Subject: Perez Hilton

• Last Night: Y100 Jingle Ball at Bank Atlantic Center

  December 17, 2007

• Raunchy Florida Rapper Riskay in Fort Lauderdale This Weekend

  April 4, 2008

• "Let Me Smell Yo Dick" Official Video

  April 29, 2008

• Is OJ Simpson a Pill Fiend or Just a Regular Ol' Miami Resident? Is There a Difference?

  October 15, 2008

• Perez Hilton & Matt Drudge: United in Hate for Nicole Kidman

  Miami-bred Perez Hilton and Miami-based Matt Drudge have an awful lot in common. Both have built mini-media empires around self-published web pages. Both, for better or worse, influence the coverage of mainstream media. Neither has made a convincing public case for their heterosexuality (not that it's any of our business, Matt). And now, both seem like they can't stand the sight of Nicole Kidman's shiny little face. Hilton's big story right now is the surprise Heidi and Spencer nuptials, and Dru

  November 25, 2008

• Year in Review: Best Covers of 2008

  Masochistic Jesus Christ, fetish performers, Curious George, Perez Hilton and a carefully disguised Che Guevara. What do they all have in common? They all graced the New Times' cover this year. Click here to view the Best Covers of 2008 as chosen by us, the New Times staff.-- Jose D. Duran

  December 29, 2008

• Video: Casual Sax's "Whorer Core"

  About a year ago, local DJ Induce and his West Coast buddy Sven Barth, under the name Casual Sax, made a funny little song called "Baby, I'm Black," which was an ode to being blessed in the genital region. Well after Perez Hilton posted it up on his site it became part of viral video history thanks to its disgusting sexual references and juvenile humor. But if you've been waiting for a follow-up, you'll be please to know that Casual Sax has returned with "Whorer Core," which is sort of their hum

  December 30, 2008

• News Roundup

  Fidel Castro is reportedly on his deathbed, and these reports are more sound than the one Perez Hilton posted last year. [Herald]Some thieves drove to the Village of Merrick Park, smashed their car into the Gucci store window, grabbed everything in sight, and took off. Police are on the lookout for four men who love Gucci and like to back their rear end into things. [CBS4]Two mothers have decided to stage hunger strikes over the proposed education cuts. [CBS4]Fins Assistant Coach Todd Bowles m

  January 14, 2009

• New Website Discovers the Cure For Obesity

  meadowlandsparkinglotThe Jabaconageburger with cheese, a cheeseburger topped with sausage and bacon and sandwiched between two Jamaican beef patties. Urg. Food porn is all the rage these days. There are entire sites devoted to the obscene pleasures of voyeuristic foodie-ism, and they're growing in number each day. Just this week, food writer and chef Anthony Bourdain explored the subject on a special episode of his Travel Channel series No Reservations, complete with over-the-top camera angles a

  February 11, 2009

• Local Blog Destructoid Valued at $2.5 Million

  Gold-plated robot?Yesterday, 24/7 Wall Street released its list of the 25 Most Valuable Blogs, and local gaming blog Destructoid came in at number 16 with a value of $2.5 million (full disclosure: Prior to working at New Times, I was a blogger/editor for Miami Nights, which is owned by Destructoid's parent network, Modern Method). The site's main office is actually located not too far from our office here in midtown, but the blog is mainly community-driven. Here is what 24/7 had to say about t

  February 24, 2009

• N.O.R.E. Revels in His New Fatburger Arrest Fame, Feuds with Perez Hilton

  Miami Beach Police DeptN.O.R.E.'s MugN.O.R.E.'s arrest at a Fatburger on South Beach last weekend has brought him more attention than any of his songs in the past few years, and the rapper is taking full advantage of it. First, he's got a few things to clear up. N.O.R.E. is not the most eloquent man, but we think his side of the story is that the other man involved in the incident bothered him first, there were no flowers involved, he's not sure how the yellow liquid got in the man's face,

  February 24, 2009

• Lady Gaga Brings Pop to Revolution

  April 2, 2009

• Je Suis Delusional

  February 12, 2009

• Je Suis Delusional

  February 5, 2009

• The Worst Jobs in Rock and Roll

  August 28, 2008

• Who Is ... Dustin Diamond?

  Feed your mind at the Just the Funny Pop Culture Improv Challenge.

