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  • Blogs

    May 10, 2012

    Florida Teacher Makes Students Wear Dog Cone Collars as Punishment

    A Florida teacher could face serious punishment of her own after doling out a unique brand of strange punishment to her students. After showing the Pixar movie Up in her class, Laurie Bailey-Cutkomp, a science teacher at Zephyrhills High School in Pasco County, decided the best way to deal with misb ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2012

    How to Save Florida's Economy: Make Everything a Nudist Colony!

    Like many small business owner on Florida, Paul Hodges has been struggling over the past few years. His Cocoa Beach motel, the Fawlty Towers, has seen its profits plummet. So, he's come up with a new plan to jolt his bottom line. Starting tomorrow the Fawlty Towers will now be a nudist colony. Nudit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 22, 2012

    Man Calls 911 So He Can Check Facebook

    ​Doyle Hardwick is no stranger to dealing with 911 response people. In fact, he may even have 911 on speed dial.According to the Tampa Bay Times, he gave his wife eight beers with a promise from her that she'd go to sleep after she finished the last one. She finished, but didn't keep up her end of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2012

    Florida's "Ag Gag" Bill Won't Stop Local Activist From Recording Animal Abuse

    Richard "Kudo" Couto​A bill that would criminalize undercover footage of animal farms and slaughter facilities is on the floor of the State Senate, and has a good chance of being passed into law. Which means it would be up to only licensed law enforcement officials to discover abuses on local ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 27, 2011

    Florida Man Robs Bank to Pay Bar Tab

    ​You're at a bar. You're drinking a beer. You've realized you're out of money. Do you: a) call it quits; b) ask a friend to spot you; c) walk down the block and rob a bank?A Pasco County man went with option C and is now behind bars.

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2011

    Florida County May Use Tax Dollars to Attract Nude European Tourists

    ​Miami-Dade County may soon get some stiff competition in attracting naked tourists. Pasco County, located just north of Tampa Bay, is considering using tax dollars to actively promote its numerous nudist resorts to rich European travelers looking to expose every last inch of their skin to the war ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 26, 2011

    Aspiring Ultimate Fighter Reportedly Beaten to Death For Calling Man a Ginger

    YA STINKIN GINGER​A small house party turned deadly Saturday night for 19-year-old Pasco County resident Samuel Smith, an aspiring mixed martial artist who witnesses say was beaten to death by a red-haired party-goer after Smith called him a "ginger" and told him he had "weak knees," according to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2011

    Sen. Jim Norman Protects the Rights of Farms at the Expense of Florida Consumers

    via Flickr CALM ActionWhat Florida Senator Jim Norman doesn't want us to see.​Something is wrong with Florida Sen. Jim Norman. I don't mean that something is wrong with his physical or mental health (well, maybe the latter), but rather that something is wrong with him in general. He is defective, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2010

    Food News Roundup: Junk Food, Burger King, Passover, and Dream Water

    "Scientists in Florida say overeaters are addicted to junk food in the same way drug addicts are addicted to cocaine and heroin." [AllHeadlineNews]"Project Downtown, an organization that started about two years ago in Miami and now has branches other U.S. cities," continues feeding the homeless. [VO ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2009

    Archive Diver - Zephyr Hills Natural Spring Water Home Delivery Ad From 1988

    image via Miami New Times archives week of August 10 - 16, 1988​ Did you know that Zephyrhills is a city in Pasco County, Florida? Short Order always thought it was somewhere in Switzerland, where mountain folk make water out of melted snow far away from cars and people. Shoot, Zephyrhills is hard ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2009

    Lingerie Bowl Cancelled: Things Got A Lil' Too Naked

    So, Tampa residents succeeded in running the Lingerie Bowl out of town because it was too risque for their, apparently, puritanical town. Then the Sporting Spectacle found refuge at a nudist resort in Pasco County, but in a weird twist, the nudists are a little too wild for the Lingerie Bowl. Appare ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 16, 2009

    Nudists Save Lingerie Bowl

    Well, those prudes in Tampa got their way, and the Lingerie Bowl won't be tainting their apparently pure city. Instead a nudist resort in Pasco County stepped in and saved the day. The joint is appropriately called the Caliente Clothing Optional Resort, which should fair well for the Miami Caliente ... More >>

  • News

    December 25, 2008

    Hog Huntin' in the Glades

    A lost art or a horrible slaughter? It's all in the eye of the hunter.

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2007

    The ABC's of Restaurant Cleanliness

    A lost art or a horrible slaughter? It's all in the eye of the hunter.

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2007

    The ABC's of Restaurant Cleanliness

    A lost art or a horrible slaughter? It's all in the eye of the hunter.

  • News

    October 19, 2006

    Pay Fray

    “Are they going to fire us all?”

  • News

    October 12, 2006

    Insolence Ointment

    Free rum, fine stories, and a fabled Coral Gables eatery on its way out

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