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Co-Owner Matthew Glazier Dishes on Kane Steakhouse Changes

Photo by Laine Doss​What was the impetus behind the departure of executive chef Daniel Ganem from Kane Steakhouse in South Beach? Matthew Glazier, president of The Glazier Group and co-owner of Kane, candidly told Short Order, "We weren't happy with what was coming out of the kitchen. We saw the ... More >>

Tom Brady Is the New Ugg Boots for Men Spokesman, Which at Least Gives Dolphins a Moral Victory

​As Miami Dolphins fans, our gut reaction to Tom Brady is "ugh," so we guess it's only fitting he's the new poster boy for Ugg for Men boots. Yes, Uggs, those horribly ugly sheepskin affronts to footwear decency favored by circa 2005 UM sorority girls (paired with miniskirts, naturally) and middle ... More >>

La Roux Adds Second South Florida Show at Mansion August 6

La Roux wants to show Miami some love too.​Praise Jebus! There is a god, and his name is Roman Jones! For those of us already dreading the drive up to Fort Lauderdale's Culture Room to see La Roux perform live on August 4 have another option. Mansion has booked the British electropop outfit two da ... More >>

Mokai Holding You Ransom on Mondays

​Need an excuse to keep partying well after the weekend is over? Leave it to the Opium Group and Mokai (235 23rd Street, Miami Beach) to give you a solution to your problem with Ransom, the Monday night party at the recently renovated Collins Park lounge.The party, hosted by Mark Lehmkuhl, sort of ... More >>

A Ransom Note

​Need an excuse to keep partying well after the weekend is over? Leave it to the Opium Group and Mokai (235 23rd Street, Miami Beach) to give you a solution to your problem with Ransom, the Monday night party at the recently renovated Collins Park lounge.The party, hosted by Mark Lehmkuhl, sort of ... More >>

Roman Jones' Face Keeps Popping Up in Odd Places

Photo by Aleksandra MarcotteRoman Jones watches you as you pee.​First it was silkscreening his face on panties, now Roman Jones is allowing people to wipe their asses with his face. Yes sir, the newly reopen Mokaï seems to be stocked with toilet paper printed with Jones' mug. We've got to admit w ... More >>

Roman Jones Tries to Get Into Every Girl's Panties at Louis

Photo by Jacquelynn D. PowersIs this the face you want on your panties?​Late-night hookups at nightclubs are par for the course on South Beach. However, for some lucky female patrons at Louis on Saturday night virtual cunnilingus was offered by proprietor Roman Jones. The controversial club owner ... More >>

Weekend Leftovers: Samantha Ronson at Louis One-Year, Klever at White Room

Weekends are so busy there is bound to be stuff we've forgotten to highlight. But here are two high-profile events you might just want to check out:​First up, Samanthan Ronson, who's better known as Lindsay Lohan's on-again/off-again girlfriend than for her DJ skills, will be helping Louis at the ... More >>

Letters from the Issue of May 27, 2004

Proud white trash, neocon conspiracies, and clueless reporters

Code Orange

It's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine

Cool Like What?

South Beach survives the hipster apocalypse

A Midsummer Night's Scheme

Miami Beach is a party town, so the party must go on -- no matter what