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Julio Robaina's Continually Conflicting Statements on Gay Rights is a Sick Sign of Desperation

​Up in New York State they've finally passed a bill legalizing same sex marriage. Meanwhile, down in Miami-Dade we've got a mayoral candidate who can't even decided if he's for or against domestic partnership laws and seems to have wildly flip-flopped between stances. Julio Robaina says he bel ... More >>

Giant Letters Painted in Field Spell Proposal for UM Student

​Asking your girlfriend to marry you by hiring a plane to spell it out in the sky is so over. Nope, now you have to take your girlfriend up in a plane and have the question spelled out in giant letters on the ground. That's the new trend. Florencia Gonzalez, a student studying architecture at the ... More >>

Booty Booty Booty Booty Booty Everywher

​Asking your girlfriend to marry you by hiring a plane to spell it out in the sky is so over. Nope, now you have to take your girlfriend up in a plane and have the question spelled out in giant letters on the ground. That's the new trend. Florencia Gonzalez, a student studying architecture at the ... More >>

Make a Baby With Gyptian at the FMU Homecoming Concert February 11

Gyptian gonna get you pregnant.​Whoa, have you heard Nicki Minaj's remix of "Hold You," the sexy hit single by smooth reggae dude Gyptian? If the answer is no, then you are way, way, way behind the game (and potentially celibate) 'cause this lusty little tag-team track totally dominated the Summe ... More >>

Sexy Beasts

Gyptian gonna get you pregnant.​Whoa, have you heard Nicki Minaj's remix of "Hold You," the sexy hit single by smooth reggae dude Gyptian? If the answer is no, then you are way, way, way behind the game (and potentially celibate) 'cause this lusty little tag-team track totally dominated the Summe ... More >>

Oral Sex May Be Linked to Rise in Certain Cancers

​Finding out oral sex may lead to higher incidences of certain types of cancer is like finding out puppies may give you a stroke or rainbows can blind you. It is just horrible. Yet, that's exactly what a new study suggests. The study links the up-tick in certain types of head and neck cancers to t ... More >>

Florida Cities Dominate List of "Divorce Capitols;" Miami is Number 26

​Florida's constitution strictly forbids gays from marrying, but what about the Sunshine State's straights? They're obviously doing such a fine job of upholding the sanctity of marriage, right? Apparently not so. The Daily Beast has compiled a list of "the 50 cities with the worst divorce rates," ... More >>

South Florida Woman Takes to Social Media to... Get Dates?

​Whether or not we'd like to admit it, we've all been there. Moving to new cities and jumping head first into the dating pool isn't easy. But we're guessing the real trick is standing out. Cue SeeClaudiaDate.com. Claudia, a native Texan and recent New York transplant, spent the last year in South ... More >>

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union Finally Take Relationship Public

via Just Jared​Since at least 2008, Dwyane Wade and Hollywood hottie Gabrielle Union have kept their relationship on the down-low as Wade's heated divorce from the mother of his children slowly worked its way through the courts. Now that the divorce papers have officially been signed, Wade and Uni ... More >>

When It Comes to Sex, Miamians Like It Long and Often

​Wow, Miami, you seem to be having a lot of sex. Apparently, you hump like rabbits. So let's hope you're familiar with Trojan Condoms, because lots of sex no condoms Miami = disaster waiting to happen. The jimmy hat brand recently surveyed sexual hobbyists across the nation and found that more ... More >>

George Rekers Has Company: The Top Ten Outed Right-Wing Homophobes

George Alan Rekers, latest in a long line of closeted homophobes.Unless you've spent the last 48 hours holed up in a French B&B humping the homosexuality right out of your rent-a-boy, you've probably heard about Miami New Times' exposé of gay-bashing evangelist George Alan Rekers' European trys ... More >>

Social Studies Teacher Shedrick James Copeland Charged With Sex With Student

​Shedrick James Copeland, a 29-year-old social studies teacher at Robert Morgan Educational Center, was booked into jail this morning on two charges of sex crimes involving a child. The incident was reported by one of Copeland's students.He's accused of engaging in oral sex with a 17-year-old fema ... More >>

Silicon Beach: Tech Keeps Scammers Out of Your Heart and Wallet

Photo via Don Hankins' Flickr​The iDate 2010 conference descended on Miami Beach last month with trade professionals talking shop about the business of running dating sites. One of the topics that intrigued Silicon Beach was protection against scammers. How do you know if the person behind that pr ... More >>

Silicon Beach: eLove Accepts Fat Rejects From BeautifulPeople.com

Via Mor10am's FlickrNobody's perfect, unless your social network is BeautifulPeople.com​Beautifulpeople.com is so exclusive, it recently gave the boot to 5,000 members who popped a few buttons after indulging too much over the holidays, according to sources buzzing all over the web -- from Techcr ... More >>

