Subject: Ricky Williams

• Lost and Found: Ricky Williams

  June 18, 2007

• John Beck Will Start

  November 14, 2007

• God Hates the Dolphins

  November 27, 2007

• Unleash the Power of the Mormon

  November 29, 2007

• The Party Crasher - Ricky Williams Dines at Michael's Kitchen in Sunny Isles

  January 16, 2008

• Dolphins’ New Beginning Starts Off With Old Familiar Ways

  August 11, 2008

• Dolphins Lose, Pennington Sucks

  September 7, 2008

• Dread-less Dolphins

  August 12, 2004

• Dolphins Are Now Balls Deep in the Hunt

  November 3, 2008

• Dolphins Hold Off Seahawks

  November 10, 2008

• Because Sometimes Winning Ugly Beats Not Winning At All

  Once again, the Miami Dolphins had to pull unicorns and rainbows out their asses to keep from losing to a two-win team. But pull the magic from their bottoms they did, as they took down the hapless St. Louis Rams 16-12, for their seventh win of the season. Drive killing penalties, a stagnant running game, dropped passes, and another serious injury to a key player would kill any team's chances at winning a football game. Fortunately, the Rams are just a tad more inept than the Dolphins. So, bull

  December 1, 2008

• Ricky Williams and Jason Taylor Talk Marijuana

  The Dolphin and ex-Dolphin have a lot to e-mail about.

  July 31, 2008

• New Year's Eve Listings

  December 22, 2005

• Swimming with Dolphins

  August 10, 2006

• Paint by Numbers

  November 3, 2005

• Stormin' the Ship

  October 13, 2005

• Dump This Dolphin!

  August 11, 2005

• Stepping Out

  July 21, 2005

• BEST LOCAL PHANTASMAGORIA

  May 12, 2005

• Loco Nuts Grove

  December 23, 2004

• Night&Day

  December 16, 2004

• Thou Art a Villain

  November 25, 2004

• The Bitch

  September 23, 2004

• Freewheeling

  September 9, 2004

• Letters from the Issue of September 2-8, 2004

  September 2, 2004

• Kick Start

  August 5, 2004

• Dive Bar Shenanigans

  August 5, 2004

• Toxic Jock Syndrome

  June 24, 2004

• BEST PANTHERS PLAYER

  May 13, 2004

• BEST DOLPHINS PLAYER

  May 13, 2004

• Almost a Saint

  February 19, 2004

• BEST DOLPHINS PLAYER

  May 15, 2003

• BEST LOCAL PHANTASMAGORIA

  May 16, 2002

• Drew Rosenhaus: Your Unbiased Expert

  March 18, 1999

• News Roundup

  County Mayor Carlos Alvarez is now proposing sweeping pay cuts for municipal workers. [Herald]Marco Rubio finds it just hurtful and disrespectful when you whisper things about him behind is back ...like that he may drop out of the senate race and run for AG. [NakedPolitics]West 8 has officially been accepted as the design firm replacing Frank Gehry on that Miami Beach park project. [Herald]The Miami Heat Dancers are holding auditions. You know I'm working on my coochie up'n'downs as we speak. &n

  July 16, 2009

• Miami Dolphins Win: Foes Vanquished, Obnoxious Fanbase Silenced, Everything's Beautiful!

  ​The Miami Dolphins coaching staff must be avid readers of Riptide. Because they pretty much ran down the checklist of our three keys for a Dolphins victory post and came out on top with a thrilling, last second 31-27 victory over the Jets on Monday Night Football. You're welcome, everybody!It was almost as if they shouldn't even have bothered playing the game. Every analyst, talking head, and odds maker swore that Rex Ryan and the Jets' vaunted Oh-My-God-My-Face-Done-Got-Melted!!! defense was

  October 13, 2009

• Michelle Obama's Comin'. Will She Join the Top 5 Craziest First Ladies?

  Joyce N. Boghosian Go ahead, make my day Blaise Compaore, President of Burkina Faso ​Michelle Obama has a ridiculously difficult job.  She has to raise a family and schmooze with googly-eyed dignitaries, all the while still having to share her shortbread cookie recipes with Good Housekeeping and her arm workout routine with Women's Health.But some first ladies have not been so well adjusted. Some have mutated into shut-ins, murderesses, control freaks, and prima donnas (ironically,

  October 14, 2009

• Ricky "Gourmand" Williams, Archie's Gourmet Pizza, Free Gourmet Magazine

  ​Nothing Spells Hip and Health-Conscious Like Plasma TVsNFL All-Timer Rudi Johnson and Dolphins running back Ricky Williams will be co-owners (along with the Hospitality Development Management Group) of PROOF, a "hip new health-conscious restaurant and lounge set within the inviting breezeway area of Z Ocean Hotel South Beach". Set to open next month, PROOF promises "a warm American bistro concept combined with California fresh cuisine, reasonable pricing (entrees from $20 to $30) and a chic O

