via Kim Kardashian​As Congressman Steve King reminded us yesterday, Jennifer Lopez is a horrible, horrible human being who has amongst other crimes against humanity, promoted "the sexual abuse of women, ...the n-word, verbal pornography, [and] recreational drug use." King was absolutely irate that that dude she's married to was allowed to own a tiny, tiny portion of the Miami Dolphins while Rush Limbaugh, who is so lovable and friendly he is practically a human teddy bear, was not allowed to b

  October 30, 2009

• Letters from the Issue of November 5, 2009

  November 5, 2009