  July 31, 2008

• Signed, Sealed, Delivered

  May 1, 2008

• Perez Hilton Picks a Fight

  Haters and lawsuits threaten Miami's infamous celebrity gossip export.

  March 27, 2008

• The Kingston Kid

  March 6, 2008

• Long Live El Rey

  José El Rey rules with poetic justice and sweet, sweet music.

  February 21, 2008

• Hater Blockers

  August 3, 2006

• Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami

  Does reality television even try anymore? Sorry we had to get Perez Hilton on this photo, just couldn't find a picture of just these two we could use. Let's see. Kim Kardashian got famous for being Paris Hilton's temporary Nicole Richie replacement, and then for her gross sex tape with Brandy's little brother. Most normal families would probably disown their daughter for at least a year or so after this, but for some reason the Kardashian clan decided to star in the reality TV masterpiece Keepin

  April 20, 2009

• City of Miami Announces Smart Grid

  via MidwaySoon you will be able to control your energy use too, but in a way less cool way. It's probably the Miami Herald's duty to be covering this boring, but potentially substantial breaking news. But apparently they're too busy smoking it up in honor of Pulitzer Day! So now I have to trudge through this extremely boring (but potentially substantial!) bit of news to make sure that you, the Miami public, is aware on a timely manner. The City of Miami is going to put smart meters in your house

  April 20, 2009

• Elaine Lancaster to Perez Hilton: "Leave Miss California Alone!"

  Queen fight! Attention, everyone, Queen fight! No, seriously: It's South Beach's reigning queen versus the self-proclaimed "Queen of All Media" fighting over a beauty queen. Miami's premier drag queen and local paragon of sophistication and elegance, Elaine Lancaster, took to Steve Rothaus's Herald Blog today to give Perez Hilton a videotaped lesson in manners. Miss Lancaster was beside herself when Hilton, on his blog, called her fellow beauty queen, Miss California Carrie Prejean, a B-w

  April 29, 2009

• Alcee Hastings' Defense of Hate Crime Legislation Isn't a Laughing Matter

  Let's have a big ol' laugh at a congressman saying "naughty" words on the House floor. That's what NBCMiami.com and the Sun-Sentinel did. Hahaha... ha. NBC even called it "worthy of late-night talk show television."In Fort Lauderale Rep. Alcee Hastings' comments, he listed a number of words such as "asphyxiphilia," "zoophilia," and "toucherism." Unfortunately, they didn't add much context. Hastings' speech wasn't some random stream of scientific obscenities; he was trying to make

  May 1, 2009

• Dear License Plate Jesus, Take Away This Swine Flu and Give Us Back Our Bea Arthur

  What a roller coaster this swine flu, excuse me, H1N1 is: First someone jumped the gun on reporting the first case in Florida, a lady traveled through Miami carrying the virus, then 20 suspected cases in Miami-Dade were sent for testing. None of those came back positive, but two others in Florida did. Last weekend Bea Arthur, the actress behind one of Miami's favorite fictional residents, passed away. No, it was not from swine flu. And, yes, Bea, thank you for being a friend. Speaking

  May 1, 2009

• Old Film, New Wave

  May 14, 2009

• Perez Hilton Expands His Media Empire

  via #The 3XGPMiami's most cringe-worthy, gossip-mongering native son is expanding his media empire. According to Media Post, Perez Hilton is launching a new site. Henry Copeland, whose company handles ad sales for PerezHilton.com, says the new site will be a classier affair, focusing on longer pieces that are more attractive to advertisers. Which probably means fewer MSPaint cum drippings, fewer explicit pictures of, um, screenwriters, and hopefully fewer pictures of Perez himself. Cope

  June 17, 2009

• GLAAD Gets Involved in Perez Hilton-Will.i.am. Slap Fight

  Sometimes when you make a post about something, you feel indebted to blog about any major updates in the story. Other times, you find a picture so marvelous you need to find any excuse to use it. So here we are continuing our coverage of Perez Hilton v. Will.i.am: Boom Boom Pow-gate '09. Of course, gossip powerhouse TMZ has already procured a video of the incident. Perez is clearly caught on tape telling Mr. I.am: "You're not a fucking artist [ed: true]. You're a fucking faggot [ed: not true]

