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Year in Review: Best Covers of 2008

Masochistic Jesus Christ, fetish performers, Curious George, Perez Hilton and a carefully disguised Che Guevara. What do they all have in common? They all graced the New Times' cover this year. Click here to view the Best Covers of 2008 as chosen by us, the New Times staff.-- Jose D. Duran

Video: Casual Sax's "Whorer Core"

About a year ago, local DJ Induce and his West Coast buddy Sven Barth, under the name Casual Sax, made a funny little song called "Baby, I'm Black," which was an ode to being blessed in the genital region. Well after Perez Hilton posted it up on his site it became part of viral video history thanks ... More >>

News Roundup

Fidel Castro is reportedly on his deathbed, and these reports are more sound than the one Perez Hilton posted last year. [Herald]Some thieves drove to the Village of Merrick Park, smashed their car into the Gucci store window, grabbed everything in sight, and took off. Police are on the lookout for ... More >>

New Website Discovers the Cure For Obesity

meadowlandsparkinglotThe Jabaconageburger with cheese, a cheeseburger topped with sausage and bacon and sandwiched between two Jamaican beef patties. Urg. Food porn is all the rage these days. There are entire sites devoted to the obscene pleasures of voyeuristic foodie-ism, and they're growing in n ... More >>

Local Blog Destructoid Valued at $2.5 Million

Gold-plated robot?Yesterday, 24/7 Wall Street released its list of the 25 Most Valuable Blogs, and local gaming blog Destructoid came in at number 16 with a value of $2.5 million (full disclosure: Prior to working at New Times, I was a blogger/editor for Miami Nights, which is owned by Destructoid' ... More >>

N.O.R.E. Revels in His New Fatburger Arrest Fame, Feuds with Perez Hilton

Miami Beach Police DeptN.O.R.E.'s MugN.O.R.E.'s arrest at a Fatburger on South Beach last weekend has brought him more attention than any of his songs in the past few years, and the rapper is taking full advantage of it. First, he's got a few things to clear up. N.O.R.E. is not the most eloquen ... More >>

Lady Gaga Brings Pop to Revolution

She idolizes Warhol, but her pop nostalgia is far from factory-made.

Je Suis Delusional

But you’ll be in good company at Romance in a Can

Je Suis Delusional

But you’ll be in good company at Romance in a Can

Who Is ... Dustin Diamond?

Feed your mind at the Just the Funny Pop Culture Improv Challenge.

Signed, Sealed, Delivered

The Postmarks reach the UK.

Perez Hilton Picks a Fight

Haters and lawsuits threaten Miami's infamous celebrity gossip export.

The Kingston Kid

Our own Sean Kingston just might be the hottest 17-year-old on Earth.

Afternoon Delight

Maroon 5 kicks out the jams before tea time

Hater Blockers

Perez Hilton has the last laugh; trendoids love art and couture

Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami

Does reality television even try anymore? Sorry we had to get Perez Hilton on this photo, just couldn't find a picture of just these two we could use. Let's see. Kim Kardashian got famous for being Paris Hilton's temporary Nicole Richie replacement, and then for her gross sex tape with Brandy's litt ... More >>

City of Miami Announces Smart Grid

via MidwaySoon you will be able to control your energy use too, but in a way less cool way. It's probably the Miami Herald's duty to be covering this boring, but potentially substantial breaking news. But apparently they're too busy smoking it up in honor of Pulitzer Day! So now I have to trudge thr ... More >>

Elaine Lancaster to Perez Hilton: "Leave Miss California Alone!"

Queen fight! Attention, everyone, Queen fight! No, seriously: It's South Beach's reigning queen versus the self-proclaimed "Queen of All Media" fighting over a beauty queen. Miami's premier drag queen and local paragon of sophistication and elegance, Elaine Lancaster, took to Steve Rothaus's  ... More >>

Alcee Hastings' Defense of Hate Crime Legislation Isn't a Laughing Matter

Let's have a big ol' laugh at a congressman saying "naughty" words on the House floor. That's what NBCMiami.com and the Sun-Sentinel did. Hahaha... ha. NBC even called it "worthy of late-night talk show television."In Fort Lauderale Rep. Alcee Hastings' comments, he listed a number of ... More >>

