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  • Blogs

    October 16, 2014

    The Cities of Florida, Ranked

    After ranking all 34 cities within Miami-Dade County, we couldn't help but wonder where the major cities of Florida would stack up. So we decided to answer that question ourselves, naturally. Because what fun is the internet without arbitrary rankings? So we assembled a list of Florida's most nota ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2014

    The Ten Distinct States That Make Up Florida

    Florida has a reputation as America's weirdest state, but there's hardly any national appreciation for the fact that Florida has several culturally distinct regions of weirdness to choose from. In fact, sometimes it seems weird that Florida is considered one state at all. It's high time someone dre ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 13, 2013

    Miami Ranked Seventh "Trashiest Spring Break Destination" in America

    We in Miami, bitch. And we're beer-bongin' Coors Light at 11 a.m. on South Beach while riding a stolen DecoBike with our tits out, a brand-new bleeding tattoo disappearing into the crack of that fat ass, and a gut full of Starburst, naked Hooters wings, and Jell-o shots. That's why, according t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 19, 2013

    Hey! Ho! Naughty by Nature Marks "Hip Hop Hooray" 20th Anniversary With U.S. Tour

    Has anyone seen the '90s? What about the '00s? Somehow, those two decades simply came and went, taking pagers, the newspaper industry, and record stores along with 'em. On the bright side, however, Father Time spared Naughty by Nature's enduring 1993 hit, "Hip Hop Hooray," which turned 20 years ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 4, 2012

    Chris Bosh Coming Back For Game 5

    Chris Bosh is coming back for Game 5 of the Heat-Celtics series, according to ESPN. We haven't been this excited about anything Bosh-related since he first signed with the Heat, because good basketball lord the Heat seriously need something to get them over the hump and finish off this series agains ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 2, 2012

    South Beach is Now America's Top Spring Break Destination

    ​Ugh, get ready for the arrival of a bunch of drunk, unruly college students (and not the FIU and UM variety we're already used to dealing with) in a few weeks, because according to a top travel agency, South Beach has now become the third most popular Spring Break location for college students. W ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2012

    Florida Teen Calls Police When She Hears Her Mom Having Sex

    ​In the hierarchy of sounds none of us ever want to hear, perhaps even nails on a chalkboard and Justin Bieber warbling out a rendition of an opera aria lose out to the aural terror of hearing one's own mother engaged in an orgasmic fit of passion. Yet, even those dreaded sounds do not quite warra ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2011

    Man in Redneck Riviera Tries to Run Over Wife, Crashes Into Waffle House Instead

    via NWF Daily News​So a man crashed his pickup truck into a Waffle House after trying to run over his wife. Of course, it happened in Florida. And, of course, it happened in Panama City Beach, the crown jewel of the Redneck Riviera. PCB, baby!

  • Blogs

    June 27, 2011

    Video: Shark Jumps Over Surfer in Florida

    The opposite of this.​A four-foot long spinner shark jumped over a surfer off of Panama City Beach and it was caught on video. We don't really know what else to say about that except maybe a lame joke about "jumping the shark." Why are you even still reading this? Why aren't you watching the video ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 19, 2010

    Wasting Away in Margaritaville

    On National Margarita Day (February 22), the margaritas will be flying at Margaritaville. ​Get ready to start channeling your inner Jimmy Buffett: It's National Margarita Day on Monday, February 22. While there are many stories about the creation of the legendary libation, the most enduring tale c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 21, 2010

    WTF Florida: Orlando's Split Pants and Glitter Shine on American Idol, Real Life Batman Arrested

    ​There's more than enough weird things that happen here in Miami-Dade, but sometimes it seems we're downright sane compared to the rest of Florida. WTF Florida is our new weekly survey of all the weirdness our Peninsula has to offer. American Idol Comes to Mickey Mouse LandAmerican Idol skipped ov ... More >>

  • News

    April 11, 2002

    We Won't Get Fooled Again

    Is Luther Campbell really Miami Beach's Memorial Day savior?

  • News

    September 5, 1996