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Ronald McDonald

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2011

    I'm Lovin' You: McWeddings at McDonald's

    ​Forget Las Vegas, get married at McDonald's! The world's largest fast food burger chain has a lot of, shall we say, interesting items on their menu, such as the McLobster, or the McAfrica burger. But three McDonald's restaurants in Hong Kong offer something altogether different: weddings and enga ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2011

    Vaginas Censored in Jacuzzi Boys' "Glazin'" Video, Label "Will Have Nothing to Do With It"

    Diego?! Is that you?​A couple of weeks ago, we here at Crossfade were delighted to discover a new vid for the Jacuzzi Boys' "Glazin'," starring a bunch of singing vaginas. That's right, actual female genitals, shaved and dressed up to look like the Boys' singer Gabriel Alcala, bassist Danny Gon ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 14, 2011

    LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Trade Insults on Twitter

    ​Is there Twitter trouble in basketball paradise? Dwyane Wade and LeBron James took to Twitter to insult each other. Actually it was in good fun, because, as we're beginning to notice, these guys are so totally bored during the NBA lockout.

  • Culture

    May 26, 2011

    Frost art exhibit explores Big Macs and Mao

    ​Is there Twitter trouble in basketball paradise? Dwyane Wade and LeBron James took to Twitter to insult each other. Actually it was in good fun, because, as we're beginning to notice, these guys are so totally bored during the NBA lockout.

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2011

    Bourbon, No Boredom at Burger & Beer Joint

    ​​Blah. Rainy Sunday. You're at Regal Cinemas and don't want to head for the usual list of suspects. Books & Books? Nah -- had it for lunch already. Segafredo? Not so cool in the rain. Nexxt? Too touristy. Maybe Nespresso? There's something about that place that makes me feel like people go ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2011

    Top Five Cheesy Snacks From the '90s

    Via MrKolby Four Loko? Ha! This was far more dangerous.​​Ah, the '90s. The era when we were but aspartame-inhaling, hydrogenated-oil-guzzling kiddies. Back then, we thought playing in the Ronald McDonald playhouse was hygienically advisable and Fruit Roll-Ups were an appropriate example to bring ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2011

    "McRunner" Joe D'Amico Finishes 29th at L.A. Marathon Eating Only McDonald's

    You want fries with that PR?​On Sunday, Joe D'Amico, the self-proclaimed McRunner, finished 29th at the Los Angeles marathon with a time of 2:36:13 (which translates into just under 6 minute miles on average). What's so amazing about this feat is that D'Amico, a runner from Palatine, Indiana ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 7, 2011

    In Honor of the McLobster: Five Foods We'd Like to See McDonald's Screw Up

    McLobster? We've got some better suggestions Mr. Ronald McDonald.​​There's furious internet chatter about McDonald's McLobster sandwich, the elusive menu item that, like the McRib, is available to only a few select lucky (or unlucky, depending on how you look at things) markets. The McLobster is ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2010

    McRib is Back: McDonald's Succumbs To New Times Demand

    Oh yeah. We can taste it already.Maybe it's a coincidence. But maybe, just maybe Mickey D's heard loud and clear when Miami New Times complained less than a month ago that we were tired of being McRib-teased to death. Whatever the reason, Ronald McDonald relented and now it's official--the McR ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 26, 2010

    Hanley Ramirez's Ginger Dye Job Has a Magical Effect on His Bat

    In Hanley's head, it's always 1999.​Hanley Ramirez showed up at the Mets' Citi Field last night with a splotchy reddish dye job that made him look like the deranged love child of Sisqo and Ronald McDonald. But he had four hits in the Marlins' win, so we're guessing he'll stay with the look. Turn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 2, 2010

    Anthony Bourdain Hates on Vegans and Tells Cracked-Out Kitchen Stories

    Marta Xochilt PerezStill chill at 10:54 p.m.​It was 10:54 p.m. and Anthony Bourdain sat in the lobby of the Lincoln Theater still signing copies of Medium Raw. Two hours after wrapping his reading and Q&A session, the line had finally dwindled down to a dozen. There was a female security guard ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 30, 2010

    Anthony Bourdain Talks Medium Raw, Illegal Ortolan, and Evil Cake Maker Sandra Lee

