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Anthony Bourdain No Reservations: Eating Rudolph and Getting Bloody in Finland

In this episode we learn the power of Facebook. 100,000 people signed a Facebook page in which people begged Bourdain and crew to film in Finland. With promises of "booze and ice cream made from tar" and grandmothers who can cook and hold their vodka, Tony accepts the challenge. Which leads me to th ... More >>

Castro Death Meter: Fidel More Dead Than Kim Jong Il's Dead Body, Say Medical Experts

​Pobre Fidelito. Being a dying dictator was his idea. But now Hugo Chavez has fat cancer, and Kim Jong Il went to ride his giant rabbits in the sky. Nobody's paying attention to the totally dead antics of Fidel Castro. He's like the fourth-grade girl who wore Silly Bandz before it was kewl. ... More >>

Feminist Love Triangles

​Pobre Fidelito. Being a dying dictator was his idea. But now Hugo Chavez has fat cancer, and Kim Jong Il went to ride his giant rabbits in the sky. Nobody's paying attention to the totally dead antics of Fidel Castro. He's like the fourth-grade girl who wore Silly Bandz before it was kewl. ... More >>

Top Chef Texas Recap: Motherf**king Snakes and a Quinceañera

Photo by Virginia Sherwood/BravoUnfortunately, Padma wasn't the quinceañera.​The dust of more than a dozen would-be cheftestants hauling it back to where they came from has finally cleared, and now it's time to really start the new season of Top Chef: Texas. The show promises to move around the s ... More >>

Ron Jeremy Offers Rum and a Lap Dance

Laine DossRon Jeremy, the Hedgehog, has his own rum line.​​"I signed your tits at Exxxotica a few years ago". That's what Ron Jeremy said to me when I met him for a lunch at Irish Times in South Miami to talk about his new Ron de Jeremy spiced rum, about to be launched in the United States. (The ... More >>

On Your Mark, Get Set, Porn!

Laine DossRon Jeremy, the Hedgehog, has his own rum line.​​"I signed your tits at Exxxotica a few years ago". That's what Ron Jeremy said to me when I met him for a lunch at Irish Times in South Miami to talk about his new Ron de Jeremy spiced rum, about to be launched in the United States. (The ... More >>

Supermoon Rising: This Week's Five Signs of the Apocalypse

​In ancient Greek, apocalypse translates as "a revelation." So what could possibly be more apocalyptic than the giant freaking orange moon due to pop up tomorrow night? After all, it's the biggest and closest it's been in nearly two decades. FYI: the "extreme supermoon" is also predicted to (1) ma ... More >>

Girl with the Pearl Necklace

​In ancient Greek, apocalypse translates as "a revelation." So what could possibly be more apocalyptic than the giant freaking orange moon due to pop up tomorrow night? After all, it's the biggest and closest it's been in nearly two decades. FYI: the "extreme supermoon" is also predicted to (1) ma ... More >>

Morons of the Week: The Foul-Mouthed Principal, the Dirty Detective, and the Cardboard Caper Masterminds

​This was the week Miami spent looking very hard at balls. First tar balls started showing up on our shores, sending scientists scrambling to determine whether we will soon be engulfed by a black goop monster courtesy of British Petroleum. The short answer: yes. Then, at a rate of 22 ... More >>

Wet Dreams Come True

​This was the week Miami spent looking very hard at balls. First tar balls started showing up on our shores, sending scientists scrambling to determine whether we will soon be engulfed by a black goop monster courtesy of British Petroleum. The short answer: yes. Then, at a rate of 22 ... More >>

For us, Rob Van Winkle will always be Vanilla Ice

​This was the week Miami spent looking very hard at balls. First tar balls started showing up on our shores, sending scientists scrambling to determine whether we will soon be engulfed by a black goop monster courtesy of British Petroleum. The short answer: yes. Then, at a rate of 22 ... More >>

The Florida Marlins Manatees shake two tons of booty

​This was the week Miami spent looking very hard at balls. First tar balls started showing up on our shores, sending scientists scrambling to determine whether we will soon be engulfed by a black goop monster courtesy of British Petroleum. The short answer: yes. Then, at a rate of 22 ... More >>

Streak Busters

The Heat hosts the red-hot Orlando Magic.

Clutch

The Heat hosts the red-hot Orlando Magic.

The Party Crasher – Paris Hilton Spreads her Scent

The Heat hosts the red-hot Orlando Magic.

Ron Jeremy, Adult Video Awards and a Chest Autograph

The Heat hosts the red-hot Orlando Magic.

Sex &... The Classy Sex Shop

The Heat hosts the red-hot Orlando Magic.

I came, I saw, I got totally nude!

The Heat hosts the red-hot Orlando Magic.

Welcome to the Voyeurdome

Will Pink TV's brand of participatory porn be the future of the industry?

The New Pornographer

Mikey Butders creates a sex scene empire one sweaty shot at a time

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Déjà Vu Love Boutique

Indie as Fuck

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The Heidi Chronicles

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Local Calls

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