Paris Hilton

Wynwood Art Walk: Clandestine Culture Takes Center Stage

Sneak Peak at Pearl Restaurant & Champagne Lounge, Opening December 10

Photo by Alex RodriguezPearl circa 2011.​The iconic South Beach hot spot, Pearl Restaurant & Champagne Lounge, is making its official comeback December 10 -- six years after closing to the public.From 1999 to 2005, Pearl (second floor of Nikki Beach) was a favorite among A-List celebrities bac ... More >>

Mickey Avalon at LIV October 5

Photo by Alex RodriguezPearl circa 2011.​The iconic South Beach hot spot, Pearl Restaurant & Champagne Lounge, is making its official comeback December 10 -- six years after closing to the public.From 1999 to 2005, Pearl (second floor of Nikki Beach) was a favorite among A-List celebrities bac ... More >>

Get Sleazy With Dirty L.A. Rapper Mickey Avalon at LIV October 5

Photo by Mark the Cobra Snake via facebook.com/MickeyAvalon​"Live fast, die young, and look good in your grave" is Mickey Avalon's motto. He's got that brash, absurd, and sleezy L.A. white rapper style that attracts a party crowd serious about their trucker hats and lipstick-stained, cut-all-up ... More >>

Tom Brady Is the New Ugg Boots for Men Spokesman, Which at Least Gives Dolphins a Moral Victory

​As Miami Dolphins fans, our gut reaction to Tom Brady is "ugh," so we guess it's only fitting he's the new poster boy for Ugg for Men boots. Yes, Uggs, those horribly ugly sheepskin affronts to footwear decency favored by circa 2005 UM sorority girls (paired with miniskirts, naturally) and middle ... More >>

Five Teacup Puppies Stolen from Bird Road Pet Store

​Five teacup puppies, valued at a total of $4,100 and countless immeasurable units of adorableness, were snatched from the Puppy Dream pet store on Bird Road this weekend. The store's cameras caught an unidentified woman committing the unspeakable crime of grand theft cute.

Party girl to Oscar winner: Sofia Coppola's journey to Somewhere.

​Five teacup puppies, valued at a total of $4,100 and countless immeasurable units of adorableness, were snatched from the Puppy Dream pet store on Bird Road this weekend. The store's cameras caught an unidentified woman committing the unspeakable crime of grand theft cute.

Five Reality Stars Who Should Stay a Billion Miles Away From the Recording Studio

Tila Tequila loves more than just the DJ....​We're not really sure what inspires reality TV cast members to think that a little airtime means they're qualified to belt it out for the masses. But we don't like it. They usually have no training, no stage presence and -- what's worse -- no talent.Rum ... More >>

De Niro's Ago Top Celebrity-Owned Miami Restaurant

Creative Commons photo by Rayand Miami business owner Robert De Niro​To reach A-list celebrity status, there is a checklist: launch a cheesy perfume line, appear in an "accidental" photograph partying with Paris Hilton and two midgets covered in cocaine, and do an Oprah interview that brings every ... More >>

Eva Mendes Releases "Sex Tape"

​Near the top of any perv's dream wish list of celebrity sex tapes is probably one featuring Miami-born, Cuban-American hottie Eva Mendes. Well, she's well aware of the internet's demands, and the actress, who stars in the upcoming The Other Guys, has finally giving into the demands. She's release ... More >>

Ke$ha

​Near the top of any perv's dream wish list of celebrity sex tapes is probably one featuring Miami-born, Cuban-American hottie Eva Mendes. Well, she's well aware of the internet's demands, and the actress, who stars in the upcoming The Other Guys, has finally giving into the demands. She's release ... More >>

Scott Storch raked in hip-hop millions and then snorted his way to ruin

​Near the top of any perv's dream wish list of celebrity sex tapes is probably one featuring Miami-born, Cuban-American hottie Eva Mendes. Well, she's well aware of the internet's demands, and the actress, who stars in the upcoming The Other Guys, has finally giving into the demands. She's release ... More >>

Paris Hilton, Snooki, Various Kardashians All in Miami This Week

​Are you prepared for what could be the most reality-TV-infected Winter Music Conference week on record? At least three of the genre's favorite air heads are rumored to be in South Beach this week. This could be the biggest meeting of the minds since the Yalta Conference.The Sisters Kardashian hav ... More >>

Ten Reasons Erin Newberg Says to Watch VH1's "Secrets of Aspen"

courtesy blog.vh1.comErin and castmate Shana have Secrets​If you think that no reality show is complete without an injection of the 305, tonight may be the night you start watching the latest piece of reality fluff to hit VH1's lineup "Secrets of Aspen." The show premiered last week with a storyli ... More >>

Grrrly Talk: Is Modernesque Burlesque Feminist?