    Melanie Dunea​If you know Anthony Bourdain from No Reservations and nothing else, perhaps you're under the impression he's just some cuddly middle-aged curmudgeon. Newsflash: You're wrong. Sure, he can be a friendly, engaging, and gracious dude. But for a full, uncensored view of Bourdain's too-ho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2010

    Clinton's Global Initiative: No Security Is Good Security

    Photo by Karina ChavarriaFormer President Bill Clinton at the Global Initiative Univeristy at BankUnited Center.At an event where a former U.S. president is present, you'd expect to be patted down, have your bags ripped open, and then maybe be carted away by the Secret Service because you forgot to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2010

    Off the Grille in Kendall: Upscale Even Though Everything Costs Less Than $10

    It might seem off-the-wall to say that Kendall's Off the Grille is an upscale, healthful fast-food eatery in a traffic-choked shopping mall. After all, everything costs less than $10. But if you've eaten at OTG (as the regulars like to call it), it doesn't sound that far-fetched. This sleek little ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 15, 2009

    Pamela Anderson Revives Iconic Baywatch Suit for Richie Rich Fashion Show

    Logan FazioClick for larger image: Pamela Anderson is feeling a bit nostalgic. ​It's been 12 years since Pamela Anderson left Baywatch. She's gone through multiple other shows, a few marriages and divorces, and changed her breast size more often than her hairdo. But for a 42-year-old, she can stil ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 7, 2009

    Luna Returns, Shing Wang Retreats, Maitardi Opens, Bancroft Stumbles

    ​Luna Rises Again"Back by Popular Demand" declares the banner across the re-rechristened Luna Cafe at 4770 Biscayne Boulevard. Short Order had reported in July that Luna had changed its name to L'artista Restaurant and tweaked the menu towards a more fine dining experience. We noted that it "Seems ... More >>

  • Calendar

    April 9, 2009

    Get a Room, Bart

    ​Luna Rises Again"Back by Popular Demand" declares the banner across the re-rechristened Luna Cafe at 4770 Biscayne Boulevard. Short Order had reported in July that Luna had changed its name to L'artista Restaurant and tweaked the menu towards a more fine dining experience. We noted that it "Seems ... More >>

  • Film

    April 9, 2009

    South Florida native Brian Hecker's directorial debut, Bart Got a Room

    Now playing.

  • Blogs

    March 31, 2009

    High School Basketball Stars May Have Served You McNuggets

    via Kevin Cole's flickrThe McDonald's All-American High School basketball games goes off tomorrow on the UM campus. The Washington Post has been posting blog dispatches from Maryland's National Christian Academy stand out Dante Taylor. He has been having all sorts of fun in Miami. He's swam with dol ... More >>

  • Film

    November 20, 2008

    A Tale of Two Movies

    After decades in development hell, how Gus Van Sant finally got Milk.

  • News

    August 14, 2008

    Ex-Con Raps for McDonald's

    A Miami man goes from gunslinger to bun-slinger.

  • Calendar

    January 3, 2008

    Asia, Meet Gables

    The first gallery stroll of the year!

  • Dining

    December 28, 2006

    Not So Haute Dogs

    Franktitude is more ’tude than franks

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2006

    Hope Lodge to Close Its Doors

    Franktitude is more ’tude than franks

  • Dining

    July 20, 2006

    Off the Grille but on the Ball

    The future of fast food is in Kendall. Yeah, Kendall.

  • Culture

    March 31, 2005

    The Substance of Zero

    Natasha Tsakos creates a beguiling universe that feels like a dream

  • Dining

    January 13, 2005

    London Galling

    Natasha Tsakos creates a beguiling universe that feels like a dream

  • Calendar

    February 19, 2004

    Out and Outside

    Maverick movie maker's freaky flicks unspool

  • Calendar

    January 3, 2002

    Monster Movie

    Girl meets beast in supersized Disney film

  • News

    March 23, 2000

    A Portable Feast

    In the world of the lunchero, the food is hot, the drinks are cold, and the turf wars are downright dangerous

  • News

    March 13, 1991

    Weather People

    In the world of the lunchero, the food is hot, the drinks are cold, and the turf wars are downright dangerous

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