It is probably for the best that respected newspapers such as USA Today (at this point respected not because of journalistic integrity but because it's not on the total brink of bankruptcy and collapse) don't yet allow their journalists to inject snark into stories, but sometimes you can tell they want to so, so much. So here is the joke that Clay Carey so wanted to make with his story "Obama to Join Literary Characters in Florida":See, Obama is being honored with a street named after him in
