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Ricky Williams

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    July 10, 2014
  • Blogs

    October 10, 2013

    Ricky Williams Says Weed Was to Him What Spinach Was to Popeye

    I'm Ricky the football man, I'm Ricky the football man. I gots lot of speed, cause I smokes me my weed. I'm Ricky the football man. Sorry, we're just writing Ricky William's new theme song. The former Miami Dolphins who was suspended and disciplined frequently for his marijuana use decided to set ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 24, 2012

    Miami's Very Own Christmas Carol... Including Snow You Can Snort

    Merry Christmas (Eve) Miami. By now, you are probably sick of crappy carols that bear no resemblance to your lush tropical life. Gold rings make sense. But colly birds? Not so much. And what the f*ck is this es-no that is supposed to be falling everywhere? The only powder we are familiar with is the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2012

    Chad Johnson Says He'll Do Porn If He's Cut From the Dolphins

    Chad Ochocinco Johnson promised he'd go back to his old loudmouthed, impulsive ways when he became a Dolphin, and he's keeping that promise.Johnson says that if he doesn't make the Dolphins' final squad, he'll consider a career in porn.Oh, and he also said he's been hanging out with Kiss frontm ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 13, 2011

    Just When Chad Henne Finally Gets His Shit Together, the Fins D Gets Reamed

    TAWMMY BRADY IS FACKIN' GAWD!! LET'S GO SAWX!!​All the talk before this season began was how Chad Henne and the Miami Dolphins offense was just a massive pile of deer shit. But when Henne started things off last night's season opener against the New England Patriots by leading the Fins on a 12-pla ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 28, 2011

    Reggie Bush Likely Headed to Miami

    via Facebook​New Orleans running back Reggie Bush could be headed to Miami. A potential deal to bring Bush -- who won a Super Bowl ring during his most recent game in Miami -- was reportedly hammered out by Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland and agent Joel Segal. The final sticking point ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 12, 2011

    Prunk TV and Billy Blue Talk Conspiracy Theories, Jay-Z, ESPN, and Weed

    Poe Boy's Billy Blue.​This past weekend, Miami had so much going on. It went by without a minute of sleep.  On Saturday, I got a ride to my Transit Antenna gig in the backseat of one of Flo Rida's limos. And I was sitting next to Poe Boy recording artist Billy Blue. We talked about his smash ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2011

    Dolphins to Keep Sparano as Coach: Well, This is an Awkward Mess

    Tony Sparano​Tony Sparano will live to see another season as the Dolphins head coach as talks with Stanford coach Jim Harbaugh have apparently fallen through, according to ESPN. Which basically makes the Dolphins looks like the awkward laughing stock of the NFL. No one comes off looking good. Spar ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2011

    Jason Taylor Rips Tony Sparano As Dolphins Reportedly Contact Cowher and Harbaugh

    ​Jason Taylor has been dead to us ever since he left the Dolphins for the Jets, but Zombie Taylor appeared on Joe Rose's WQAM show this morning to join the cavalcade of players who are criticizing head coach Tony Sparano. This comes as reports that the team has reached out to both former Steelers ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2010

    Pressure on Dolphins to Draft First Round Quarterback For First Time Since 1983

    ​No team in the NFL has gone as many years without drafting a quarterback in the first round than the Miami Dolphins. The last time they did the year was 1983 and the man was Dan Marino, which, of course, made drafting a quarterback not much of a concern for much of the next two decades. Thoug ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2010

    Jets Suspend and Fine Sal Alosi, Dolphin-Tripping Coach

    ​One of the hyperbolic threads in the Dolphins-Jets rivalry is that Miami fans think that the Jets organizations is basically trash, or as they apparently say in the team's home state of Jersey, "muff cabbage." Jets strength coach Sal Alosi offered shocking and appalling evidence of that on Sunday ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 19, 2010

    25 People, Animals or Things We'd Rather See Play QB Than Tyler Thigpen

    Last night, in perhaps the most dire example of the Marino Curse ever, the Miami Dolphins suffered only their second shutout on their home field in the past 40 years in a 16-0 pummeling by the Chicago Bears. Yes, with Brandon Marshall went out with a hamstring injury. And, yes, the coaching was part ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 19, 2010

