• Film

    January 17, 2013
  • Blogs

    December 13, 2012

    Justin Bieber, the Murder and Castration Plot: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

    ¬°Ay Cojones! Justin Bieber's balls are safe. Phew. However, Canada's most popular pair of 18-year-old pop nuts came mighty close to soaking in some sick fuck's mason jar full of formaldehyde. Police say that convicted murderer and rapist Dana Martin hired Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2012

    Jacuzzi Boys Headed to Europe for 26-City Tour

    ‚ÄčAdmittedly, we were nervous about Jacuzzi Boys' upcoming European tour. But we quickly changed our tone when Hardly Art assured us it'd be a land-based trek. Phew, what a relief. European tours can be a real bummer. Shitty guides recklessly leading you into dangerously shallow waters, shoddy sa ... More >>

  • Music

    March 18, 2010
  • Blogs

    July 24, 2009

    Pool Party Wut! for Real, PS14 July 31

     Forget about the Aqua Girl thing and that Just Add Water party. Don't think about the Standard and that rad view of the bay they have.This is the real Pool Party.  The last time Pool Party played was at Sweat Records' COLTOBERFEST 305, last October. No one has seen or heard hide nor hair ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2009

    MIFF Merits a Bronze

    The only film that created "around the corner" lines was Jens Hoffmann's 9 to 5: Days in Porn, which had the unfair of advantage of cum-swapping.

  • Blogs

    November 26, 2007

    Video: Otto von Schirach Live at Studio A

    In case you missed Otto von Schirach's awesome performance last week at Studio A, now you can at least check it out in shaky video. (And in case you missed the Miami New Times' recent article on Otto, click here.) The other acts were Juan Montoya of Torche and Chris Maggio of Coliseum in an opening ... More >>

  • Culture

    February 2, 2006

    Royal Paint in the Arse

    Artful scallywag ends up a great Briton

  • Culture

    January 13, 2005

    Politics and Art and Risk

    Mix the first two and you will encounter the third

  • News

    March 13, 2003

    Chasing the Yankee Dollar

    Believe the hype, says Film Fest director Nicole Guillemet. Latin cinema is poised to conquer the U.S. with Miami as its gateway.

  • Music

    May 23, 2002

    Rush the Gates

    Miranda July pries open the profound tyranny of doubt

  • News

    July 24, 1997

    Diplomatic Impunity

    Wouldn't you love to rub shoulders with a man who has been knighted by the Queen of England, honored by the Pope, and appointed our local Liberian ambassador? Of course you would!

  • Film

    November 7, 1996
  • Music

    September 29, 1993

    Baby, I'm Not a Star

    Kenny Millions's perplexing mix of popular melody and avant-garde experimentalism has kept him at the fringes of jazz. And he likes it there.