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Perez Hilton

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    September 30, 2013

    Score's Ten Most Memorable Moments

    For the past decade and a half, a cluster of A-list celebrities, including Lady Gaga, Gloria Estefan, LMFAO, and other stars of the ilk, super models, and all 'round glamorous people have walked past the velvet ropes and black doors of Score. While the hot spot will be throwing its last hurrah on ... More >>

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    July 11, 2013
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    November 6, 2012

    Soulja Boy Posts Explicit Dick Pic! Top Five Ways to "Crank That"

    Yes, Soulja Boy showed off his pretty-boy bone on Tumblr. But, uh, it was an "accident." The platinum-selling, dance-craze-starting, go-dumb rapper posted a picture of his swaggy weiner the other day, and Perez Hilton snagged an NSFW version before it was deleted. Because we know you're as pervers ... More >>

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    October 24, 2012

    Jessica Simpson's Dad Is Gay, Divorcing Mama Simpson

    Jessica Simpson has really been put through the pop culture wringer. She built a career around her supposed-to-be fairy tale marriage to 98 Degrees crooner Nick Lachey. And then they got divorced. Ever since, Jessica hasn't been able to escape the merciless crosshairs of every tabloid Gollum with ... More >>

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    June 27, 2012

    Who'd Win the Drake vs. Chris Brown $2-Million Pay-Per-View Celebrity Boxing Match?

    Forget the Bluth family banana stand, there's always money in the boxing ring. Manny Pacquiao raked in a $26 million purse plus a heavy share of the pay-per-view profits in his loss against Timothy Bradley earlier this month, and Floyd "Money" Mayweather banked at least $32 million when he fought ... More >>

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    December 27, 2011

    Lil Wayne and DJ Khaled Better Give Back In 2012 or Answer to Mayor Luke

    Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell looks back on the Year of the Booty Man.I had an exciting, productive 2011. I set goals for myself and accomplished quit ... More >>

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    September 13, 2011

    Perez Hilton's New Site About Children May Actually Be Written By Children

    ​Miami-native turned internet scourge Perez Hilton will be back in town this weekend while hosting two different events to promote his new children's book. Apparently there are still people out there who want to meet Perez Hilton?Anyway, the Belen Jesuit grad also unleashed his latest website to t ... More >>

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    August 18, 2011

    Felix da Housecat Meow Mix in Preparation of Party Time at LIV

    Chtfn​Felix Da Housecat is prancing back to South Beach, readying his paws for a party attack at glossy superclub LIV. A member of the electro elite, he first made a name for himself on the mid '80s Chicago dance scene. Over the past decade, the DJ-producer has worked closely with Miss Kittin, J ... More >>

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    August 1, 2011

    First Annual Chambord Vodka Weekend Kicks Off This Friday

    via Flickr Stuart WebsterYou too could be sipping on a French martini this weekend.​The first annual Chambord Vodka Weekend kicks off this Friday for three days of fine dining and cocktail parties, as well as a few risqué events involving gay go-go clubs and rooftop pool parties.YouTube breakout ... More >>

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    June 23, 2011

    Britney Spears' Tickets Half Off? Four Things That Would Make It Worth Full Price

    via Xwomanizerx​Recently, Perez Hilton reported that tickets for Britney Spears' Femme Fatale tour are selling for half off. Apparently, the original prices were extremely expensive, in the range of $96 to $346.50, before fees. But her boyfriend Jason Trawick is selling tickets on his site at a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 9, 2011

    Enrique Iglesias Gonna $#*% You at Hard Rock Live Tomorrow Night

    ​No offense to Perez Hilton, a dyed-in-the-wool Miami boy who's done very well for himself ... But the word hot should be spelled H-O-T, without exception. Almost. We'll give the internet coinage a hall pass just this once, because the video for Enrique Iglesias' controversial latest hit single ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2011

    LeBron James, Gerald Posner, and Rick Sanchez Make List of "50 Most Deplorable Americans"

    via The Buffalo Beast​Every year we here at the Miami New Times humbly offer our Dirty Dozen of the worst locals of the year. Ever year, Buffalo's own alt weekly, The Beast, takes the concept a bit farther with the 50 most deplorable Americans of the year. Their edition this year, though, is rife ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 19, 2010

    Ricky Martin Announces Release of His Memoir, November 2

    ​Miami's most famous Puerto Rican resident (and one of the most famous Puerto Ricans in the world) is poised to make a foray from the entertainment world into the literary realm. It seems that pop phenom Ricky Martin has decided to put to paper his life experiences.Publisher Celebra, an imprint of ... More >>

