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Lane Rees, Florida Republican Committeeman, Arrested on Child Porn Charges

Lane Rees is a current Republican state committeeman, a former Walton County commissioner, the 2011 Walton County man of the year, a Jeb Bush appointee and a former board chair for the Foundation for Evangelism. He's also now a suspected child pornographer. Rees, who is 61, was arrested yesterd ... More >>

Ron Jeremy, King of...Rum, Hospitalized After Aneurysm Surgery

Ron Jeremy, star of over 2,000 adult films and the man behind Ron de Jeremy, Ron Rolling papers, and anything else he could put his....ummm...face on and make a buck, is resting after aneurysm surgery.The actor/entrepreneur/personality drove himself to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles earl ... More >>

Miley Cyrus's Dubstep Sex Tape: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

Two years ago, if you told us cute little Hannah Montana would chop off all her hair and make a sexually explicit song with dubstep producer and porn star enthusiast Borgore, we would have LOL-ed in your face. But not only has Miley Cyrus and Mr. Gore recorded a song about getting mad pussy, they r ... More >>

Liquor, Money, and Porn Flicks: Stuff Adults Want When Trick-Or-Treating On Halloween

Being a grown up is rough. You're held accountable for everything, you have these awful things called "responsibilities," and everyone wants you to give them money -- all the time. It ain't easy. That being said, it's important to satisfy your inner child this time of year. Get dressed up, take t ... More >>

Mystikal Contemplating XXX Career, Might F#$% Wit Porn Star Pinky for Free

It's been more than a decade since Mystikal had a hit, but he can still hit it from the back. At least, that's what porn star Pinky said when she heard the out-of-jail rapper would choose her to take his XXX virginity. Basically, if Mystikal can't make another hit record soon, he's going to whip i ... More >>

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Moving Into $10-Million Miami Mansion!?

Get ready, everyone. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are house-hunting for $10-million Miami mansions. The fashionable, ego-centric couple was spotted wandering the MIA's rainy streets yesterday, stopping to check out lots of properties, and grabbing each other's delicious butt cheeks. Oh, to be ri ... More >>

Chad Johnson Says He'll Do Porn If He's Cut From the Dolphins

Chad Ochocinco Johnson promised he'd go back to his old loudmouthed, impulsive ways when he became a Dolphin, and he's keeping that promise.Johnson says that if he doesn't make the Dolphins' final squad, he'll consider a career in porn.Oh, and he also said he's been hanging out with Kiss frontm ... More >>

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Sarah Palin's Porn Doppelganger Will Be in Tampa for Republican National Convention

All of Tampa is preparing for the Republican National Convention in late August, but no industry seems as excited for the conservative conference as the Tampa Bay area's strip clubs. Several titty bars are undergoing renovations and trying to outdo themselves to lure GOP fat cats' fat wallets, but o ... More >>

Florida's Bestiality Law Doesn't Forbid Oral Sex

After years of sex with animals being technically legal in Florida, the legislature finally passed an anti-bestiality law last year. Eric Antunes looked like he'd be one of the first people prosecuted under the new law when police discovered pictures of him engaged in sex acts with his gir ... More >>

Orlando is America's Smuttiest City; Miami Only 12th

Miami may be a leader in producing web porn, but when it comes to watching porno we don't even come -- ahem -- close to some of Florida's other big metro areas, apparently. Men's Health ranked America's biggest porn consuming capitals, and Miami only came in twelfth. Orlando, meanwhile, is apparentl ... More >>

Florida Man Arrested for Child Porn and Sex With His Girlfriend's Dog UPDATE

Usually perverts like to keep their kinks to one genre or another, but apparently Eric Antunes's twisted sexual appetite wasn't fulfilled by just one form of deviance. Police busted Antunes, a Clearwater resident, after getting a tip he had child pornography, but then also discovered he'd been cheat ... More >>

