"To think otherwise would imply he is a panderer and a racist."
"Give the girl a break, you envious sons of bitches"
"We are led by nonpark professionals in executing a $400 million bond issue"
"It’s always easier to keep your mouth shut and pull the trigger"
"I thought there was no place I couldn’t handle … but I sure as hell won’t set foot in ‘Baghdad West,’ that’s fo sho!"
"The public has been hoodwinked."
"It seems that the green tide in our paradise is here to stay, and we feel very sad about that."
"Your excellent article exposed the ugly truth."
"We are swimming in a sea of pollution."
Not everyone’s charged with a crime — even if someone is killed.
"Leave bees to the experts."
The day Anna Nicole Smith's corpse was wheeled from the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, tribe members were setting up for their annual powwow.
How can someone with such a background be getting taxpayer money?
They surf, skate, swat, and sprint
The kid produced a pocket knife and slashed his adversary on the arm
Whacking all feral hives will keep ’em out, or at least delay their takeover
"Leaders don’t make excuses for problems. They solve them."
"Is this like some Howard Stern thing where you’re supposed to look stupid?”
"How is it that Carlos Rios has a phone?"
"Beasley has been working tirelessly behind the scenes"
"They were both tall and had great shoulders, and so does Fidel"
"They didnt even know it was a piece. They thought it was a real estate poster."
"As long as Jimbo lives, his lease on that diamond sliver of Miami’s posh waterfront will live on too"
Big names? Big Deal. An alternative take on the Book Fair.
"The streets look horrible. Everybody I talk to is like, ‘You’re right, man; gum is disgusting."
Are they going to fire us all?
"She used to be such a pit bull for the working man"
Maybe it's more news than the paper can digest"
"She created more blight than she removed"
"This movie was refreshing and poignant, and I had to go back twice"
"I'm close to a million dollars in debt on this film"
I'm climbing out from under the hideous perception of "felon"
"The victims will never get justice"
The birds' livers can enlarge up to ten times their normal size"
"Anger, ignorance, and revenge have returned to prominence”
"Orishas are hot! They dance bien rico!"
"It's time to clean house. Doesn't Miami deserve better?"
I tremble at the thought of facing down Bat-mullah!
They, too, are Nicaraguans by the grace of God
The eagle writes at dawn