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    July 8, 2010

    LeBron Books W South Beach for Party, Says Tabloid

    ​The surest way to know that the LeBron James sweepstakes has gone way past sports interest into a full-blown pop culture phenomenon: Us Weekly, which usually writes about the state of Brangelina, is claiming an exclusive. The tabloid claims James has rented out six cabanas at the W ... More >>

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    May 19, 2010

    You Oughta Know: Boca Rapper MC Souleye Reportedly Having Baby with Alanis Morissette

    ​I tried to think of snarky lyrical references with which to pepper this blog. After all, irony and perversion (blowjobs in theaters, hands in pockets) could all work their way into a blog about '90s alternative-rock chanteuse Alanis Morissette carrying a bun in the oven, according to Perez H ... More >>

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    April 27, 2010

    Sofía Vergara, Ricky Martin, and, uh, Perez Hilton Make Los 50 Más Bellos List

    ​People en Español has unleashed their annual Los 50 Más Bellos list, and for the most part is it chock full of unrestrained Latin sexiness. On the ladies' side you got Sofia Vergara, Daisy Fuentes, Paulina Rubio, Telemundo anchor Carmen Dominicci and Thalía. On the guys' side you've got newly ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 17, 2010

    Perez Hilton Might Have Broken Obscenity Laws by Posting Midget Porn

    ​Apparently at Belen Jesuit, they don't teach classes relating to the proper posting of porn on the Internet. Miami's "favorite" son, Perez Hilton, might have bent federal obscenity laws by posting midget porn on his popular website.See, Chuy, Chelsea Handler's sidekick on her E! talk sh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2009

    Video: Casual Sax & The Saxual Revolution "24's & More"

    If you haven't heard of Casual Sax & The Saxual Revolution, you've probably been in some kind of soap operatic coma for the last few years. Induce and Sven Barth compromise the duo that found viral success after Perez Hilton featured their video for "Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)" on his ... More >>

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    August 24, 2009

    Fidel Castro Rubs His Continued Existence in Perez Hilton's Face

    ​As GossipCop reminds us, today is the two-year anniversary of Fidel Castro's death. Well, the two-year anniversary of when Perez Hilton declared him dead, by doodling the word dead over the dictator's wrinkled forehead, in his trademark MS Paint white. Of course, a new photo of the former le ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 15, 2009

    Perez Hilton is So Not a Gay Role Model

    Screw gay rights. Perez would like to advocate a national cupcake day. ​Bitchy celebrity blogger Perez Hilton made a name for himself drawing cocaine boogers on photos of movie stars. That, and spreading hateful -- ok, kind of hilarious --morsels of Hollywood gossip. So what the hell is he doi ... More >>

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    August 13, 2009

    Fashion Victim Launches Fashion Blog

    via #The 3XGPPerez Hilton, for better or worse the most successful blogger to come out of the Magic City, has launched a nicer, friendlier blog in the form of a fashion website. It's dubbed CocoPerez, in what I assume is the least creative tribute to Coco Chanel ever. M ... More >>

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    July 6, 2009

    Perez Hilton Wanted to Call Will.I.Am The N-Word, But Decided F-Word was More Appropriate

    Ah, the travesty of putting a celebrity profile to bed right before the subject implodes in scandal. You might recall Details scribe Jason Gay talked to Alex Rodriguez a mere 48 hours before news of his steroid use hit. A-Rod was smart enough to not be available for any follow-ups. Perez Hilton ... More >>

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    June 17, 2009

    Perez Hilton Expands His Media Empire

    via #The 3XGPMiami's most cringe-worthy, gossip-mongering native son is expanding his media empire. According to Media Post, Perez Hilton is launching a new site. Henry Copeland, whose company handles ad sales for PerezHilton.com, says the new site will be a classier affair, focusing on longer pi ... More >>

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    May 14, 2009
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    May 1, 2009

    Alcee Hastings' Defense of Hate Crime Legislation Isn't a Laughing Matter

    Let's have a big ol' laugh at a congressman saying "naughty" words on the House floor. That's what NBCMiami.com and the Sun-Sentinel did. Hahaha... ha. NBC even called it "worthy of late-night talk show television."In Fort Lauderale Rep. Alcee Hastings' comments, he listed a number of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2009

    Dear License Plate Jesus, Take Away This Swine Flu and Give Us Back Our Bea Arthur

    What a roller coaster this swine flu, excuse me, H1N1 is: First someone jumped the gun on reporting the first case in Florida, a lady traveled through Miami carrying the virus, then 20 suspected cases in Miami-Dade were sent for testing. None of those came back positive, but two others in Florida di ... More >>

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    April 29, 2009

    Elaine Lancaster to Perez Hilton: "Leave Miss California Alone!"

