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DJ Paris Hilton Signs to Cash Money: Five Reasons Her "House Album" Will Suck Balls

Paris Hilton must really love abuse, because she just signed a record deal with Cash Money to release her follow-up to 2006's weird and critically-forgotten Paris. She plans to release a "house album." And, like, nothing about a fluffy hip-hop label signing a talentless heiress to make EDM music s ... More >>

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Sofia Vergara Slips a Nip at Story NYE! Plus Seven Other Celebrity Titties

Story Nightclub has only been open for, like, a week and a half, and it's already made the front page of TMZ for a hilarious celebrity nip slip. Our homies Cultist reported that Modern Family's Sofia Vergara came down to the new SoBe club to party with Kaskade, but ended up getting so hella drunk t ... More >>

Dumbest Shit in Music 2012!

Let's face it. The world of music is a really dumb place, and we should know. Here at Crossfade, we spend the majority of our time sifting through the deserted wasteland of pop culture, and it ain't lookin' too good out there. This year felt like a particularly dumb year too. Maybe it was all this ... More >>

Pop Gossip: Ten Hottest Messes of 2012

Pop gossip. Most of us want to believe that we're too intelligent and cultured to be fascinated with such gutter-trash information, but the reality is we all love to sniff the dirty underwear of the stars. Whether it's a child star blossoming into a full-fledged sex symbol, a battered woman who can ... More >>

Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson Aren't Fat: An Open Letter to America

What the hell is wrong with you, America? Look at you, sitting there covered in Cheeto dust, hearts pumping pure Coca-Cola, and you're making fun of this nation's beautiful pop tarts because they happen to put on 25 pounds? We here at Crossfade are tired of these finger-pointing, gut-busting shena ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton Is Super Sorry for Saying Gays Are "Disgusting" and "Probably Have AIDS"

DJ Paris Hilton is super sorry, you guys. Yesterday, she pissed off a bunch of Dorothy's friends by makings some rude and insensitive comments about the gay community. She didn't mean it, though. Because she didn't know her conversation was being recorded by a cab driver. But since everyone freake ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton: "Gay Guys Are Disgusting, Most of Them Probably Have AIDS"

DJ Paris Hilton, heiress extraordinaire and total role model, has taken a break from dropping beats to drop some seriously insane comments about "gay guys." Even though she seems like the type of girl who'd have a million gay friends, because she's rich and skinny, it turns out that Paris thinks th ... More >>

Blond:ish to Paris Hilton and Aspiring Female DJs: "If You Want Respect, Don't DJ Topless"

Dumb blonde bimbo DJs? The EDM industry already has one Paris Hilton. Montreal's Blond:ish, on the other hand, isn't messing around. With a reputation for driving, body-jacking DJ sets, the duo exploded onto the international scene this past year with some auspicious tech-house releases on Kompakt ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton Sucks Balls ... In France!

See also "Paris Hilton's DJ Debut Sucked Balls" and "DJ Paris Pisses Off Samantha Ronson and Deadmau5." Paris Hilton is a modern tragedy. This dumb bitch already destroyed what little faith we still had in the DJ scene when she puked all over Pop Festival in Brazil. But breaking our uhntz-uhntz-in ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton Pisses Off Samantha Ronson and Deadmau5: "It's Like Calling Myself a Doctor After Reading WebMD Twice"

See also "Paris Hilton's DJ Debut Sucked Balls" and "Jane Bang's Diss Track: 'Keep Sucking on That Afrojack Dick.'" Paris Hilton stabbed electronic dance music in the heart last month when she made her DJ debut at the Pop Music Festival in Brazil. Sounding like a "prepubescent child on downers" a ... More >>

DJ Paris Hilton Slapped With Dis Track by Jane Bang: "Keep Sucking on That Afrojack D**k"

See also "Paris Hilton's DJ Debut Sucked Balls: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown." Everyone is jumping on the Paris Hilton hate train ever since she wrecked that bitch in Brazil. The latest hit comes from New York City's Jane Bang, who just released an electro dis track that calls the heiress out ... More >>

Paris Hilton's DJ Debut Sucked Balls: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

And the award for shittiest, most tragic DJ in the entire universe goes to ... The slut in the awkward construction paper dress! Oh, we mean Paris Hilton, obviously. Remember when Crossfade told you that Paris was bound to ruin everything with her DJ premiere at the Pop Music Festival in Brazil? W ... More >>

Afrojack Says He "Didn't Know Shit" About Paris Hilton's DJ Debut

Hey, Afrojack. Remember when we found out that Paris Hilton is debuting her DJ career at Pop Music Festival next month in Brazil, and we thought it was stupid? Then we were like, "Wait, isn't she dating Afrojack?" And we got kind of upset because we thought maybe you had something to do with it. ... More >>

Paris Hilton to Make DJ Debut in Brazil, Ruin Everything

Electro is so dead. When Madonna jumped on the EDM train and started yelling about her friend Molly, it was bad enough. But now, famous-for-being-rich-and-skanky Paris Hilton is poised to hop on that bleeping-blooping choo-choo and wreck it in front of thousands of Brasileño dance music fans. The ... More >>

