Rene Descartes

  • Blogs

    September 3, 2012

    G5ive Monday Nights Will "Put Your Pussy to the Taste Test"

    "Honey, I'm just going to pop out to catch some stand-up comedy, live funk music, and spoken-word poetry." "Are you sure you're not going to the strip club again?" "Does that sound like the sort of thing that would happen in a strip club?" "So you're not going to be hanging out in the VIP room of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 18, 2007

    Last Night: Ghosts In the Machine at Voodoo Lounge

    Better than: Sitting in front of your computer screen and hoping that your roommate doesn’t walk in and find you masturbating. The Review: Wickedness and depravity have never been so hot. Florida breakbeat artists Ghosts in the Machine are known for being sick and twisted, not only because they ... More >>

  • News

    September 22, 2005


    He's a genius, fluent in three languages, and he hustles pool. So why do they call him "cripple"?

  • News

    June 10, 2004

    Things to Do in Miami When You're Dead

    Clove cigarettes and Italian slang

  • News

    October 2, 1991