Mother's Day isn't for months, but it came early for Gloria James. Contributing to Maria's Shriver's Shriver Report (to which Beyonce also dropped an essay this weekend), LeBron James wrote a loving tribute to his mother Gloria, a single working mom who through hard work and, as LeBron notes, some ... More >>
Cultist pointed out that Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade has sold a sitcom to Fox based on his memoirs of fatherhood. It's a simple family show slated to be titled Three The Hard Way -- which if you aren't aware, is not only the name of a seminal '70s blaxplotation action flick, but also the name of mor ... More >>
While the rest of Miami preps for another relaxing weekend on the beach, you're frantically crossing things off your kids' back-to-school check list. Number 2 pencils. Notebooks. Folders. Loose-leaf paper. Note cards. Backpacks. That horrific One Direction binder your daughter is begging for. It ... More >>
A common problem for working mothers in Florida is that strip clubs tend not to offer on-site child care for the dancers' children. Of course, working mothers should never leave their children alone at a hotel while they're at their job, no matter what their occupation. Brittany Renee Roman, 21, w ... More >>
Also read: "Logan Morrison is the Marlins' tweeter-in-chief."On Thursday afternoon, Miami Marlins outfielder and social-media savant Logan Morrison saw something at a local Nordstrom's that shocked him to his core. No, not a two-for-one sale on Calvin Klein underwear. He chanced upon a mother breast ... More >>
Earlier this year, the Republican-controlled Florida legislature passed an NRA-backed law that required all municipal governments to abolish their local gun control laws. Problem is, the state of Florida doesn't exactly have that many gun control laws, so now licensed gun owners across the state ... More >>
Singer Paulina Rubio has continued her string of alleged odd behavior. The Mexican singer was involved in a car accident this weekend in Little Havana, which lead to an arrest after a hysterical confrontation with police. However, she was let go in order to go home and breastfeed her young son.
Sorry, baby, those Bush-era adjustable doll house mortgages really screwed us all. Are you a faithful member of the Tea Party? Are you worried that your kids, little Ronnie and Reagan, aren't fully committed to your political cause? Well, why not have them stay with a relative in Tampa for a week ... More >>
Alex IzaguirreUncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke -- who is a candidate to replace more-boring-than-bread-pudding Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez -- explains ... More >>
Illustration by DerfRiptide's favorite hometown SNL star turned wacko tea party songstress, Victoria Jackson, is back writing columns for Andrew Brietbart's Big Hollywood. She's decided Sarah Palin is "the perfect feminist." Unfortunately she doesn't seem to have much of a grasp on what femin ... More >>
Every thing seems to be going Dwyane Wade's way in court (judicial, not basketball) lately. First he settled a series of lawsuits with a former business partner, and now he has been awarded temporary sole custody of his two sons in his increasingly ugly divorce with wife Siohvaughn Wade. The ru ... More >>
"I gave up the thought of 'reviewing' the film and decided to exhort you: SEE IT. BRING YOUR KIDS IF YOU HAVE THEM. BRING SOMEONE ELSE'S IF YOU DON'T. THE SHEER SCALE OF THE MOVIE IS MIND-BLOWING. IT'S THE DOCUMENTARY EQUIVALENT OF 'THE MATRIX'"--David Edelstein, New York MagazineStarts today at Reg ... More >>
The News Service of Florida's article about Alex Sink's appearance at the Jefferson-Jackson dinner this weekend on Miami Beach contains some praise from an unlike source: former Republican Party of Florida chairmen David Johnson. "The farming background could help in North Florida and th ... More >>
In 2007, the Healthy Start Coalition of Miami-Dade reported that certain cultural pockets of Miami-Dade really see no problem with teenage pregnancy. "However, some groups did not acknowledge that teen pregnancy is a problem. Most importantly, they expressed knowledge on frequent births to teen ... More >>
Rosie ODonnell is just our type.
No fair that kids get to go to cool summer camps!
"Holla at Me" (Koch)
Miami residents may not be seeking the care they need
Rolie Polie Asylum/Rap-a-Lot
When you open your heart to foster children, as Joan Andre has done,you also open the door to heartbreak
And call it seriously funny, too
Meet Me in Miami
The government's method of determining who's poor is so outdated that census experts say the poverty picture is much worse than we think
DJ Kicks - Playgroup "Studio K7!"
Can the courts order a wronged father to keep quiet? David Ziskind doesn't think so.
The Touch Research Institute promotes the laying on of healing hands