    Dolphins Pummeled, Shutout by Bears

    ​On a night where the NFL Network previewed an upcoming documentary on Bill Parcells and his football genius, the Dolphins team he built was busy rushing for 39 total-yards and throwing for 187 on their way to their first shutout loss in three seasons. The Dolphins were manhandled and dominated in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 1, 2010

    Dolphins Beat Bengals to Remain Perfect On The Road

    ​The Miami Dolphins remain perfect on the road after traveling into Cincinnati and taking down the Bengals 22-14 on Sunday. They're now 4-0 on the road, and 4-3 on the season. That's the good news. The bad news? The Dolphins offense flat out refuses to score touchdowns. Dan Carpenter just kicked a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 17, 2010

    Dolphins Take Down Packers in Overtime

    ​Your Miami Dolphins were able to outlast an undermanned Green Bay Packers in a 23-20 overtime win on the road. As usual, the Dolphins kept things interesting, allowing an injury-riddled Packers team to keep things closer than they really should've been. Probably because the Dolphins didn't want t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 15, 2010

    Dolphins at the Packers on Sunday: Keys To Victory

    ​This week, the Miami Dolphins travel to Green Bay, Wisconsin, to face the Packers. Wisconsin, the state that gave us cheese, and Vince Lombardi, and cheese! Want to go to a place that makes Minnesota look exotic? Want to visit a place where the highlight of your trip is visiting the State Capitol ... More >>

  • News

    July 15, 2010
  • Blogs

    February 2, 2010

    Guide to Recognizing Your New Orleans Saints

    ​"Who Dat Nation" has begun its descent on our fair city in advance of the Super Bowl, where the New Orleans Saints will take on the Indianapolis Colts. Fittingly, while the Colts will stay in Fort Lauderdale, the Saints will hang out at the InterContinental Hotel in downtown Miami, and last nigh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2009

    Dolphins Choke on Thanksgiving Weekend

    ​Four things you must have to be a Miami Dolphins fan:A total lack of surprise when they lose to a 3-7 team.An understanding that when they're presented with a golden opportunity scenario they, more often than not, blow said opportunity.An expectation that things can and eventually will implode.Bo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 20, 2009

    Ricky Williams and His Amazing Feats of Ass-Kickery

    ​First things first: Ricky Williams is now officially the Ambassador of Fucking Your Shit Up and Knocking Fools' Dicks Into the Dirt after last night's brilliant 119-yard, three-touchdown performance. Many had their doubts about the Dolphins' ability to effectively run the ball without Ronnie Brow ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2009

    Miami Dolphins: The Robot Leads Miami To An Ugly Win

    ​Well we did say in our preview that this one felt like it was going to be closer than it should be. And Christ was it ever. Ugly win? This was lady-bitten-in-the-face-by-a-crazy-ass-chimp ugly as the Dolphins mangled, bungled and stumbled their way to a 25-23 victory against the lowly Buccaneers ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2009

    Miami Dolphins Preview: Avast Ye Ass Kickers!

    ​So, the Dolphins clearly cannot hang with the likes of the Colts, Saints, Falcons or Patriots. We get that. But this Sunday, the Fins host what is most likely the worst team in the NFL this side of Detroit - the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And while Miami does have the better team on paper, this just f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2009

    Miami Dolphins at New York Jets: 10 Predictions

    ​Despite winning the last two meetings against the New York Jets, the Dolphins enter Sunday's rematch as 3-point underdogs. This is mainly because the Jets are coming off a big win against the Raiders (which is basically the equivalence of beating a team made up entirely of organ grinders and thei ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2009

    Miami Dolphins Implode Against New Orleans Saints

    ​When a team leads 24-10 at the half while having forced three turnovers, combined for five sacks and rushed for 128 yards and four touchdowns, that team will, more often than not, end up the victor. But this is the Miami Dolphins. Normal rules need not apply. This is Suck Country. The Fins could ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2009

    Prunk TV: GWIP (Your Name Here) We Rock

    What would the world be like if Ozzy had never put that "vocalist seeks band" flyer in the record store, which caused soon to be guitar-god Tony Iommi to call him up? Ozzy joined Earth, which later became Black Sabbath, and the rest is Heavy Metal history. Do you feel me? I am talking about fate a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2009

    Michelle Obama's Comin'. Will She Join the Top 5 Craziest First Ladies?

