"Why don't you ask Mayor Diaz if his restaurant's menu includes bottled water? Hypocritical, don't you think?"
"I reject claims that Timoney is bad"
"I will never forget Caliph, a huge Bengal tiger, being walked through the cocktail party by his trainer. What a sight."
"Fidel has a disease, which is eating his body the same way it ate his mind"
"In our ceremonies, the animals are prayed over, prayed for, and loved every step of the way"
"Miami has lost a premier shooting facility. What a pity!"
"Any officer who deserts [his] soldiers is a coward"
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