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Gay Adoption Ban Overturned

It seems that as one battle is lost in the fight for civil rights/the culture war/the "gay and secular fascist" takeover of America, another one is won. Miami-Dade Circuit Court Judge Cindy Lederman ruled earlier this morning there is "no rational basis" for banning homosexuals from adopting ch ... More >>

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It seems that as one battle is lost in the fight for civil rights/the culture war/the "gay and secular fascist" takeover of America, another one is won. Miami-Dade Circuit Court Judge Cindy Lederman ruled earlier this morning there is "no rational basis" for banning homosexuals from adopting ch ... More >>

As Predicted, Crist Loses CPAC Poll Horribly

via sky820's flickrSomething that actually appeared at this Carnival, CPAC, last year. So maybe this took about as much insight as it would to predict that Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't win Ms. America, but it still feel good to be right. Friday we had this to say of Ol' Charles Crist's chances in the CP ... More >>

Yabba Dabba Don't

via sky820's flickrSomething that actually appeared at this Carnival, CPAC, last year. So maybe this took about as much insight as it would to predict that Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't win Ms. America, but it still feel good to be right. Friday we had this to say of Ol' Charles Crist's chances in the CP ... More >>

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via sky820's flickrSomething that actually appeared at this Carnival, CPAC, last year. So maybe this took about as much insight as it would to predict that Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't win Ms. America, but it still feel good to be right. Friday we had this to say of Ol' Charles Crist's chances in the CP ... More >>

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via sky820's flickrSomething that actually appeared at this Carnival, CPAC, last year. So maybe this took about as much insight as it would to predict that Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't win Ms. America, but it still feel good to be right. Friday we had this to say of Ol' Charles Crist's chances in the CP ... More >>

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via sky820's flickrSomething that actually appeared at this Carnival, CPAC, last year. So maybe this took about as much insight as it would to predict that Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't win Ms. America, but it still feel good to be right. Friday we had this to say of Ol' Charles Crist's chances in the CP ... More >>

News Roundup

LocalThe city of Miami's Historic Preservation Board decided to delay its vote on the Bacardi buildings until early next month. [Herald]The car industry is swirling down the toilet at the moment, but a "Miami car dealer is upbeat." [NYTimes]A 47 year-old man was indicted on child porn charges. [Hera ... More >>

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Letters from the Issue of November 14, 2002

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The Political Dance

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A Midsummer Night's Scheme

Miami Beach is a party town, so the party must go on -- no matter what

Queer Adoption

Florida's ban on gays as adoptive foster parents is medieval

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Shrek offers an amusing, if empty, fractured fairy tale

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John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

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John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

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John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

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John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

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John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

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John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

Miami Social: Thanks for All the "Ariel Stein, Kim Kardashian" Traffic Last Night

So, Miami Social happened again last night. George and Lina's relationship continued to make the cast of lead-in series NYC Prep look mature. Michael had his super sweet 16 ( 20). People said the word "Gansevoort." A large dog pooped. And most important, Ariel Stein inspired a bump in Riptide t ... More >>

The Return of Top Chef: Season Premiere Recap

Photo by David Giesbrecht/BravoGo Andrea, go!Season seven of Top Chef launched last night and it was great to see a very buxom Padma Lakshmi and no-nonsense Tom Colicchio return to the airwaves. This version of Top Chef is set in Washington D.C., and the puns about cooking in our nation's capital en ... More >>

Rick Sanchez to Meet With "America's Rabbi"

​Rick Sanchez, the anchorman fired from CNN after calling Jon Stewart a "bigot" and implying that Jews control the media, is entering comeback mode. First step: Meet with a high-profile rabbi.

The South Florida Tea Party Goes to Space (But, Alas, Not Literally)

TEA in Space's logo.​Have you ever listened to Tim McGraw... in zero gravity? The Tea Party -- those jolly maniacs who use this communist, liberal, Rosie O'Donnell-edited rag to line their iguana solariums -- has already conquered 'Merica. Evidence: You recognize the name Todd Palin. Next st ... More >>

Should We All Forgive Chris Brown for Slugging Rihanna and Spewing Homophobic Slurs?

​Team Breezy isn't just a gang of crazy wife-beaters and delusional, masochistic teenaged girls. All types -- tweens, thugs, and grandmas alike -- revel in Chris Brown's immense talents, even after he slugged Rihanna, trashed Good Morning America's studio, and spewed homophobic slurs at the papara ... More >>

Chris Brown at American Airlines Arena October 5

​Team Breezy isn't just a gang of crazy wife-beaters and delusional, masochistic teenaged girls. All types -- tweens, thugs, and grandmas alike -- revel in Chris Brown's immense talents, even after he slugged Rihanna, trashed Good Morning America's studio, and spewed homophobic slurs at the papara ... More >>

Rosie O'Donnell Couldn't Get Into Diddy's Star Island New Year's Eve Bash

​Want to know what the biggest celebrity hotspot in Miami was on New Year's Eve? Sean "Diddy" Comb's Star Island mansion, of course. Everyone was there, including Rihanna, Vivica Fox, Nelly, Matt Kemp, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton. Everyone that is except for Rosie O'Donnell. She got turned away ... More >>

Working at Miami restaurants and food trucks: The inside scoop

​Want to know what the biggest celebrity hotspot in Miami was on New Year's Eve? Sean "Diddy" Comb's Star Island mansion, of course. Everyone was there, including Rihanna, Vivica Fox, Nelly, Matt Kemp, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton. Everyone that is except for Rosie O'Donnell. She got turned away ... More >>

Rosie O'Donnell Being Blamed for Extinction of Sharks

This is a photograph of all the oceanic animals Rosie O'Donnell didn't murder.​Sharks have been around for 400 million years. As of Jan. 1, however, Floridians were no longer allowed to kill certain species of hammerhead shark due to a dwindling population caused by overfishing -- there aren't a l ... More >>