    Joyce N. Boghosian Go ahead, make my day Blaise Compaore, President of Burkina Faso ​Michelle Obama has a ridiculously difficult job.  She has to raise a family and schmooze with googly-eyed dignitaries, all the while still having to share her shortbread cookie recipes with Good Housek ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 13, 2009

    Miami Dolphins Win: Foes Vanquished, Obnoxious Fanbase Silenced, Everything's Beautiful!

    ​The Miami Dolphins coaching staff must be avid readers of Riptide. Because they pretty much ran down the checklist of our three keys for a Dolphins victory post and came out on top with a thrilling, last second 31-27 victory over the Jets on Monday Night Football. You're welcome, everybody!It was ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2008

    Because Sometimes Winning Ugly Beats Not Winning At All

    Once again, the Miami Dolphins had to pull unicorns and rainbows out their asses to keep from losing to a two-win team. But pull the magic from their bottoms they did, as they took down the hapless St. Louis Rams 16-12, for their seventh win of the season. Drive killing penalties, a stagnant running ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 10, 2008

    Dolphins Hold Off Seahawks

    In one of the ugliest wins of the season, the Dolphins showed us all what they are: scrappy, crappy, exciting, infuriating, imposing, cringe worthy, and pretty awesome all at the same time. Yet despite all the ugliness, the Dolphins were able to pull off the 21-19 win with a strong last-minute def ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2008

    Dolphins Are Now Balls Deep in the Hunt

    All week long, Dolphins fans had the sweats thinking about what Broncos receiver Brandon Marshall was going to do to Miami’s secondary. And yet our boys in back stepped up and had their finest performance of the season. It all started with Will Allen's 32-yard interception return for a touchdown. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 7, 2008

    Dolphins Lose, Pennington Sucks

    Around the middle of the third quarter Sunday, nine Miami-Dade cops marched into my section at the Dolphins game and dragged off a vociferous Jets fan, who flashed the crowd a victory sign as he headed for the calaboose. That kinda said it all. Sunday's Dolphin game, which the team lost to the Jet ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2008

    Dolphins’ New Beginning Starts Off With Old Familiar Ways

    Okay, so the Dolphins lost their pre-season opener 17-6. But winning or losing is not necessarily the objective of pre-season. It’s all about evaluation. And it’s about football season finally being here, dammit! Dolphins fans had been waiting since December to get the rather objectionable taste ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2007

    Unleash the Power of the Mormon

    Both the Palm Beach Post and the Miami Herald are calling for Cam Cameron to cut John Beck's cord and let him fucking sling the rock already. I added the fucking for emphasis. Says Greg Stoda: "Let [Beck] heave more than one deep toss to Ted Ginn Jr ... Have him throw on first down more often than ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 27, 2007

    God Hates the Dolphins

    My eyes are bloodshot. My hair is disheveled. My stomach hurts. I’m a zombie. I’m beyond my normal bouts of rage after a Dolphins’ loss. I’m beyond just the normal throwing the toaster at my television. I’m beyond flinging empty Heineken bottles at my dog. This loss makes me want to do so ... More >>

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    September 2, 2004

    Letters from the Issue of September 2-8, 2004

    Big Sugar, conspiracies, local talent, and Newspeak

  • News

    June 24, 2004

    Toxic Jock Syndrome

    Hank Goldberg offers Miami sports fans more than tired talk-radio shtick; the journalist backs up his on-air diatribes with hard facts and common sense

  • Diversions

    May 13, 2004

    BEST PANTHERS PLAYER

    Roberto Luongo

  • News

    February 19, 2004

    Almost a Saint

    People were drawn to him and his inspiring devotion to the downtrodden. They wanted to help, to give him money. And they did -- right up to the day he vanished.

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    May 16, 2002
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    March 18, 1999

    Drew Rosenhaus: Your Unbiased Expert

    How Channel 7 provides Miami's most notorious sports agent a forum to plug his clients

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