So you're a 16-year-old girl, and you desperately want to break off the illicit internet romance you've sparked with a 44-year-old vampire. What do you do?
The only logical thing you can do: tell him that you're secretly a member of an elite vampire-hunting unit and that staying together would place his life in grave jeopardy.
Ah, young love.
You can read all about South Florida's bloody vampire scene in this week's New Times. But apparently they have quit a scene up in Rochester, Min
Courtesy of Random House​Most baseball fans are familiar with Satchel Paige, the absolutely dominant Negro Leagues pitcher who played pro baseball for 40 years. In 1948, Bill Veeck, the legendary owner of the Cleveland Indians, finally gave the 41-year-old Paige a chance to pitch in the Major Leagues. It was a year after Jackie Robinson integrated baseball, but many in the Negro Leagues -- including Paige -- believed that in a just world, the old pitcher should've been given that h