Dear License Plate Jesus, Take Away This Swine Flu and Give Us Back Our Bea Arthur

What a roller coaster this swine flu, excuse me, H1N1 is: First someone jumped the gun on reporting the first case in Florida, a lady traveled through Miami carrying the virus, then 20 suspected cases in Miami-Dade were sent for testing. None of those came back positive, but two others in Florida di ... More >>

Old Film, New Wave

What a roller coaster this swine flu, excuse me, H1N1 is: First someone jumped the gun on reporting the first case in Florida, a lady traveled through Miami carrying the virus, then 20 suspected cases in Miami-Dade were sent for testing. None of those came back positive, but two others in Florida di ... More >>

Perez Hilton Expands His Media Empire

via #The 3XGPMiami's most cringe-worthy, gossip-mongering native son is expanding his media empire. According to Media Post, Perez Hilton is launching a new site. Henry Copeland, whose company handles ad sales for PerezHilton.com, says the new site will be a classier affair, focusing on longer pi ... More >>

Perez Hilton Wanted to Call Will.I.Am The N-Word, But Decided F-Word was More Appropriate

Ah, the travesty of putting a celebrity profile to bed right before the subject implodes in scandal. You might recall Details scribe Jason Gay talked to Alex Rodriguez a mere 48 hours before news of his steroid use hit. A-Rod was smart enough to not be available for any follow-ups. Perez Hilton ... More >>

Fashion Victim Launches Fashion Blog

via #The 3XGPPerez Hilton, for better or worse the most successful blogger to come out of the Magic City, has launched a nicer, friendlier blog in the form of a fashion website. It's dubbed CocoPerez, in what I assume is the least creative tribute to Coco Chanel ever. M ... More >>

Perez Hilton is So Not a Gay Role Model

Screw gay rights. Perez would like to advocate a national cupcake day. ​Bitchy celebrity blogger Perez Hilton made a name for himself drawing cocaine boogers on photos of movie stars. That, and spreading hateful -- ok, kind of hilarious --morsels of Hollywood gossip. So what the hell is he doi ... More >>

Fidel Castro Rubs His Continued Existence in Perez Hilton's Face

​As GossipCop reminds us, today is the two-year anniversary of Fidel Castro's death. Well, the two-year anniversary of when Perez Hilton declared him dead, by doodling the word dead over the dictator's wrinkled forehead, in his trademark MS Paint white. Of course, a new photo of the former le ... More >>

Video: Casual Sax & The Saxual Revolution "24's & More"

If you haven't heard of Casual Sax & The Saxual Revolution, you've probably been in some kind of soap operatic coma for the last few years. Induce and Sven Barth compromise the duo that found viral success after Perez Hilton featured their video for "Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)" on his ... More >>

Dennis Rodman: Tickety-Tack Tranny Hot-Mess Out-of-Control Super-Tranny from Transylvania

JipsyDennis Rodman: 1, 2, 4, 3. None of these bitches look better than me. (click to enlarge)​Last night's Pink Dress Collection fashion show at the Eden Roc was for a good cause -- the Susan G. Komen for the Cure -- so we're sure Dennis Rodman meant to look as ridiculous as possible to ... More >>

Perez Hilton Might Have Broken Obscenity Laws by Posting Midget Porn

​Apparently at Belen Jesuit, they don't teach classes relating to the proper posting of porn on the Internet. Miami's "favorite" son, Perez Hilton, might have bent federal obscenity laws by posting midget porn on his popular website.See, Chuy, Chelsea Handler's sidekick on her E! talk sh ... More >>

Miami Herald, Pulitzer Prize-Winning Newspaper, Now Trafficking in Sandra Bullock Nazi Sex Tape Rumors

​We certainly aren't above trafficking in celeb rumors, but we haven't won 20 Pulitzer prizes. In fact, when we do delve into pop culture hearsay we at least make sure it's relevant to the local community, and report it with a heavy tone of skepticism when applicable.The Miami Herald apparently do ... More >>

Sofía Vergara, Ricky Martin, and, uh, Perez Hilton Make Los 50 Más Bellos List

​People en Español has unleashed their annual Los 50 Más Bellos list, and for the most part is it chock full of unrestrained Latin sexiness. On the ladies' side you got Sofia Vergara, Daisy Fuentes, Paulina Rubio, Telemundo anchor Carmen Dominicci and Thalía. On the guys' side you've got newly ... More >>