    Queen fight! Attention, everyone, Queen fight! No, seriously: It's South Beach's reigning queen versus the self-proclaimed "Queen of All Media" fighting over a beauty queen. Miami's premier drag queen and local paragon of sophistication and elegance, Elaine Lancaster, took to Steve Rothaus's  ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2009

    Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami

    Does reality television even try anymore? Sorry we had to get Perez Hilton on this photo, just couldn't find a picture of just these two we could use. Let's see. Kim Kardashian got famous for being Paris Hilton's temporary Nicole Richie replacement, and then for her gross sex tape with Brandy's litt ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2009

    City of Miami Announces Smart Grid

    via MidwaySoon you will be able to control your energy use too, but in a way less cool way. It's probably the Miami Herald's duty to be covering this boring, but potentially substantial breaking news. But apparently they're too busy smoking it up in honor of Pulitzer Day! So now I have to trudge thr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2009

    Local Blog Destructoid Valued at $2.5 Million

    Gold-plated robot?Yesterday, 24/7 Wall Street released its list of the 25 Most Valuable Blogs, and local gaming blog Destructoid came in at number 16 with a value of $2.5 million (full disclosure: Prior to working at New Times, I was a blogger/editor for Miami Nights, which is owned by Destructoid' ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2009

    N.O.R.E. Revels in His New Fatburger Arrest Fame, Feuds with Perez Hilton

    Miami Beach Police DeptN.O.R.E.'s MugN.O.R.E.'s arrest at a Fatburger on South Beach last weekend has brought him more attention than any of his songs in the past few years, and the rapper is taking full advantage of it. First, he's got a few things to clear up. N.O.R.E. is not the most eloquen ... More >>

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    February 12, 2009

    Je Suis Delusional

    But you’ll be in good company at Romance in a Can

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    February 11, 2009

    New Website Discovers the Cure For Obesity

    meadowlandsparkinglotThe Jabaconageburger with cheese, a cheeseburger topped with sausage and bacon and sandwiched between two Jamaican beef patties. Urg. Food porn is all the rage these days. There are entire sites devoted to the obscene pleasures of voyeuristic foodie-ism, and they're growing in n ... More >>

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    February 5, 2009

    Je Suis Delusional

    But you’ll be in good company at Romance in a Can

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    January 14, 2009

    News Roundup

    Fidel Castro is reportedly on his deathbed, and these reports are more sound than the one Perez Hilton posted last year. [Herald]Some thieves drove to the Village of Merrick Park, smashed their car into the Gucci store window, grabbed everything in sight, and took off. Police are on the lookout for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2008

    Video: Casual Sax's "Whorer Core"

    About a year ago, local DJ Induce and his West Coast buddy Sven Barth, under the name Casual Sax, made a funny little song called "Baby, I'm Black," which was an ode to being blessed in the genital region. Well after Perez Hilton posted it up on his site it became part of viral video history thanks ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2008

    Year in Review: Best Covers of 2008

    Masochistic Jesus Christ, fetish performers, Curious George, Perez Hilton and a carefully disguised Che Guevara. What do they all have in common? They all graced the New Times' cover this year. Click here to view the Best Covers of 2008 as chosen by us, the New Times staff.-- Jose D. Duran

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    October 15, 2008
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    July 31, 2008

    Who Is ... Dustin Diamond?

    Feed your mind at the Just the Funny Pop Culture Improv Challenge.

  • Music

    May 1, 2008

    Signed, Sealed, Delivered

    The Postmarks reach the UK.

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    April 29, 2008
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    April 4, 2008
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    March 27, 2008

    Perez Hilton Picks a Fight

    Haters and lawsuits threaten Miami's infamous celebrity gossip export.

  • Music

    March 6, 2008

    The Kingston Kid

    Our own Sean Kingston just might be the hottest 17-year-old on Earth.

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    December 17, 2007
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    July 5, 2007

    Afternoon Delight

    Maroon 5 kicks out the jams before tea time

  • News

    August 3, 2006

    Hater Blockers

    Perez Hilton has the last laugh; trendoids love art and couture

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