  October 21, 2009

• Prunk TV: GWIP (Your Name Here) We Rock

  What would the world be like if Ozzy had never put that "vocalist seeks band" flyer in the record store, which caused soon to be guitar-god Tony Iommi to call him up? Ozzy joined Earth, which later became Black Sabbath, and the rest is Heavy Metal history. Do you feel me? I am talking about fate and destiny here.   Attention all hipster crack head Van Halen people, death metal minstrels, composers of brown sugar, Sugar Hill delightful rappers, naked dancers from Chile, Neil Diamond i

  October 22, 2009

• Miami Dolphins Implode Against New Orleans Saints

  ​When a team leads 24-10 at the half while having forced three turnovers, combined for five sacks and rushed for 128 yards and four touchdowns, that team will, more often than not, end up the victor. But this is the Miami Dolphins. Normal rules need not apply. This is Suck Country. The Fins could not hold their 21-point lead and ended up on the wrong end of a 46-34 beatdown courtesy of the New Orleans Saints.Yet even with New Orleans' fierce comeback, the Fins had a shot to win it. Down by six

  October 26, 2009

• Miami Dolphins at New York Jets: 10 Predictions

  ​Despite winning the last two meetings against the New York Jets, the Dolphins enter Sunday's rematch as 3-point underdogs. This is mainly because the Jets are coming off a big win against the Raiders (which is basically the equivalence of beating a team made up entirely of organ grinders and their street-performing monkeys), while the Dolphins are coming off a heartbreaking loss to the Saints. Also because Ted Ginn sucks. As with all Dolphins-Jets match-ups, we're expecting a tough, physical

  October 31, 2009

• Miami Dolphins Preview: Avast Ye Ass Kickers!

  ​So, the Dolphins clearly cannot hang with the likes of the Colts, Saints, Falcons or Patriots. We get that. But this Sunday, the Fins host what is most likely the worst team in the NFL this side of Detroit - the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And while Miami does have the better team on paper, this just feels like one of those games that end up closer than it should be, merely because the Dolphins love to fuck with its fanbase by playing beneath their level of talent. That's just how they roll.That's

  November 14, 2009

• Miami Dolphins: The Robot Leads Miami To An Ugly Win

  ​Well we did say in our preview that this one felt like it was going to be closer than it should be. And Christ was it ever. Ugly win? This was lady-bitten-in-the-face-by-a-crazy-ass-chimp ugly as the Dolphins mangled, bungled and stumbled their way to a 25-23 victory against the lowly Buccaneers yesterday. While there were plenty of chances, the Dolphins failed miserably to hit that nail-in-the-coffin touchdown that would've finally put Tampa Bay away for the day. Instead, they let the Bucs m

  November 16, 2009

• News Roundup: Second Liberty City Seven Member Sentenced; Ronnie Brown Out for Season

  In the Liberty City Seven trial, 26-year-old Rotschild Augustine yesterday was sentenced to seven years in jail. [CBS4]So, a survey says MIA is one of the top five airports in the world to get stuck in. [CBS4]The 17-year-old accused of stabbing and killing a Coral Gables Senior High classmate wants out of jail on bond. [JustNews]SportsPro Bowl player Ronnie Brown is out for the season with a foot injury. He'll be replaced by Ricky Williams, but the Dolphins offense is pretty much

  November 19, 2009

• Miami Dolphins Preview: Win or Call It a Season

  ​And so we come to this. Sitting at 4-5, the Miami Dolphins face a must-win situation tonight as take on the equally desperate (and some would say equally craptastic) 4-5 Carolina Panthers. The winner will experience the sweet taste of being a .500 team for the first time this season while embarking on an epic journey of chasing the Wildcard spot in its respective conference (tastes like victory). The loser will experience the not-so-sweet taste of having its season pretty much done (tastes li

  November 19, 2009

• Ricky Williams and His Amazing Feats of Ass-Kickery

  ​First things first: Ricky Williams is now officially the Ambassador of Fucking Your Shit Up and Knocking Fools' Dicks Into the Dirt after last night's brilliant 119-yard, three-touchdown performance. Many had their doubts about the Dolphins' ability to effectively run the ball without Ronnie Brown. But Ricky silenced all the doubters with a swift roundhouse kick to their collective nards as he put the team on his back and led it to a season-salvaging 24-17 win over the Carolina Panthers.But t

  November 20, 2009