Paula Deen Sued for Sexual Harassment at One of Her Restaurants

​The undisputed queen of southern cooking, Paula Deen, is entangled in one big, 'ole legal mess. Deen, her empire, and her brother, are all being sued for sexual harassment amid charges of sexism and racism.This comes not long after the controversy surrounding her recent "coming out" as diabetic a ... More >>

Lavont Flanders, ex-cop rapist, struck again after prosecutors let him free

Miami Man Thinks Uploading a Sex Tape of a 14-Year-Old to Facebook is a Good Idea, Promptly Gets Arrested

​When trying to get revenge on someone, it's best that your plan doesn't end up getting you arrested for child pornography charges.Take Rashad Hannibal Jackson for example. He wanted to get back at an ex for "disrespecting" him, so he decided to upload a tape he had secretly made while the two wer ... More >>

Party With Porn Stars on New Year's Eve 2012: Abella Anderson, Alexis Texas, and Daisy Marie

​What's the best kind of New Year's Eve porn party? Well, you could always strip naked at your laptop and host a smutty celebration for one by counting down to midnight and popping a nice bottle of spumante as a powdered pair of hairless balls drop on some poor 20-something's pretty face. Or .. ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's next husband: Justin Bieber?

Model Files Suit Against BlackPlanet.com, Men Who Allegedly Drugged and Raped Her

​This past August, Emerson Callum and Lavont Flanders Jr., a former Miami Beach police officer, were arrested for allegedly luring women to a warehouse under the pretense they were setting up modeling auditions. They then drugged the women, police said, and Callum would rape them while Flanders vi ... More >>

Tupac's Sex Tape Features Unreleased Track Worth $1 Million

​From the day TMZ revealed the existence of an amateur sex tape featuring West Coast gangsta rap martyr Tupac Shakur getting, ahem, polished in public, Crossfade has been obsessed with unmasking the pornographic video's anonymous owner. We have a list of prime smutspects. And evidently, so does M ... More >>

Emerson Callum and Lavont Flanders Arrested for Drugging Women and Selling Videos of Rapes

​Two Miami Gardens men, Emerson Callum and Lavont Flanders Jr., have been arrested for drugging woman, engaging in forced sex acts with them, videotaping the acts, and then selling the videos. Both were similarly charged in 2007, but those claims were dropped just weeks ago.

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Moniker Privacy Services, Company Broadcasting Bieyanka Moore's Movie, Has Been Sued In Past For Child Porn

Jeff Kupietzky​According to a lawsuit recently filed by a girl's mother, last year RealityKings.com uploaded a hardcore porn featuring her 15-year-old runaway daughter, who used the stage name Bieyanka Moore. Though Reality Kings has claimed it removed the offending video "immediately" after being ... More >>

Bieyanka Moore's "Underage" Porn Co-Starred a Gentleman Named Commando, May Have Been Shot in Kimbo Slice's House

Zuma Wire West/Newscom​The hardcore porn starring Bieyanka Moore-- who was actually a 15-year-old runaway, according to a lawsuit filed by her mother-- was distributed by RK Netmedia, owner of RealityKings.com. But according to the mother's attorney, Mark A. Glasssman, it was produced by LLL Adver ... More >>

Bieyanka Moore: Who's the Male Porn Star Who Possibly Had Filmed Sex With a 15-Year-Old?

​The man pictured here had on-camera sex with a girl who, as it turns out, might have been 15 years old. Video of their copulation was then broadcasted on the Internet. Oops. As we reported Monday, a Florida mother is suing RK Netmedia, owner of RealityKings.com, claiming her underage runaway dau ... More >>

Bieyanka Moore, Reality Kings' 15-Year-Old Porn Star?