Photo by Ari Justin Rothenberg Modernesque Burlesque Troupe​The opening night for the Modernesque Burlesque troupe at Respectable Street Saturday was a glamorous sequin-filled celebration of movement and the female body. It was also "new, fresh, and unused," in the words of the cheeky mistr ... More >>

Weekly Wrap Up: The Friday Sauce

Jacob KatelThis week, the cover of our print product depicts hand sewn, plush, homemade Star Wars dolls. On the web front, Short Order wrote a week's worth of hopefully entertaining, informative, insightful, and humorous posts that had almost nothing to do with the grim realities of life in Mia ... More >>

News Roundup

Local The Fontainebleau has decided to tone down its sexy image to attract families. A little less Dirty Hairy, a little more dirty diapers. [Herald] Costumes officials found bottles of "snake wine." Which is basically posionous snakes stuffed inside bottle of alchohol, and then served. [NBCMiami] ... More >>

Q&A With Ogre of Skinny Puppy, Performing with ohGr at Culture Room Friday

As half of Skinny Puppy, Nivek Ogre (or just Ogre, or Kevin Ogilvie) created, in the Eighties, a much-imitated, arresting blend of industrial and hard rock, belched forth amid bewildering onstage theatrics. A showman from the beginning, Ogre quickly used his theater of the horrifically absurd as a p ... More >>

Over the Weekend - Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Shine 3 Year Anniversary and Joe Jackson

What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

Last Night: Wisin Y Yandel at the American Airlines Arena

What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebriti ... More >>

Star Quality

Behold, the wonder that is Jeffree Star!

The Second Wynwood Art Walk Still Holds Its Charms

Behold, the wonder that is Jeffree Star!

The Party Crasher - Broker Boxing Federation Attracts 1,500 to Mansion, Including the Mournings and Brooke Hogan

Behold, the wonder that is Jeffree Star!

Over the Weekend - Basel, Busta, Riley and Chavez

Behold, the wonder that is Jeffree Star!

Lust for House

San Francisco deep house don Kaskade brings some more soul to Shine

Kathy Griffin is Going to Hell and Doesn't Care

San Francisco deep house don Kaskade brings some more soul to Shine

High Style, Low Prices

Support a local designer at his one-day sale

Living Hilarious

Support a local designer at his one-day sale

This Shot’s For You

Save Darfur and Sip Jack Daniels

Hanging With Mr. Cooper

He’s so much more than a pretty face

Paparazzi’s Wet Dream

He’s so much more than a pretty face

Lowest Forms

Boo hoo! Some writer we’ve never heard of made fun of us! Boo hoo hoo!

Think Inside the Box

Homestead births another fine Mexican restaurant

Movin’ Out

Homestead births another fine Mexican restaurant

Sun-Kiss and Make Up

Homestead births another fine Mexican restaurant

Cut It Out

This artist goes scissor happy on celebrities

Cut It Out

This artist goes scissor-happy on celebrities

Cut It Out

This artist goes scissor happy on celebrities

Ron Carter

This artist goes scissor happy on celebrities

Selected Events for the Week of October 6

This artist goes scissor happy on celebrities

BEST READING SERIES

Books & Books

MU

Out of Breach (Manchester's Revenge) Output

Marilyn's First

Out of Breach (Manchester's Revenge) Output

Videocy

Good and bad, music videos gave us something to talk about this year

It Isn't Easy Being Fabulous

The trials and tribulations of Fabian Basabe

Resident Ego

At the center of his own reality, Key Biscayne native Carlos Arias has a brash game plan to make it big in Hollywood with a Florida-flavored unscripted TV show

See You

On a busy VMA weekend, Miami raised the art of celebrity worship to new heights

Hog Days

Locals love hot pig

BEST PARTY OF THE YEAR

Official Latin Grammys afterparty

September 3, 2003

French Tickler

Jean-Louis Costes and Co. get you riled up