  June 23, 2009

• The Week That Was: Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight

  photo via JustJaredPhotographer (and Miami resident) Bruce Weber shot Michael Jackson back in 2007 for the cover of L'Uomo Vogue. It was one of the pop icon's last major photo shoots.RIP Michael Jackson. RIP urban legend that Thriller was shot in Coconut Grove.Some tabloid claimed Alberto Cutié is gay, but he, obviously, denied this. In fact, he's getting married to a real life lady tonight, in a church. Gloria Estefan bought a small piece of the Miami Dolphins, because she loves the sport

  June 26, 2009

• Perez Hilton Wanted to Call Will.I.Am The N-Word, But Decided F-Word was More Appropriate

  Ah, the travesty of putting a celebrity profile to bed right before the subject implodes in scandal. You might recall Details scribe Jason Gay talked to Alex Rodriguez a mere 48 hours before news of his steroid use hit. A-Rod was smart enough to not be available for any follow-ups. Perez Hilton isn't as bright. The Advocate sent a cover article on Hilton to bed right before his much ballyhooed dust up with Will.I.Am went down. Perez was more than willing to open his mouth to the mag again,

  July 6, 2009

• Fashion Victim Launches Fashion Blog

  via #The 3XGPPerez Hilton, for better or worse the most successful blogger to come out of the Magic City, has launched a nicer, friendlier blog in the form of a fashion website. It's dubbed CocoPerez, in what I assume is the least creative tribute to Coco Chanel ever. Maybe he was inspired by the ol' Chanel quote, "Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty. It is not. It is the opposite of vulgarity." And because Perez's flagship site is qui

  August 13, 2009

• Perez Hilton is So Not a Gay Role Model

  Screw gay rights. Perez would like to advocate a national cupcake day. ​Bitchy celebrity blogger Perez Hilton made a name for himself drawing cocaine boogers on photos of movie stars. That, and spreading hateful -- ok, kind of hilarious --morsels of Hollywood gossip. So what the hell is he doing on the August cover of The Advocate? That's what readers of the oldest and most respected LGBT magazine in the country want to know. Lots of 'em. Editor Jon Barret received so much negative feedba

  August 15, 2009

• Which Florida Celebrities Will Get a Piece of the Dolphins Next?

  In case you missed it, Dolphins owner Stephen Ross made it official this morning: The Fins are indeed waging the biggest celebrity love-fest in South Florida this side of Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami.via Wikimedia CommonsAre you ready for some mustache?​The Dolphins have lost 20 percent of their season ticket base since 2006, and Ross's plan to win those pigskin fans back runs heavier on the T-Pain than the tight ends. Miami, you see, is about "celebrities, entertainment, and lif

  August 19, 2009

• Fidel Castro Rubs His Continued Existence in Perez Hilton's Face

  ​As GossipCop reminds us, today is the two-year anniversary of Fidel Castro's death. Well, the two-year anniversary of when Perez Hilton declared him dead, by doodling the word dead over the dictator's wrinkled forehead, in his trademark MS Paint white. Of course, a new photo of the former leader was released -- only the second of Castro this year. Fidel, pictured with Ecuador's president, Rafael Correa, looks noticeably less deathly than previous photographs. And just to rub it in H

  August 24, 2009

• Video: Casual Sax & The Saxual Revolution "24's & More"

  If you haven't heard of Casual Sax & The Saxual Revolution, you've probably been in some kind of soap operatic coma for the last few years. Induce and Sven Barth compromise the duo that found viral success after Perez Hilton featured their video for "Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)" on his site.Soon after they release videos for their tracks "Whorer Core" and "Klaus' Tour de Pants (AKA Klaus' Disco Train)." And with no signs of slowing down, they've just released the video for "24's &a

  September 11, 2009

• Dennis Rodman: Tickety-Tack Tranny Hot-Mess Out-of-Control Super-Tranny from Transylvania

  JipsyDennis Rodman: 1, 2, 4, 3. None of these bitches look better than me. (click to enlarge)​Last night's Pink Dress Collection fashion show at the Eden Roc was for a good cause -- the Susan G. Komen for the Cure -- so we're sure Dennis Rodman meant to look as ridiculous as possible to guarantee maximum coverage. OK, we'll gleefully play along. Seriously, the former NBA player took to the catwalk looking like either the lost sixth member of Vogue Evolution or the

  October 15, 2009