Scott Storch's Top Ten Cocaine Bangers and Blow Ballads

​Yesterday, Crossfade reported on prolific pop/rap producer Scott Storch's recent arrest for cocaine possession in a Las Vegas hotel. The story was simple: Homeboy didn't want to pay his bill (probably because he spent all of his money on coke) and when the cops rolled up they found a few grams le ... More >>

Classy Ass

Susan Boyle's Depeche Mode Cover and Five Other Artists Who Ruined Perfectly Good Songs

​England's favorite frumpy, never-been-kissed, feel-good-story of 2009 has a new album, Someone to Watch Over Me, dropping November 1. And it's generating mad buzz with the 55-to-70-year-old demographic. Susan Boyle's new record will feature a sweet blend of slow jams ranging from Joni Mitchell' ... More >>

Paris Hilton Announces Plans to Become the "Queen of House Music"

​Crossfade's Google Alerts are incredibly random. This morning, sandwiched between Gloria Estefan and Rick Ross, an alert that read, "Paris Hilton Training to Become Most Powerful House DJ Ever!!!" sent chills down our spine. Evidently, the former sex tape reality vixen is a beat freak, and sh ... More >>

Animalistic Behavior

Four Stages in the Evolution of Lionel Richie's Hair

​Lionel Richie. His hair is fucking crazy, bordering on crazy awesome. However, throughout the decades he has made efforts to tone it down. That mustache, on the other hand, has stuck around like his daughter's herpes. We're not insinuating Nicole Richie is a slut, by the way, it's just that she ... More >>

Man With the Mane

Axwell and Steve Angello of Swedish House Mafia Return to Miami November 26 and 27

Photo by Carl LindstromSwedish House Mafia​It ain't no Masquerade Motel, but two-thirds of the Swedish House Mafia are coming back to the city -- for separate gigs, mind you. Yes, the guys still make time to tour as solo acts. Though, with their rising status as superstar DJs, we wonder for how mu ... More >>

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They Might Be Tiny, But These Lucky Dogs Sure Made It Big

​When we saw that the Wall Street Journal whipped up a stipple portrait of Conchita, the Ginger-wig-wearing Chihuahua that belonged to the late Miami socialite Gail Posner, Banana Republican got to thinking what a grand life these little bug-eyed rat-dogs lead. So we compiled a list of the five mo ... More >>

Spots Are the New Plaid

A Court Order for Paris: Hilton Guilty of a Deli Lane Double Cheeseburger and BBQ Chicken Sandwich

Twitter No surprise here folks... It's not the first time party princess Paris Hilton has been guilty of burger debauchery (think Carl's Jr. TV spot!)  This time, the scene of the crime is the Brickell branch of Miami's tame but trusty Deli Lane Cafe, confirms Miami Herald reporter Douglas Hank ... More >>

Splish, Splash, Splice

Breaking News: Paris Hilton Still Dumb, Comically So

The last time Paris Hilton came to town, she asked a respected house producer to play some pop tunes that would better facilitate her table dancing. He refused. The DJ said her posse pushed him, and Hilton lied about it to the tabloids. Now she's back in town, but at the courthouse. In 2006, Paris ... More >>

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Local:The VA hospital, which might have accidentally exposed some of its patients to infectious diseases, gave itself a clean bill of health in January. [Herald]In some Homestead zip codes, as many as 25 percent of the houses are in foreclosure. The AP says it is the biggest disaster to hit the area ... More >>

During WMC The Techno Stops For No One, Not Even Paris Hilton

via Wikimedia CommonsHey, have you heard there's this music event in town, with all these DJs who take dance and electronic music pretty seriously? It's probably one of the biggest weeks in the year for their industry, and it would really be best if you don't go up to them and ask them to play some ... More >>

Paris Hilton's Body Guard Allegedly Attacked DJ Steve Angello First

via Wikimedia Commons/Bias RecordingsAs earlier reported, Paris Hilton went to Radar Online with some sob story about how she got pushed by a body guard because a mean ol' DJ wouldn't stop his techno and play some hip-hop for her. She then claimed the bodyguard left whatever boyfriend she has at the ... More >>

The Week That Was: We Decided To Be A Celebrity Tabloid

There were lots of whores, of various kinds, in the news this week. Riptide usually tries to stay away from the celebrity gossip stuff, unless it's amazing. It seems that fate has sent us lots of amazing celeb gossip this week:Paris Hilton tried to get a House/Techno DJ to stop playing House and Tec ... More >>

You Know What The World Needs More Of? Luxury Hotels!

via PR NewswireWe know Paris Hilton doesn't have anything to do with the management of the hotel company that bears her family name, but sometimes you have to wonder. In the midst of the latest, greatest depression and economic free fall you might expect any new hotel plans to include cots, a soup k ... More >>

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