Right: photo from Bieyanka Moore's Myspace; Left: C.S.'s missing child photo.​In January 2010, a 15-year-old girl from Palm Beach Shores -- though her name has already been broadcasted on the internet, we'll call her C.S. -- ran away from home. Eight months later, porn site Reality Kings, owned ... More >>

Rhonda Lee Quaresma, Female Bodybuilding Champ, Busted for Prostitution in Florida

​The life of a female body building champion is full of extremes. When they're on stage with their muscles bulging, posing suit sparkling, and audience captivated, they must feel they're invincible. That they can crush any of life's problems with their rippling muscles as easily as they could sure ... More >>

Pornography Posted on Walls of South Beach Elementary School Causes Stir

​Students at South Pointe Elementary School in South Beach today were almost greeted by some pretty inappropriate hardcore pornography this morning. Several XXX photos were found placed inside display cases on the first and second floor of the school, and officials had to re-route students so they ... More >>

Charlie Sheen's Porn Star "Victim" is a Miami Girl

​The combined out-of-control forces of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton really don't even come close to the sheer disaster that is Charlie Sheen's life. In just his latest episode, the Two and a Half Men star went on an alleged alcohol and cocaine fueled naked rampage in which h ... More >>

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Former County Employee Arrested for Child Porn

​In today's roundup of the sins of South Florida: A former county employee faces 20 charges of child pornography, a man is killed after a fight at a South Beach club, a veteran security guard is mysteriously found dead behind a dollar store in Southwest Dade, two men are arrested for a fire exting ... More >>

Video: Exxxotica's Porn Stars Tell Jokes

At the Exxxotica Expo over the weekend, there were swings, poles, numerous sex toys and even more porn stars. And while some of these stars had stories to tell, others had jokes. In this video, several of them were asked to tell their favorites. Some delivered and others -- might not have understood ... More >>

Floridians Naming Their Little Boys After Porn Stars, Britney Spears Offspring

The original Jayden​The Social Security Administration released their list of the most popular babies names in 2009 by state. The most popular boys name in Florida? Jayden.Which is a name we usually associate with porn stars (either busty bimbos or twinky gay porn bottoms). Seriously, take off you ... More >>

Rumors: Golden Girls-Inspired Porno in the Works

Wardell Brown​The cover of our print edition this week features a painting of Betty White in a cleavage-heavy fetish uniform. It comes courtesy of the World Erotic Art Museum's "Golden Gals Gone Wild" exhibit, but the rumors of a Golden Girls hard-core porn spoof even has us reeling.&nb ... More >>

Fuck WMC: Top 10 Reasons Techno Sucks

via http://www.i-mockery.com/antirave/idiots.phpCaution: shitty music ahead.​All I listen to is country music. I drive a truck with a shotgun rack and a confederate flag and I don't believe in ipods and I drink and drive cause it's fun, but I think all those grass smoking, cocaine snorting, ecstas ... More >>

Will The Who's Pete Townsend Have to Stay Under The Bridge After Super Bowl?

,​The Who, who we're told used to be a relevant rock band but is now mostly known as the CSI theme song band, will be playing the Super Bowl halftime show. That keeps with the NFL's recent history of letting boring ol' white guy bands your dad likes play the big halftime, but a South Florida grou ... More >>

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Over the Weekend: Nine Inch Nails, Exxxotica and Aqua Girl

If you stayed home this weekend, it was either because the unbearable heat kept you indoors or because you actually tried to behave yourself on Mother's Day. Skin and sin was aplenty this weekend (er, well more than normal), so here is what you missed:Nine Inch Nails and Jane's Addiction at Cruzan A ... More >>

A Stadiums Worth of Landshark Lager Would Not Numb The Pain Caused By Father Cutié

Shocking horrible news this week that is tearing apart Miami at it's very seems: a grown man touched a lady once, and it was photographed! The horror! Not just any man of course, but a celebrity priest. First, a Mexican tabloid released photos of Father Cutié frolicking on a beach with a lady. With ... More >>

Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami

Does reality television even try anymore? Sorry we had to get Perez Hilton on this photo, just couldn't find a picture of just these two we could use. Let's see. Kim Kardashian got famous for being Paris Hilton's temporary Nicole Richie replacement, and then for her gross sex tape with Brandy's litt ... More >>

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