Magic City Kitty: Top 9 Sexstions of 2009

​We are the paper that will put a ball gag in your mouth and slap you onto the cover. We get ragged on about the pros advertising in the back of our book and the smutty things we sometimes document within our pages, but with Magic City Kitty, you guys write in and prove to us that your sexual appe ... More >>

Sexy Thursday

​We are the paper that will put a ball gag in your mouth and slap you onto the cover. We get ragged on about the pros advertising in the back of our book and the smutty things we sometimes document within our pages, but with Magic City Kitty, you guys write in and prove to us that your sexual appe ... More >>

City of Miami Unanimously Passes Domestic Partnership Ordinace

via Made Underground's FlickrToday, the City of Miami Commission took a tiny little step in the right direction towards equality by unanimously passing a Domestic Partnership Ordinance, 5-0. The new policy will only effect City employees by extending health care benefits to their same-sex ... More >>

Friday Food Funnies: Restaurants

I went to a fancy French restaurant called 'Deja Vu'. The headwaiter said, 'Don't I know you?' ~Rod SchmidtHave you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. ~UnknownA cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. ~Morey AmsterdamA gourmet res ... More >>

Still Shakin'

I went to a fancy French restaurant called 'Deja Vu'. The headwaiter said, 'Don't I know you?' ~Rod SchmidtHave you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. ~UnknownA cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. ~Morey AmsterdamA gourmet res ... More >>

The Vibrators, Possibly the World's Oldest Continuous Punk Band, Returns to Churchill's this Saturday, May 16

When the mainstream media and trendies of yore decided, in the late 1970s, that punk version 1.0 was over, the Vibrators never got the memo. Perhaps, in true spiky Brit fashion, they just ripped it up and spit on it. Either way, the London-based band boasts the unique distinction of existing conti ... More >>

Pollsters Are Down with Gay Marriage, Florida Is Down with Old People

Florida is behind the times when it comes to gay rights, (Remember Amendment 2? And that whole adoption thing?) But at least the rest of the country is catching on. Back in 2004, New York Times/CBS conducted a poll in which they asked people, "Do you support gay marriage?" Only 22 percent of respon ... More >>

Rekindle Lost Romance After Children

Florida is behind the times when it comes to gay rights, (Remember Amendment 2? And that whole adoption thing?) But at least the rest of the country is catching on. Back in 2004, New York Times/CBS conducted a poll in which they asked people, "Do you support gay marriage?" Only 22 percent of respon ... More >>

Famous Numbers Person Predicts Florida Could Have Gay Marriage by 2013

Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.com correctly predicted the outcome of the presidential election, and because of that, he can find the answer to everything with a few clicks of his calculator. Except for the Oscars; he sure got those wrong. Sorry, Mickey. Now Silver is trying to predict the years whe ... More >>

Kitty Coaches Phys. ED (Erectile Dysfunction)

The game plan: foreplay.

Kitty Says a Fool in Love Is Still a Fool

Dude, she's just not that into you.

Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down

Get entangled with Lochai’s exhibit at the World Erotic Art Museum.

Magic City Kitty - M.C. Quickie 04:32:58

Get entangled with Lochai’s exhibit at the World Erotic Art Museum.

Magic City Kitty - Bi-Guy For the Night!

Get entangled with Lochai’s exhibit at the World Erotic Art Museum.

Magic City Kitty -- Can One Blow Job Lead to Another?

Get entangled with Lochai’s exhibit at the World Erotic Art Museum.

Spank Rock pulled from Best Buy

Get entangled with Lochai’s exhibit at the World Erotic Art Museum.

It’s Half Past 69

Get entangled with Lochai’s exhibit at the World Erotic Art Museum.

Cyber Cupids

Get entangled with Lochai’s exhibit at the World Erotic Art Museum.

Sex On The Beach

Exxxpect the errrotic and exxxotic

Last Resort

Middle-age sex tourists fail to get their groove back

Open Your Heart

Middle-age sex tourists fail to get their groove back

Hard Days, Groovy Nights

Middle-age sex tourists fail to get their groove back

Pussy Galore

Middle-age sex tourists fail to get their groove back

Comfort Music

Leona Naess's voice puts the mind at ease

BEST LATIN CLUB

Señor Frogs

BEST SEX TOYS SHOP

Pink Pussycat Boutique

Dish

Tantric Flex

Best Proof That Losers Do Indeed Get Lucky Sometimes

Tantric Flex

The Sex Million Dollar Man

You shelled out a lot of money to women who complained about principal Michael Exelbert. And you didn't even know it.

Oral Cavities

You shelled out a lot of money to women who complained about principal Michael Exelbert. And you didn't even know it.

Film Is in the Details

You shelled out a lot of money to women who complained about principal Michael Exelbert. And you didn't even know it.

Smooch

You shelled out a lot of money to women who complained about principal Michael Exelbert. And you didn't even know it.

Sham Fatale

Body of Evidence offers a peculiar variation on a very old sexual formula

Letters

Body of Evidence offers a peculiar variation on a very old sexual formula