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Portland Trail Blazers

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2014

    Chris Bosh Celebrates His Birthday With Naked Ladies, Massive Game-Saving Block

    Big bleepin' happy birthday, Chris Bosh. In case you're wondering how the most interesting man in the NBA celebrated turning 30, it started with a circus-themed party at downtown burlesque club E11even full of naked ladies, cigars and raining money, and then continued on on Sunday with a game-saving ... More >>

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    March 20, 2014
  • News

    July 4, 2013

    Minor League Baseball: A Journey

    Cheap beer, affordable tickets, swanky surroundings — what's not to like about minor and independent league baseball parks?

  • Blogs

    February 13, 2013

    Heat Pull Away With Late Run, Win Sixth Straight 117-104 Over Blazers

    Down 102-101 with four minutes left, with danger knocking at the door of the Heat's five-game winning streak, the Miami Heat collectively reminded everyone -- they are the ones that knock. Miami bested the Blazers 117-104 Tuesday night, once again led by LeBron James and his 30 points, six rebounds, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2012

    Heat Beat Knicks and Jeremy Lin, Render Linsanity Utterly Linpotent

    ​For the past month or so, we've all had Jeremy Lin spewed on our faces, whether we wanted it or not. Turn on your TV: LIN! Tune into your favorite radio station: LIN! Log on to twitter: LIN! The Republican debates: LIN! Jump in the shower: LIN! Your morning cereal toy prize: LIN!And then Lin and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 27, 2011

    Wade, James and Bosh to Host Charity All-Star Game at FIU

    Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh haven't played together since the last game of the NBA Finals, and with the lockout in full effect we weren't sure when it would happen again. That's about to change. The trio is expected to announce plan for a charity All-Star game at FIU on Octobe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2011

    Four Facts To Help You Fake Your Way Through an NBA Finals Conversation

    Wikimedia Commons user steenslagA clown cries after getting mocked for asking what time the Celtics game was on.​The Heat are down 3-2. Dwyane Wade has a busted hip. LeBron James had a triple-double and still, somehow, looked horrible. It was a bad night.But it doesn't have to be a bad day, too. C ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 9, 2011

    Miami Heat's Ineptitude in the Clutch, As Set to Souljah Boy

    ​The good news is, since their infamous crying episode over the weekend, we finally have found a nickname for the revamped Miami Heat. The bad news is we're starting to wonder whether these John Boehner Boys will ever win a game again.

  • Calendar

    January 13, 2011
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    July 21, 2010

    Miami Heat Lands the Prized Free Agent of 1996

    ​Even after 14 long years, Pat Riley is a man who gets what he wants. Why? Because he's Pat Frickin' Riley, that's why. The Miami Heat signed free agent forward Juwan Howard yesterday to the veteran's minimum of $1.4 million. Back in 1996, and with much fanfare, Howard signed a $101 million deal ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 24, 2009
  • Blogs

    December 21, 2009

    News Roundup: It Dropped Below 50 Degrees, Emergency!

    The Coast Guard called off the search for two boaters who went missing of the coast. [NBCMiami]It got really really cold yesterday, how cold was it? Apparently cold enough to warrant this long article. [Herald]Kool & the Gang performed in Cuba on Saturday. Our apologies to th ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 17, 2009
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    December 2, 2009

    News Roundup: Hotel Bookings on the Rise; Heat Beat Blazers

    Miami hotels may be seeing an increase in booking this winter, but with discounted rates it may not help them turn a profit. [Herald]Lincoln Diaz-Balart received an award from the Ukraine. [Herald]Here's an explanation of all those fancy designer stores (Gucci, Louboutin, etc.) that have popped up t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2009

    Top Five Dream Miami Heat Lineups for 2010

    Photo by Keith Allison, via Flickr​Running off the pure optimism of Wednesday night's opening beat-down of the New York Knicks, I present to you the top five Miami Heat starting lineups for the 2010-2011 season.As most fans know, the Heat will have perhaps the best cap space situation in the leag ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 15, 2009

    Bring Lamar Odom Back to Miami

    WikicommonsReports this morning say L.A. Lakers owner Jerry Buss has withdrawn his offer to NBA forward Lamar Odom after Odom's agent didn't contact Buss with an answer. The offer was for four years/$36 million or three years/$30 million. Apparently, Odom is holding out for a five-year/$50 million d ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 17, 2008

    Standing Pat

    Can Riley’s statements take the Heat?

  • Home Entertainment

    March 16, 2006

    Hoop Dreams Come True

    New DVD releases for the week of March 14, 2006

  • News

    December 1, 2005

    Unofficially Worthy

    Basel is the original fair, but that means NADA to this crowd

  • Calendar

    July 14, 2005
  • Music

    May 26, 2005
  • News

    February 10, 2005

    The Bitch

    Junkie

  • News

    March 5, 1998

    Dream Team

    For years Miami Senior High School has fielded one of the best basketball teams in the nation. But getting into the record books has meant tossing out the rule books.

  • News

    March 20, 1991
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