You Oughta Know: Boca Rapper MC Souleye Reportedly Having Baby with Alanis Morissette

​I tried to think of snarky lyrical references with which to pepper this blog. After all, irony and perversion (blowjobs in theaters, hands in pockets) could all work their way into a blog about '90s alternative-rock chanteuse Alanis Morissette carrying a bun in the oven, according to Perez H ... More >>

LeBron Books W South Beach for Party, Says Tabloid

​The surest way to know that the LeBron James sweepstakes has gone way past sports interest into a full-blown pop culture phenomenon: Us Weekly, which usually writes about the state of Brangelina, is claiming an exclusive. The tabloid claims James has rented out six cabanas at the W ... More >>

Ricky Martin Announces Release of His Memoir, November 2

​Miami's most famous Puerto Rican resident (and one of the most famous Puerto Ricans in the world) is poised to make a foray from the entertainment world into the literary realm. It seems that pop phenom Ricky Martin has decided to put to paper his life experiences.Publisher Celebra, an imprint of ... More >>

LeBron James, Gerald Posner, and Rick Sanchez Make List of "50 Most Deplorable Americans"

via The Buffalo Beast​Every year we here at the Miami New Times humbly offer our Dirty Dozen of the worst locals of the year. Ever year, Buffalo's own alt weekly, The Beast, takes the concept a bit farther with the 50 most deplorable Americans of the year. Their edition this year, though, is rife ... More >>

Enrique Iglesias Gonna $#*% You at Hard Rock Live Tomorrow Night

​No offense to Perez Hilton, a dyed-in-the-wool Miami boy who's done very well for himself ... But the word hot should be spelled H-O-T, without exception. Almost. We'll give the internet coinage a hall pass just this once, because the video for Enrique Iglesias' controversial latest hit single ... More >>

Pitbull's "Give Me Everything," Directed by David Rousseau

A still from David Rousseau's video for "Give Me Everything."​Pitbull's T-Pain-featuring pop-club banger "Hey Baby (Drop it to the Floor)" continues to burn up the airwaves, playing on Power 96 approximately every third song, it seems. But while that track continues to linger in the top 100 ... More >>

Britney Spears' Tickets Half Off? Four Things That Would Make It Worth Full Price

via Xwomanizerx​Recently, Perez Hilton reported that tickets for Britney Spears' Femme Fatale tour are selling for half off. Apparently, the original prices were extremely expensive, in the range of $96 to $346.50, before fees. But her boyfriend Jason Trawick is selling tickets on his site at a ... More >>

First Annual Chambord Vodka Weekend Kicks Off This Friday

via Flickr Stuart WebsterYou too could be sipping on a French martini this weekend.​The first annual Chambord Vodka Weekend kicks off this Friday for three days of fine dining and cocktail parties, as well as a few risqué events involving gay go-go clubs and rooftop pool parties.YouTube breakout ... More >>

Identity Festival 2011: A Guide for Bros, Girls, Hip-Hoppers, Snobs, and Hipsters

​Dance music's gonna blow up! That's the kind of ecstatic chatter that's been endlessly parroted by pop commentators in 2011. However, this perception that electronic tuneage has been waiting idly on the sidelines just isn't true. Dance music crossed over a long time ago. In case you hadn't not ... More >>

Felix da Housecat Meow Mix in Preparation of Party Time at LIV

Chtfn​Felix Da Housecat is prancing back to South Beach, readying his paws for a party attack at glossy superclub LIV. A member of the electro elite, he first made a name for himself on the mid '80s Chicago dance scene. Over the past decade, the DJ-producer has worked closely with Miss Kittin, J ... More >>

Perez Hilton's New Site About Children May Actually Be Written By Children

​Miami-native turned internet scourge Perez Hilton will be back in town this weekend while hosting two different events to promote his new children's book. Apparently there are still people out there who want to meet Perez Hilton?Anyway, the Belen Jesuit grad also unleashed his latest website to t ... More >>

Lil Wayne and DJ Khaled Better Give Back In 2012 or Answer to Mayor Luke

Alex IzaguirreLuther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell looks back on the Year of the Booty Man.I had an exciting, productive 2011. I set goals for myself and acc ... More >>