Phillip Merling

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    November 5, 2013

    Jeff Ireland Should Resign Immediately

    Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland's sports legacy will always be that of the guy who asked a prospective player if his mom was a whore, and there's no evidence to suggest it will ever be anything more than that. The current Dolphins mess centering on race-baiting potato Richie Incognito, just th ... More >>

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    August 23, 2012
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    August 21, 2012

    Chad Johnson's Dismissal Shows The Dolphins Are Football's Most Hypocritical Team

    Uncle Luke,the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke criticizes Joe Philbin for letting go of Chad Johnson.The Miami Dolphins are the most hypocritical football organization to ever b ... More >>

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    November 17, 2010

    Dolphins' Phillip Merling No Longer Faces Charges for Allegedly Hitting his Pregnant Girlfriend

    If the Dolphins' Phillip Merling did violently assault his pregnant fiancée it seems he won't be facing any formal consequences for it. The Broward State Attorney's office has announced that they're dropping all charges after the victim in the case refused to continue cooperatin ... More >>

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    October 21, 2010

    Dolphins Lose First-Round Pick Odrick for the Season

    ​The Miami Dolphins have lost the services of rookie defensive end Jared Odrick for the season after he suffered a broken leg during practice on Wednesday. This is the second time Odrick breaks his leg this year. He suffered a hairline fracture during the first game of the season. He also broke th ... More >>

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    August 3, 2010

    Dolphins Rookie A.J. Edds Blows Out Knee

    ​Things had been running pretty smoothly for the Miami Dolphins since training camp began last Friday. Chad Henne is looking sharp, Will Allen is looking fluid, and newly acquired Pro Bowl wide receiver Brandon Marshall is downright blowing shit up. But all the good times and double rainbows came ... More >>

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    July 23, 2010

    Dolphins Defensive Lineman Phillip Merling Is Out for the Season

    ​Miami Dolphins defensive end Phillip Merling's off-season of misfortunes has gone from bad to worse. Merling was arrested in May for punching his pregnant girlfriend, and just this week he was formally charged with felony battery for the incident. Now comes news that Merling suffered an ... More >>

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    June 2, 2010

    Toddler Found With Burns, Teenage Mom Suspected of Abuse

    A two-year-old boy was found with second and third degree bodies on his neck and torso. Now police suspect child abuse.Police received an anonymous call to check on his well-being early this morning, and went to the home of his 17-year-old mother. The mother and her boyfriend said that the child was ... More >>

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    June 2, 2010

    Columnist Says Dolphins Full of "Thugs and Hoodlums"

    ​The Miami Dolphins seem hypocritically concerned with whether prospective player's mothers were ever prostitutes, but seem to not be too concerned that one of their current players stands accused of brutally hitting his pregnant girlfriend. This has lead one Fox Sports columnist to label the Fins ... More >>

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    May 28, 2010

    Morons of the Week: Terrible Parents, the Pervy Billionaire, and Rick Rosses

    From blood-stained guajiros to litigious ex-convicts to shameful rappers to slithering billionaires, this week proved that moronic behavior knows no boundaries of class or race. In South Florida, pea-sized brains can be found in all sorts of heads. ​5. Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, who forgot to ... More >>

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    May 28, 2010

    Dolphins' Phillip Merling Received Special Treatment From Broward Sheriff's Office

    ​One day after Phillip Merling's arrest for allegedly punching a pregnant woman, the Broward Sheriff's Office is investigating why the Dolphins' defensive end received special treatment during his release from jail.Merling posted $15,000 bail yesterday, but instead of going through stand ... More >>

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    May 27, 2010

    Dolphins' Phillip Merling Arrested for Allegedly Hitting Pregnant Woman

    ​Defensive end Phillip Merling is sitting in Broward County Jail this morning, charged with aggravated battery on a woman. What's worse is the woman he's accused of attacking was pregnant, and records show Merling either was aware or should have been aware of the pregnancy.The 25-year-old was arre ... More >>

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    August 11, 2008

    Dolphins’ New Beginning Starts Off With Old Familiar Ways

    Okay, so the Dolphins lost their pre-season opener 17-6. But winning or losing is not necessarily the objective of pre-season. It’s all about evaluation. And it’s about football season finally being here, dammit! Dolphins fans had been waiting since December to get the rather objectionable taste ... More >>

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    April 29, 2008

    Your Obligatory Dolphins Draft Grade

    It seems that the Dolphins scored a pretty nice draft grade across the board from various experts yesterday. For example, the Star-Telegram called the Chiefs and the Dolphins the biggest winners of the draft and awarded them each the highest grades of all the NFL teams. And CBS Sports gave the Fins ... More >>